Ren said nothing as he watched his dinosaurs rip apart the mounted knights with jaws that easily ripped through their armor for his T-rexes while his raptors overwhelmed some of them. He noticed one of his raptors become frozen as it got close to a knight in red. 

The woman watched in awe as she jumped away when one of the lizard-like creatures effortlessly devoured one of the riders following her. Using her sword, she deflected a strike, leaving her attacker to be tackled by one of the lizards. "watch out!" 

A rider in red approached the young man with his sword drawn. Ren did nothing and suddenly, numerous knives appeared from nowhere, piercing his armor like a hot knife through a stick of butter. The young man looked nonchalant at all of that was happening as he held the horse only for it to turn to some sort of stone and pierced the red rider's armor. 

She was impressed, the young man kept up with the elves quite well along with his magic. Oh no! She was too caught up in looking at the man that a rider got close to her. She was prepared to use her magic to escape when suddenly, she found the rider's armor was malformed and dented over in a way that crushed its wearer. 

"Thank you," She said as she moved, using her sword to deflect her attackers while the young man paused. Ren noticed a group riding towards him. Suddenly, their bodies exploded along with their horses, and the young man collapsed and started panting. 

"I... I need to work on my cardio..." Ren said as he looked at the remaining riders. 

"You..." The leader of the group said as he looked a the panting young man. "Impressive... for a man lacking in martial skills, to fend us all this easily," 

"... you guys went and started a fight in my backyard," Ren said as he looked at them. "You froze some of my horses solid and killed them," The young man said as he stood up and looked at them

"..."

"I rent them out for a living." The young man said as a dinosaur went to his side. "You better give me a good reason to not kill all of you, right now. You might be a specter but I can kill you just as easily," Ren said as he pulled out a blanket from nowhere and dropped it into the ground, holding it in one hand.

"You expect me to believe that, human?" The rider said as he stepped ahead Ren raised his hand towards a flesh and bone rider only for his body to erupt as thousands of blades erupted from his body, at the same time, the rider with knives on his body exploded and disappeared without a sound, much to the shock of the young woman and for the rider to recoil. 

"You..." the rider said. "Very well, we need the woman to allow us to travel;-"

"Yeet!" Ren said as he swished the blanket as another copy of the rider flew off it along with the others toward the spectral rider 

"This is..." The spectral rider and his cop both got close to each other and soon an implosion happened that made the both of them disappear. 

"Your majesty!" One of the riders shouted only for his copy to come near him and for him to suffer the same fate as the spectral rider. One by one, the riders met with their counterparts before exploding except for one. 

"You..." The last one said as he looked at Ren only for the blade of a sword erupted from his chest, splitting his body in half. 

"You good?" Ren asked the young woman as picked the blanket up. 

"What was that?"

"Well, that's- oh shit!" Ren said as he suddenly fall face down into the ground with a large thud. 

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Ren PoV

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God... my head hurts! Spamming that many abilities to impress a girl is a bad thing. Shit... Metallica, Scary monsters, D4C, Speed King, Killer queen, the world, and Epitath. I used them without being prepared. Shit... but the girl is a cutie! 

Shut up, Instinct! 

Where am I? This is certainly not my home.

"Already awake, sleeping beauty?" Hearing  an unfamiliar voice, I readied Wonderful Wonderful world, grabbed the blanket and jumped off the bed with the blanket around me. Sadly, I was not a ninja so I tripped and fell on my back on the floor. 

Kill me now!

"hmm, you have good instincts but the execution sucks," The voice said once more. 

"Where am I?" I asked while standing up, keeping the blanket on me. 

"Kaer Morhen," The voice said once more, finally noticing the owner of the voice, it belonged to a man with white hair and a scar on his face. 

"Car what?" I asked as I removed the blanket, preparing my favored defensive ability of Epitath and Metallica.

"Kaer Morhen, Ciri brought you here." The man said as he looked at me with what seems to be... gratitude. "Geralt, Geralt of Rivia." 

"Ren, Ren Cruz," I introduced myself and noticed I was in my work clothes. Oh yeah, I was trying to improve my riding skills in my backyard and those assholes arrived. 

"Come with me," He said as he turned around. Having nothing else to do, I followed the older male while keeping an eye out. A castle? man, this would be a pain to clean alone. Glad to see a cabin would be fine. Oh yeah, I left some of my dinosaurs to painting and guard my house. I wonder what are they doing right now?

In his place, a Velociraptor could be seen looking at Demeter with a claw covered with ink as it tried to sign a parchment much to the wonder of the Goddess. Several other raptors could be seen rounding up the horses. A triceratops could be seen pushing a plow along the ground. 

"Oh, you're finally awake." An old man dressed in some sort of armor said as he looked at me. "Thank you for saving Ciri," 

"Ciri?" I asked as I looked at the young man and to the woman beside him.

"Thank you for helping me," She said as she looked at me with a smile. Fuck, that is a cute smile. Oh God! I can feel Geralt's glare and a few more! 

"N- no sweat." I said as a woman approached with black hair. Oh she can use magic. Oh fuck, she can use... wait. "This is another dimension, isn't it?" I asked Ciri as I noticed something. 

I could see her flinch and for the old man to look at me curiously. 

"Yes, how did you know?" Ciri asked as she looked at me. 

"This," I said while showing her a ring I wore. "This is a dimensional anchor to the dimension we were just in. It can sense divinity and the fact that it's colorless could only mean that I either somehow managed to cross to another dimension again or someone kidnapped me to another dimension." 

"So, you're just like Ciri," The old man said while the black haired woman looked at me. 

"Well... hers is more potent and requires less preparation than mine." I said to them. 

"I see, I'm Yennefer." The woman said as she looked at me. "What do you mean by that?" 

"This," I said as I took off my jacket before tossing it over me, only to reappear beside the old man after the jacket landed on the ground, seemingly flattening me. "Though, hers only requires her to tap into something inside her," I said, catching their attention once again.

"Is that how you killed Eredin?" Ciri asked, making Geralt's jaw drop. 

"Is that the ghost asshole's name? Then yes," I said to her. "He no longer exists," 

"You summoned another version of him... Is that how?" 

"Yes, my ability allow me to essentially 'Pull' something or someone from another dimension to the one I am on. If, for example, a chair I brought back goes near the exact same chair then they will merge together and cease to exist," I explained. 

"So... that means... Eredin is dead?" 

"More like he no longer exists in this multiverse, yes." I said as I looked at Geralt. "Well, it was nice meeting you, but I have some deliveries to make, I'm a busy man after all," I said as I used Metallica to levitate my jacket towards my hand. 

"How would you do that? Ciri can't control her power yet." Yeneffer said a she looked at me. 

"That's right, you should at least rest here." The old man said as he looked at me. 

"Sorry, but I can't. Thank you for the offer, but I just have too many deliveries and I need to fix the farm." I said to them. "But since, I know those assholes won't let you rest..." I said as I tossed a bracelet at Ciri. "Think of it as a good luck charm," I said with a wink before using D4C to travel back to the world of Danmachi. 

Now that was over with... I need to. What the fuck? 

"Hello, are you perhaps the owner of this place?" A beautiful woman, a Goddess from the looks of it, said as she looked at me. She wore a dress with a long skirt and it seems like the dinosaurs were fond of her. Is she a disney princess? 

One of the raptors I made from a dying cat melted in her hands.

"I am," I answered as I looked at her companions, a female in a green hooded cape, a woman dressed in a kimono, A Prum with pink hair, and... "Aren't you the rookie?" I asked the redhead who suddenly looked pissed at me. 

"I am Astraea and we would like to have your help," The goddess said and being the person that I am, I looked at her. 

"No, I'm busy," Sorry, lady but I wan a nice, quiet, and simple life and I'm no hero.