Okay so lmaoosjskksk this was kinda a success being a first-time fanfic writer.

Some of the questions are repeated, so I didnt add it on- just so that you know...

The answers will given in the perspective of the character.... so yeah enjoy this crackhead culture.

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1. Taehyung.

Q) What are your feelings for Jungkook?

Tae: uhhhhhh... honestly, I dont know? He's sweet and... um, he's a jerk sometimes but he's cute? I think?

Q) Can you hug me?

Tae: ofcourse... c'mere *hugs*

Q) Do you like Jungkook more than a friend?

Tae: ummmm... maybe around 35-50% give or take????

Q) what would you say if Jungkook confesses that he loves you?

Tae: honestly.... I think I'd go and stuff my face into another cake.. hahhahaa haha ha h... what are you talking about?

Q) what do you love about Jungkook?

Tae: would it be gay if I said 'his dick'? Oh yeah.. maybe I am gay.. BUT only for his coconut ass and he should be glad for that, cause honey.. no one else gets to clap these gorgeous cheeks oh alright.

Q) can you deny that Jungkook is sexy and hot and daddy material?

Tae: I'm.... not gonna deny nor will I confirm cause he's already got his head far up his ass with the amount of pride he has achieved with me bottoming for him.

Q) can you adopt me?

Tae: I would have said yes, but I already got a child at home.

Q) If Jungkook confesses his feelings, are you ready to accept him?

Tae: I like people being honest... but seriously... I have no idea what I'm feeling towards him.

Q) why dont you want to confess to him? What's stopping you hun?

Tae: confess WHAT?!

Q) Do you think Jungkook will ever let you top him?

Tae: with the amount of pride in his ass? Nah... Ion think so -_-

Q) How's Tannie? How's life been treating you so far?

Tae: awwww my baby's doing great :D ... listen Kid, life doesn't give you lemons, it gives you shit. That is the truth and dont let Jin hyung and his optimistic ass tell you otherwise.

Q) will you do some kinky shit with Jungkook?

Tae: I didnt think the interview is gonna be this fun... haha yes *smirks evidently* I'm planning for some shit so keep am eye open.

Q) when will you be fully brave and show jk awesome sex... be dom for once, but still bottom? Can you please make jk shout your name at the top of his lungs during sex?

Tae: dont you worry child... dont you worry. I have it all planned up. Im gonna flip shit so bad that Junglebook will only have my name screaming for hours long. I'm not letting him live freely for having wrecked my bottom a hundred times.

Q) Not a question, but please do the top thing.

Tae: mmm... if it was easy, I would have. Trust me. With Jungkook's eyes open and his strength flowing through his veins... trust me, I cant even move his finger with my whole hand.

Q) Can I babysit Tannie sometimes?

Tae: awwwww yes! I needed a babysitter anyway...

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2. Jungkook

Q) What are you gonna do for Tae?

Kook: What I'm gonna do, you ask? Anything... I'd do anything for him. Except for... probably bottom... I think.

Q) What would you do, if the media found out about you and Tae?

Kook: *sighs* honestly, I try not to think about that everyday... but my first priority would be to protect Tae's image.

Q) when are you going to confess gguk?

Kook: soon... very soon...

Q) what would you do if Taehyung confesses to you first?

Kook: oof- I... I think I'd pass out. God.. I cant even imagine...

Q) do you know that Tae really likes you too?

Kook: I dont think he likes me like that to be honest... *pouts*

Q) would you like to see Tae in a skirt?

Kook: I havent.... really thought about it... but um.. I guess I wouldnt mind?????????????

Q) would you give up your dreams for Taehyung?

Kook: this is a tough question... I cant give up on either of them cause they are both equally important. At this point, Taehyung is a part of my dream.... so, isn't, giving up my dreams equivalent to giving up Taehyung?

Q) why did you like that Hani bitch?

Kook: she was nice... and she cared about me.... but now that I see it, she was all in it for the money....

Q) biggest kink?

Kook: to have the other begging for more of me... I like... control. I love having control, to care for needs. But... for some odd reasons.... I also like my senses being tortured... I really dont know.... ... .. .

Q) when are you going to make 'prettae' as yours?

Kook: hopefully... soon.

Q) when are you going to tell Tae about your feelings?

Kook: I dont know, I've been trying from the start with saying 'I like strawberries' and... uh... 'I'm drunk on you' which basically means that I'm telling him I LOVE him.... but he's just too lost to see that.. arrrhrhdjd what do I do?!?!?!?!??!

Q) Fame or Tae?

Kook: It isnt about fame... I dont really care about fame, as long as I have my fans with me. If you ask 'ARMY or Tae?' Then... yes, both. Both are equally important to me.

Q) why dont you try doing something that will give you an idea whether or not Tae likes you?

Kook: that's a good idea... but I m kinda scared that will freak him out.... besides, if I do something out of the box... he'll think he is just delusional.

Q) do you wanna see Tae in lingerie? Or will you ever bottom for Tae if it makes him happy?

Kook: hmmmm.... I mean... I wouldnt mind if it's his choice, but Uhhhh like what's the point of it, if he's going to be butt naked 2 minutes in? Besides I dont want barriers between our skins so... I don't know? So.. maybe.. no?

I dont think I will bottom.... but if it's for Taehyung, maybe... I'll just give it a thought? Who knows? It might even happen....

Q) if Tae backs it up, is it fat enough? When he throws it back, is it fast enough? If he sped it up, could you handle that?

Kook: whoA there- yes, his cheeks are the fattest. Yes, it is fast enough and Yes I can handle it cause I'm Jeon Fucking Jungkook.

Q) if you get to choose Tae's first tattoo, what would it be?

Kook: oh wow... um... I would want him to get a doodle tattooed, cause he likes those kind of things... maybe a cute ghost- the one that's like the snapchat logo and goes 'boo'.... or maybe, I'd get a word tattooed on him... but its up to him anyway...

Q) will you let Taehyung top?

Kook: seriously... how much did Tae pay yall to ask this?

Q) does it ever scare you about the public finding out about you and Tae?

Kook: yes... living in spotlight isnt easy... and I know not all will take this news lightly. But I believe the ones who truly love me out there, will understand that I am a human who is capable of feeling things towards another person. And those who understand, will accept Tae... and if those who arent willing to or will leave me, it is fine... all I want to do is thank them for supporting me all this while and I would still love them regardless.

Q) you got a tour coming up or something? I dont want yall to separate.

Kook: yeah... I dont want to be separated as well... but that's the least thing you should worry about now.

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3. Hani

Q) Man why are you such an annoying ass bitch?

Hani: maybe you should ask that to yourself.

Q) can you kindly fuck off and leave taekook alone?

Hani: No.

Q) if you did have feelings for Jungkook, why the fuck did you cheat on him in the first place?

Hani: because I felt like it and nobody tells me what to do. Okay?

Q) who HURT you? Damn that's all I got.

Hani: yeah... as expected from you.

Q) you love Jungkook or is it pure obsession?

Hani: ....... I love him.

Q) why you so salty and desperate?

Hani: why are you so disrespectful?

Q) when will you leave jk alone to be happy?

Hani: I'll leave alone him alone after I walk on the aisle with a white dress with him standing at the altar.

Q) can you go and kindly fuck yourself?

Hani: you go first.

Q) when are you going to accept Jungkook's happiness instead of yours?

Hani: Jungkook's happiness IS me being together with him. Cant you read?

Q) did you ever really care about Jk or was it all a scheme?

Hani: ...... IM JUST A PAID CAST STOP BULLYING ME. BLAME THE AUTHOR.

Me: I'm sorry Hani... T_T

Me: I didnt want Lisa or Jennie or Irene or Seulgi or Sana or Mina like the usuals....

Me: I think I'll just go-

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4. Jimin

Q) Are you gonna tease Taehyung more now because you know about him and Jungkook?

Jimin: FUCK YEAH.

Q) will you marry me?

Jimin: get dem papers hunny... ;)

Q) be honest okay, do you have feelings for Yoonji?

Jimin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.

Q) do you have jams?

Jimin: *gasps* more than you do hoe.

Q) since you have feelings for Yoonji, did you ever think of having a threesome with her and her brother?

Jimin: um... okay- I dont have feelings for Yoonji. And yeah... I did mention it once jokingly, but... it didnt end well. Hahhahshahahhaah

Q) Do you ever see Tae in a sexual way?

Jimin: bitch we gay for each other, wdym?  Hahahshsjskkssl

But on a serious note... nah not really. I mean.. yeah I've seen him naked a couple of times but uh... I wasnt even mildly turned on by the sight.

Q) why dont you try confessing Yoonji in a proper manner without bickering with her?

Jimin: Again with the- I dont love Yoonji.. yall ohmygawdddd... what cereal do you eat for breakfast? Meth flakes?

Q) were you big mad when you found out everyone knew about Kook clapping Tae's chiseled cheeks but you?

Jimin: Ooh Honey- you have no idea. I WAS BIG MAD AS FUCK. I am obviously going to be the best man for Tae's wedding... how dare he not tell me?!?!??!?! Like bitch??????!?!??!

Q) can you marry Yoonji?

Jimin: you eat Meth flakes too?

Q) be my boyfriend.

Jimin: oooooh I likey ;)

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5. Hoseok

Q) get Yoongi a Mercedes Benz ;)

Hobi: I would... but he prefers walking.

Q) why do you love Min Yoongi?

Hobi: he's so adorable and squishy. He acts mean... but hes really soft underneath. And he does this cute thing when people are conversing in a group and his face goes like :] ajsjrkkrkd hes so cute....

Q) Cereal in bowl first or milk first? Serious question.

Hobi: Anything... as long as I get to eat.

Q) what would be your reaction if Yoongi starts liking you and shows some signs of it?

Hobi: jesus- I think... oh god. I think I'd get a heart stroke and die.

Q) Hobi why do you let yourself hurt with Yoongi? You should confront him about it.. mutual respect isnt too much to ask for.

Hobi: I want to... but, I dont know how to start.... he seems like he had been hurt in the past and he lives off of the wall he built around him. I dont want to hurt him and I want him to know that he can trust me to let me in fully... I know he isnt like this with the others like Tae or Jin or Jimin... deep down I just feel, he's adamant on hurting my feelings because there is a reason behind it. A valid reason, and so on... I am willing to wait for him.

Besides he's warming up to me... he thinks I wasnt awake that night when Jungkook and I got drunk- I was wide awake, but just pretending to be asleep when he draped the comforter over me. He wouldnt have done that if he didnt care two shits about me... so I know he cares, maybe not like how others do- but in his own way, he does care about me.

Q) Hoseok, how are you sunshine? If Yoongi gives you a chance to make him yours, what would you do?

Hobi: I'm fine sweetheart... if Yoongi gives me a chance, I'd wipe off all of his tears from the past and comfort him, to step into tomorrow.  I would hold his hands and take him out on dates. I would hold him and love him till the sun dies out...

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6. Lee YongWon.

Q) Do you like Gays?

YongWon: ..... what a bizarre question for a first question.

Q) who are you? shshj I dont remember soooooo go suck a dick, they are great :D

YongWon: Xi Luang... am I at the right interview?

Q) who are you?

YongWon: *blankly stares, gets up and leaves*

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7. Yoongi.

Q) will you give Hoseok a try?

Yoongi: try? Try what? A tricycle with an I?

Q) what is Hoseok to you?

Yoongi: business partner, work buddy, whatever you call it.

Q) will you accept Jimin as Yoonji's boyfriend if they start dating?

Yoongi: I dont really care to be honest.... but I think they'll murder each other cause they are literally fire and ice.

Q) any thoughts of 3some with Jimin?

Yoongi: if the threesome involves me as in Yoongi and Suga as me again and AgustD who is also me... then I'd give it a thought.

Q) what is your opinion about your sister and Jimin? Do you like them together?

Yoongi: like I said... they'll probably kill each other in the first week.

Q) when are you going to release your first song?

Yoongi: I have no idea...

(On a serious note tho- go stream AGUSTD2 bitches)

Q) what is your dark secret in the past? Why dont you try telling it to Hobi, since he loves you... I'm sure he'll understand.

Yoongi: its personal... and I dont think anybody will understand.

Q) bitch you are my bias and I love you, but Hoseok loves you so much, can't you get that?!

Yoongi: what's a 'bias' ?

Q) can you stop mistreating our poor sunshine? Can you say what happened to you, but like instead tell all that to Hope?

Yoongi: I didnt know I was capable of mistreating a gas ball in the space but okay... guess I'm a superman.

Q) if given a chance, will you try it out with Jimin?

Yoongi: huh?

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8. Jin.

Q) On a scale one to ten, how much do you like Namjoon?

Jin: 9... cause I'm the 1 he needs kekekekkekemsmsms *windowsheild wiper squeaky laugh cue*

Q) when will you marry Namjoon?

Jin: um.. were just dating.... and we havent talked about marriage yet.

Q) can you adopt me after marrying Namjoon?

Jin: ofcourse... I mean, I should look into few things before that though....

Q) are you serious with Namjoon.... did you have sex?

Jin: um... I- wow you just asked that literally out of nowhere. Um.. yes, we are kinda serious... and *clears throat* we did... have sex.

Q) Do you love Jin?

Jin: hahahhaha yes I do love myself honey...

Q) will you let Namjoon fuck you raw?

Jin: where do you guys learn this stuff.... uhhhhhhhh I think it's better if I keep that to myself cause there are younger people here.

Q) did you fuck joonie?

Jin: I mean.. he tops so... uh I- um no?

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9. Namjoon.

Q) what would be your reaction if you came to know about Taekook? Would you keep it a secret and maybe support Jk or tell him to end things?

Joon: I'd be slightly disappointed that he didnt tell me... cause I am responsible for taking care of him. It is risky for celebrities' careers if the news goes out wrong. But I wouldnt mind on his choice. Although I'd be surprised on his sudden change on the preference. Besides, I know Tae is a good kid... I would encourage Jungkook to pursue him.

Q) will you risk everything to protect Jungkook?

Joon: yes. I will risk anything to protect him.

Q) would you accept Taekook if they came out?

Joon: surely... I wouldnt mind at all. I've been putting up with a witch for almost 4years.... Taehyung is really the fresh start Jungkook needs in his life.

Q) what would you do if you got kicked out of chipotle because of the clap of your dummy thick buttcheeks were making the customers reckless?

Joon: um... I had never thought about it- but I guess I'll have more things to think about before I go to sleep from now on I guess...

Q) what will you do, if you caught Jungkook sucking dicks?

Joon: I'd rather not witness it or imagine it. Thankyou.

Q) did you fuck Jin?

Joon: am I the only being asked these questions- uh... yes. I did have sex with him.

Q) are you gonna marry Jin?

Joon: hopefully... I love him so much.

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10. Lee Sunmi.

Q) can you please adopt me? I love you so so so much.

Sunmi: oh yes sure sweetie... I love you too....

Q) do you know your son is in love with the taebooty?

Sunmi: wait- who?

Q) step on me queeeennnnn.

Sunmi: I wont step on you... I'll hug you ^_^

Q) queen I love you. Marry me.

Sunmi: I love you too.... I'd marry you, but as you see... I'm already married and I love my husband very much.

Q) when will you visit jk?

Sunmi: I dont know.... I miss my Jungkookie.

Q) can you be my mom?

Sunmi: yes, I will sweetie.

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11. Lee JiHa.

Q) can you stop being a bitch?! And stop stalking my baby.

JiHa: I'm not a bitch and I'm not stopping.

Q) I dont remember who you are, but go suck a dick.

JiHa: no worries, I'll suck my Oppar's dick.....

Q) can you stop stalking poor Jungkook?!?

JiHa: nope.

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12. Yoonji.

Q) what would you do if Jimin proposed  to you? Also describe him in three words.

Yoonji: I think I'd jump off a cliff. Jimin = twinkle motherfucking toes.

Q) do you like Jimin?

Yoonji: hahhahaha lol. If liking gremlins were a thing, I still wouldnt like a gremlin named Jimin.

Q) hello, do you ship SOPE? If you dont, you are cancelled.

Yoonji: ohhhh you mean- Yoongi eorabeoni and Hoseok-shi???? Yes... they look cute together...

Q) when will you kiss Jimin?

Yoonji: I'm not Princess Tiana to kiss an ugly ass frog. Thankyou, next.

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13. Author.

Q) why are you so talented? I love you?

Me: awwwwwww I love you too T_T

Q) are we getting a next Taekook book?

Me: I'm thinking about it... I have so many ideas for new books...

Q) straight, gay, pan, bi or what?

Me: straight, but I'm literally gay for Hwasa, Zendaya and Angelina Jolie....

Q) what country are you from?

Me: Im from the States of Taekookers in Namkanda. Hehehehejjskkk

Q) your ff writing is seriously some of the best I've seen on wattpad deadass, please keep up the good work! I am looking forward to more of this story.

Me: please take my kithes and uwus....

Q) I love your book.

Me: I love you..... (I know I'm smooth ;)  )

Q) important question, will there be SOPE smut?!

Me: um... I haven't thought about it and to be honest... there isnt going to be SOPE smut. With the amount of shit that's hurdling down in the next chapters there will be no time for side character's smut scenes....

Q) you are the most incredible author ever.. like seriously, when will you give us a scene where Tae makes Jk whimper, makes JK scream during sex? Tae the power bottom.

Me: aw you cutie... T_T and dont worry about those scenes yall thirsty hoes... I have the smutiest smut chapter coming up soon ;))))))

Q) I love your taekook story so much and it's the best I've read so far. When are you going to update the next chapter? Pls do it fast... I have critical heart problems for gay romance and it'll be your fault, if I die.

Me: noooooo pls dont die :(   I'll update soon... I love you....

Q) you're awesome! from your dialogue delivery to maintaining exact amount of speed throughout the books and your way of conveying the story is so fucking awesome, the way you describe intimacy scene, I feel like I'm watching it live or something... love you a lots dear.

Me: I'm glad yall love it and can picture the scenes... I enjoy writing this book just as much as you like reading it.. I love you so much, thanks for sticking to me.

Q) we purple you....

Me: I PURPLE YOU SO DAMN MUCH.

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Okay so this was hefty as fuck, although I answered like around 30 questions max. Lol...

I hope yall enjoyed this shit.

I will update the next chap sooonnnnn....

Thanks for 50k views holyFUCK-

I love yall♡

Stay safe from Rona yall...

Love,
Jaye.