Tony

I wake up by water being thrown at my face. When the water hits me I gasp for air and look around only to find myself surrounded by people dressed like slacky soldiers, all of them armed. The one-man among them that wasn't masked and didn't hold a gun stepped forward and kneeled down to me.

"Tony Stark. The invincible Iron man" he said taunting. "Not so invincible anymore are you?" He asked and grabbed my face and turning it to each side before letting go.

I just glared at him. I didn't even wonder why he had captured me. It was kinda obvious. It was either weapons, information on other important people or blackmail for other people. Judging by the crowd I'd guess it was number one or number two.

"Your new laser drones are most certainly....one of the most genius inventions I've ever seen"

Yep number one

"Nowadays it's very hard to come across such fine quality in weapons. Thankfully I just got the one and only Tony Stark as my mechanic"

"Yeeaah....I'mma have to say no" I said and glared right at him.

The guy just groaned annoyed and stood up.

"I was hoping we could do this like two civilized men. But....I guess....we're gonna have to do this the hard way" the guy said and grabbed a gun from one of his men.

"Do you actually think I care about my life? like...have you seen the life I live?" I asked sarcastically.

The guy just looked at me weirdly.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Oh yeah I'm fine" I said bluntly.

"Alright well you've got some pretty nice teammates back in NYC"

"Oh please. You guys barely managed to catch me while I was off guard. Do you really think you can catch or even kill another avenger while they're on high alert?" I asked doubting.

The guy just glared at me and sighed.

"Is there anything you care about!?" He yelled angrily.

Well yeah! but I'm not gonna tell you, stupid

"Advertisements on channel 69. Man I love knowing there is more than one flavor in hot sauce" I answered sarcastically.

"Do you think I'm dumb!?" The guy yelled.

"Well it really depends...are you gonna bring in several jars of hot sauce and a TV showing the ad on channel 69 and smash the jars in front of me?....please do. I would actually shit my pants" I said.

"He's hopeless" another guy said.

"Let's get him in a truck. He can wonder the Sahara and be left alone with his thoughts until he dies"

....

The guys dumped me in the middle of a dessert and I couldn't help but laugh. Did I really just annoy them so much that they had to dump me in the middle of nowhere. Man is that gonna be a story I'll tell Peter when he's older. I smiled at the thought of Peter. My son. He's only 5 but I know that one day, he'll blow all of us away. Man he's already assisting me in the lab, asking questions and watching every move I make. It's fun, he's really curious and he even brings some of his own toys into my lab and pretends his legos are similar stuff I use. One time I had planned to work on my suit but ended up building a lego death star with Peter for 6 hours. That kid really loves his legos. And I for some reason can't say no to him. I know lego sets with over 3000 pieces aren't for kids his age. But he wanted it and I got it for him. Man...I miss him already. I'm glad I decided to keep him a secret. Now he was kept out of this whole mess. I stood up and sighed. Better get to walking if I'm ever gonna find a city, village or anything that will help me find my way back to my son. He's probably worried already. Can't have that, can I?

No. Don't worry Peter. Daddy's coming home

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I read on Instagram how someone said that October only lasted two seconds.

Me and my friend laughed in pain because we've both been doing all days on whump/inktober. So October has been the slowest month yet