Tony

Peter was in the medbay with me and Bruce. He had been acting weird all morning so after a short argument with the kid I managed to drag him to the medbay and get Bruce to examine him.

"Well it's nothing too bad. You've just a fever" Bruce said as he was done examining Peter.

Well, that explains why I found Peter arguing with his toothbrush. But it's weird how he didn't tell me he had a fever. Kid's normally pretty aware of his physical health.

"Since it's just a normal fever all I can recommend is some bedrest" Bruce said and started leaving for plot convince

"Thanks Bruce" I said and sent him a smile.

"No problem" he said before he left.

I then turned to Peter who was still sitting on the bench, face all red and looking down at his feet.

"You didn't tell me you had a fever" I said since the kid normally has no problem when he's hurt during patrol.

"Mm....I didn't know I had fever" Peter said obviously lying.

"Really? You're covered in sweat and it looks like you've run a marathon in the rain"

"Mmm....why don't you trust my answer?"

"Because I know when a teenager is lying to my face" I said crossing my arms.

"I'mmmm noooot" Peter whined.

"Oh really. Peter do you have a fever?"

"No"

"Bruce just took your temperature and told me you had a fever"

"Mmmm.....I don't trust Bruce. He kinda sus"

"He's literally one of your biggest idols"

"Susity sus!" Peter sang.

"Alright. We'll have this conversation when you get better. Time to get you to bed."

"Mr. Stark nooOooOOOoo!!!"

....

I sighed as I shut the door behind me. Peter was acting like a freaking baby. Wow, I did not imagine him ever being this difficult. Gotta call May. She probably knows how to handle him better. I walked into the kitchen while my phone was calling May.

"Hello?" She answered

"Hi May! It's Tony. How's Florida?" I asked.

"Oh it's great. The people have been so nice to me here. Gonna miss them when I get back. Only nad thing is that it's so hot all the time"

"Yeah....speaking of hot. Your nephew's got a fever"

"Oh...how is he? Is it bad?"

"Well it's not too bad but the kid....for some reason he didn't tell me he was sick. I only noticed because when I came into his room this morning to get him to breakfast he was standing in the middle of his room, stomping on his toothbrush, yelling 'die troll slayer'"

"Yeah....Peter hates being sick. He thinks it's no big deal so he likes to pretend he's okay. It may work when he has a cold but when he's got a fever too....yikes. He is an open book with a storyteller to him."

"Yeah. Took me over an hour to get him to...." I said but stopped mid-sentence as I saw Peter coming crawling on the ceiling wearing his PJs and a pair of underwear on his head.

"What?" May asked.

"I gotta go"

"Good luck" May giggled as I hung up.

"Peter Benjamin Parker" I said loudly "What the hell are you doing out of bed!!?"

Peter then looked at me shocked and then seemed to think about his answer. Then he looked back at me and stuck his tung out before he swung away. My eyes widened, he did not just do that.

"Peter come back here!!!" I yelled and ran after him.

"FOR ASGARD!!!!" He yelled as he kept swinging faster.

Did Bruce drug test him?

"Peter get down from there!" I yelled and tapped on my arc reactor so I could fly after him.

"You're not my daaaad" Peter whined as he made a sharp turn.

"No but I still got half the custody and you've got some of my bad habits!"

"I don't have bad habits!"

"Oh really!? Why don't you ever study for your Spanish quizzes?"

"El Peter el not like studyo" Peter said faking a Spanish accent.

"El Peter better el get down before I el get the knockout gaso" I said faking a better Spanish accent.

.....

"....yeah he's sleeping like a baby" I said to May over the phone.

"Really? How'd you manage that?" She asked impressed.

"Well I don't wanna brag but after chasing him around a bit he got so tired he just fell asleep"

"Well....good job. I could probably learn a thing or two from you Mr. Stark"

"I know" I smirked and put the knock out gas back where I found it.

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TommyInnit's haircut's not bad

I've just never had a positive experience with people who've had that haircut

And I've met a lot of people with that haircut

A lot as in more than 3