(This chapter is in blooper form. Multiple prompts all wrapped into one chapter lol. Also if you didn't read my message board, I'm taking a break from writing for this book as I've been having some writer's block. And I can't write if I'm not enjoying it. I also want to focus on my other books, but I'll be back soon. 😁)

Anyway, on with the story.
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Tony searched from top to bottom looking for Peter, but couldn't find him. So he went to the common area spotting Nat and Rhodey. "Has anyone seen Peter?"

Rhodey answered, "No. Why?"

"Present!" They heard a voice call out, Tony looked up, the kid was laying down... on the ceiling of all places.

"Why are you lying on the ceiling?" He asked.

Peter shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, I was bored."
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"There's something wrong with the kid." Tony said, looking at Steve.

Steve glanced up from his sketchbook, "Like.. what?"

Tony held up his phone, with a photo of a cockroach. "Ew." Peter remarked.

The man swiped at the screen, a photo of a spider this time. Peter pointed to himself, "Me."

He held up his phone again, the new photo being of a ladybug. "Evening ma'am." Peter said, tipping his imaginary hat.

Tony sighed, looking back at Steve, "You see what I mean?"
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Peter finished his math homework, finally, and sat down next to Tony on the couch, "51 looks like SI."

"Therefore Area 51 is actually owned by Tony Stark." He concluded.

Tony took a sip of his coffee, "Somehow you got the correct outcome from a wildly unscientific method."

Peter smirked, "I'm just good like that."

Then the realization hit, "Wait, WHAT?!"
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Peter stomped into the living room, "I HATE EVERYTHING!"

Harley looked up at his little brother, "Why?"

"I WENT TO A SPIDER-MAN LOOKALIKE CONTEST!" Peter exclaimed.

Tony wore a puzzled expression. "Okay...?"

Peter shouted, "AND I LOST! TO DEADPOOL!"

Tony spit out his coffee. While Harley fell to the floor laughing and Peter stomped off to his room.
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Tony grabbed the Lucky Charms, setting it aside with his bowl and spoon. Opening the fridge, "Who drank all the milk?" He asked his two sons.

Peter, halfway through the second jug, "I did Dad!"

Tony looked at his youngest, "You. Drank. Three liters. Of milk. Why?"

"To prepare my bones for the skeleton war!" Peter replied.

Harley shook his head, "Seriously Pete?"

Tony sighed, "Why do I even expect normal answers at this point?"
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Peter placed his hands on his hips, after webbing up a bad guy, "You can't kill me if I kill myself first."

"WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!" Tony shouted.

"Actually, yours." Steve replied, placing his shield on his back.
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Tony and Steve were walking around the Manhattan mall, they lost Peter and Harley somewhere in the crowded building.

Steve turned to his husband, "Should we go to the customer service desk?"

Tony ignored his question, "I'm gonna regret this."

"I'll go.." Steve said, starting to walk towards the customer service desk.

Tony shook his head, "They're never going to let me live this down."

Steve trailed off, "I.."

Tony cupped his hands on each sides of his mouth, "AND I SCREAM, FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH 'I LOVE YOU, AIN'T THAT THE FIRST YOU EVER HEARD?'!"

Peter and Harley call out, on the far side of the mall, "HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL!"
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Tony hung up his phone after talking with Fury, "You hacked into a prison system network?!"

Peter crossed his arms, "Is that judgment I'm hearing?"

"Pride." Tony admitted, a small smile appearing on his face.
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Peter stood in front of the two gods, "Hi Mr. Loki. I'm Peter!"

The man in green spoke, "Loki of Asgard."

"Aren't you like... a bad guy?" Peter asked.

Loki waved his hand side to side, "It varies from moment to moment."

Peter continued, "So like... on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like... killing puppies, and one being I'll spit on your hot dog... where are you right now?"

Loki pondered for a second, "Maybe a.. three?"

Peter nodded his head, "Cool. Let me know if it gets above a six."

The teen walked away, and Loki nodded his head respectfully. "I like him." The god told his brother.
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"Dad, I have a question." Peter stated, coming into his Dad's lab.

"Shoot, kid." Tony said, grabbing a wrench.

"In the word scent is it the s or the c that is silent?" Peter suggested.

Tony paused, "Screw you. I'm going to be thinking about this all day."

"Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent. So I'd say the S." Harley said, tinkering with the engine of his car.

"But scent is also pronounced the same way." Peter replied.

Tony grabbed his phone, "Okay, Google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent."

Harley chuckled, "Plot twist. Both the s and the c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound."

Tony pinched the bridge of his nose, "Harley isn't allowed to talk anymore."

"What the heck Pops?!" Harley exclaimed, meanwhile Peter was cackling at the chaos he caused.
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The End of Chapter 250