(Y'all know the drill, Shaun's back! He's my baby and I love writing him. This chapter is gonna be multiple prompts written in blooper format. Also, I may or may not have a full story idea for the Parker brothers. 👀)

DYLAN O'BRIEN | SHAUN PARKER

Anyway, on with the story.
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Peter crossed his arms, "I'm five minutes older than you. So obviously when May's at work, I'm in charge."

Shaun shook his head, while flipping through Netflix. "Dude, she only says you're in charge just so you can't go out."

Peter feigned offense, "The audacity of you."

"The audacity to tell the truth you mean?" Shaun cackled.
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Peter, Ned, and Shaun were sitting in the cafeteria, eating their lunch, chatting. "I'm smooth with girls." Peter pouted.

Ned beat Shaun to it, "Yesterday when trying to woo MJ, you tripped."

Peter defended himself, "On my shoelace!"

Shaun scoffed, "No. On literal air Peter."
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Shaun exclaimed, texting his best friend Aurthur. "Do you want to hear it in Spanish?! Noh!"

"That's not Spanish!" Peter replied.

Shaun turned around to face his brother, "How do you know?!"

"Because I'm taking level 10 Spanish!" Peter shouted in frustration while exiting the room.
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Peter swung through the air, he threw a punch at a dude, "I have a plan."

"Is it a good plan?" Shaun asked through their comms.

Peter ducked around, stringing up another guy. "I have a plan!" He shouted.
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Peter pushed the washing machine up, finding the right bracket to fix it. "Can you hold this for me?"

Shaun didn't even do a double take, before shaking his head. "No, I can't. In case you didn't know, not everybody has super strength."

"Oh, my bad." Peter sometimes forgot Shaun wasn't like him.
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Peter walked over to the kitchen, where Shaun was standing. Holding the last cookie from Aunt May's batch she made a few weeks ago. "Can I have the last cookie?"

Shaun looked his brother up and down, "Nah."

Peter scoffed in offense, "Don't 'nah' me!"

Shaun smirked, biting the last cookie, "Nah."
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"Wait! Aunt May! You're dating Happy?!" Shaun exclaimed at their aunt.

Peter dragged his hands down his face, "Don't remind me! I want to bleach my eyes."

"Peter Benjamin Parker, I am a grown woman. Who can do whatever she pleases." May stated with an eyebrow raised at her distraught nephews.

"And I am an innocent child who witnessed a crime against my humanity!" Peter retorted.

"Do we need to kidnap Happy and interrogate him Criminal Minds style?" May rolled her eyes and left her nephews to stew.
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Shaun stormed into Peter's room, "I want my phone charger back! Now!"

Peter glanced at him over his open book, "Then I want my Midtown sweatshirt back that you borrowed in 2018."

Shaun wore a confused expression, "Yo what?"

Peter cleared his throat, "Ahem. July 21st 2018, you borrowed my Midtown sweatshirt. I get my sweatshirt back, you get your charger."
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Shaun came bursting into Peter's room, "Hey, did I leave my.."

Peter whipped his head around as he was getting changed out of his suit. "DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?!"

Shaun rolled his eyes, "We came out of the womb naked. I've seen you shirtless. Now, where's my wallet?"
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Peter's eyes pooled with tears, "You got hurt because of me. I got you into this mess, I'm sorry Shaun."

Shaun held his brother close, "Don't say that, Peter, you're a hero. You make the world feel hope, safe, and most of all brave."

The younger of the two continued, "You make me feel brave. And I'm beyond proud that my twin is Spider-Man. I know we don't say it often, but I love you, more than anything."

Peter smiled, "Thanks Shaun, I love you too."
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The End of Chapter 245