Tony, drunk but serious: Don't you dare touch Peter fucking Parker, or I swear to god i'll put on my hardest armor just to introduce my whole hand and forearm into your ass.
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Pepper: how was the camping trip?

Peter, panting and visibly distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME.

Tony: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG STRAY.

Peter: A S S A U L T.
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tony: i could fit my whole world in my arms

pepper:

steve:

quill:

rhodey:

stephen:

tony (picking up peter parker): come on kid we’re late for the parent-teacher conference

peter, through tears: okay mr Stark
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rhodey is absolutely the cool uncle but imagine when they’re swapping stories peter brings up having a whole building dropped on him while he was in his homemade suit. Rhodey would be 100% ready to fight the vulture

“oh yeah- hah, um, and i got a building dropped on me”

“I’m sorry?”

“mr. rhodey it wasn’t that bad hE’S IN JAIL NOW-”

“MR RHODEY STOP IT’S 9 PM”

“STOP MOVNG MR RHODEY IT’S FINE I PROMISE I HEALED IN LIKE. THREE DAYS”

“MR RHODEY YOU CAN’T BREAK INTO A JAIL AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT I’M OBLIGATED TO STOP YOU”

and that’s how it went down
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*On Titan*

Peter: for this plan to work I'm going to need some

Tony: Peter I swear if you make one more space pun, I'm never taking you out of the country, let alone off of the earth

Peter: ... Room ;)
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I just want to know how much interaction Peter and Tony had between Homecoming and Infinity War, like honestly their relationship seems to have grown so I’d really like to know if our fanfictions are becoming true. Does Peter actually go to Tony’s lab to work on suit upgrades together?? Does Tony call him up to go for ice cream?? Like Tony called him “Pete” straight up in the film, where did that come from???????