Okay, so I have chapters in the works, so this is just something random.

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"Pepper! Where's my suit?"

"What?"

"Where. Is. My. Suit?!?"

"I put it away."

"I need it!"

"Don't you dare go off on some darin-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!"

"The public is in danger!"

"My evening's in danger!"

"It's for the greater good!"

"Greater good? Greater good? I am your wife. I am the greatest good you are ever going to get!"