Truth...or dare...//29
I'm really sorry, this is kinda trash. This was rushed and I wanted something out there.
Peter smiled lightly as he gathered a bunch of people he knew into a circle in the Avengers/Stark Tower. He knew what was going to happen and he fully embraced it. In fact, he yearned for it. It was something that had been bouncing around in his mind for a while now...and now...he had the chance to put forth his plan for ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION! Joking, but really. This was his chance for he plan to be put to motion and no way in hell was he gonna pass it.
All, and I mean all, of the Avengers were gathered into he living room...with some guests of course. Such as the Photoshop God, Allison, and her girlfriend, Madalynn. Even the author was there. Since the forth dimension had been destroyed and meekly put back together, fanfic writers were set loose into the fan fiction world. Chaos ensued...
Peter smirked giddily and exchanged looks with the author.
"HEY EVERYONE. LETS PLAY A GAME." Peter yelled to the chattering people. Everyone suddenly became silent.
"Uh, I'd like to pass..." Tony tried to make his way to the kitchen before suddenly he stopped and his body became stiff.
"Yeah not today, not tomorrow, not ever." The author grinned, pointing their finger at Tony. Tony turned around with a scared look on his face and meekly began to sit down.
"If anyone else decides to leave..I might not give you mercy..." the author smiled sadistically and glared at all of the Marvel characters. The characters shrunk back into their seats.
"Alrighty! We're gonna play...Truth. Or. Dare."
"Aw man."
"That's so...childish."
"You are a child."
"I am the world's best grandma, excuse me."
"Whatever."
"I am a King..I do not play such games."
"Oh shut up, T'Challa."
"Ayyeeeee, pass me the weed."
"Sam no."
"Sam yes!"
"Not in the presence of a child!"
"I AM A GRANDMA."
"EVERYONE SHUT UP." The author, Faye Keith, exclaimed in fury. They pointed their finger high and mighty and left no room for anyone to disagree with them.
"Eek." Bucky said sarcastically. Faye turned their head to him and glared.
"Do everything I say, or I will send you RIGHT BACK TO HYDRA YOUNG MAN."
"Please don't..."
"TRY ME."
"Don't traumatize Bucky further, butthole." Steve pouted. Faye rolled their eyes.
"Onto the game?" Tony grumbled half-heartedly. Peter shrugged and hummed a merry tune.
"Tony, truth or dare?" Peter inquires giving a sly smirk.
Tony sighed deeply but nevertheless answered. "Truth."
"Is it true...you Tony Stark... are dating... Dr...Stephen... Strange?"
Tony sighed and weighed out his options-the truth or a lie...Mmm...
"Yes." Truth it is okay, okay Tones, whatever man. "Wait, I didn't mean to say that-FAYENOWHY-"
Peter squealed. "YES! I SHIP IT!" Faye cackled.
"Tell the truth and only the truth." Tony glared.
"My turn then?" Tony grumbled, pouting. Peter
nodded with excitement coursing through his veins.
"Photoshop God." Tony gave a pointed look toward his lord and savior. Allison, who had her hand entertained with Madalynn's, sighed.
"Fine."
"Truth or dare."
"Hmmm... I guess dare?"
"Oooh. Fun! Tony pick the dirtiest one!"
"Shut up Faye."
"No way to speak to your creator."
"STAN LEE IS OUR CREATOR!"
"Shut up Sam."
"Aw man..."
"I don't want to totally shatter the fourth wall, jeez." Faye crossed their arms. She huffed and puffed. "Rude."
"Whatever, onto my dare, I guess."
Tony shifted over and whispered into Allison's ear. She nodded as he whispered.
"Okay."
"Allison-I-dare-you-and-Madalynn-to-leave-the-game-Faye-you-can't-stop-me!" Tony said all in one breath. Allison and Madalynn scrambled up and sprinted away, Allison leading the way, dragging Madalynn away.
"SAVE YOURSELVES!" Tony hollered at the pair as they scrambled out of the room.
Faye smiled creepily, saying "It's okay. They have alone time." They started to cackle, which slowly morphed into hacking and coughing. Peter clapped their back as they cleared their throat.
"You Gucci?" Said Pete. Faye waved their hand dismissively.
"Gucci."
"Well, okay. Uhhhhh.... Bucky, you start!" Peter pointed at the soldier, and the ex-HYDRA soldier pointed at himself, questioning if Faye meant him or some other Bucky, but we all know there is no other person like Bucky Barnes.
"Uh, right, okay. Do I say truth or dare to someone or am I getting asked or...?" Bucky looked around at other people for clarification. Steve nodded gently, smiling fondly.
"That didn't answer my question." Bucky deadpanned.
Steve shook his head, the blush that decorated his cheeks disappearing quickly. "Uh, yeah. Right, course. Knew that. You're getting asked." Steve looked at the side, feeling quite embarrassed.
"Yeah."
"Yeah." Blushes creeped up the nap of their necks.
Faye wiped tears from their eyes, dabbing a tissue to their eyes.
"Beautiful. I want more."
"S-Shut up!" They both stuttered out.
"Carry on."
"Uh. Dare?"
"Hesitant. Mm.. good choice. Well I have a ship to maintain and Stucky ain't burning here, Bucky I dare you and Steve to kiss for five seconds."
Sam looked at Faye skeptically. "Are you sure five seconds is enough?"
"I like how you think, scratch that, 30 seconds."
Bucky groaned and smacked his forehead in displeasure, though, his mind was squealing "YES!"
Steve blushed and looked to the side, scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
"Uhh... I mean if you'd like..." Steve mumbled. Bucky awkwardly laughed.
"Right, it's a dare, we gotta do it, right?" Said Bucky.
"Yeah."
"Right."
They sat facing each other and tentatively leaned in their lips about to meet-
"This is good Stucky content right here, you seein' this?"
"FAYE NO!"
"YOU'VE RUINED THE MOMENT GOD DAMN IT."
Faye munched on.. popcorn, when did they get popcorn? Oh well, anything is possible in fanfiction. ;)
"Just continue with the game." Faye waves their hand. "Come on."
"My turn?" Bucky asked pointing to himself. Everybody nodded.
"Okay... ummm... Sam!"
Sam looked up from where he was leaned over and stealing Faye's popcorn. They slapped his hand away, and Sam pouted and rubbed his hand.
"Yeah?" Replied Sam.
"Truth or dare?"
Sam looked around nervously before deciding which he'd choose. "Truth."
"Wimp."
Sam pouted. "Nuhuh. Just ask me the question."
Bucky rolled his eyes. "Fine. Is it true you drank so much alcohol that you tried to have sex with a piñata?"
Sam look offended but didn't deny it. "I-well-no-Imean-well-yeah?" Bucky smirked while everyone looked at Sam with little to no surprise.
"You guys aren't surprised?"
"Sam... bud... we expected it." Said Wanda.
"Ah... okay..." Sam drawled on feeling embarrassed. His cheeks lit on fire.
"Uhhh... Natasha! Truth or dare?" Sam warily smiled not making eyes contact with the assassin.
She looked at him disapprovingly. "Dare." Sam flinched.
"Uhhhhh... I dare you to do three back flips in one go? Like all at once!" Sam nodded. Natasha raised her eyebrows before shrugging.
She jumped up and did three backflips all in a row. Everyone gasped and held their hands to their open mouths. When she landed perfectly, everyone looked at her with astonishment.
"Queen." Peter whispered. "Slay Queen slayyyyy!" Natasha smiled.
"Thanks Pete." Peter grinned and gave a thumbs up.
"Banner." Natasha flicked her gaze over to Bruce Banner who sat next to Thor and Wanda.
Bruce's eyes twitched knowing the assassin was pretty good at getting what she wants.
"Truth or dare."
Bruce weighed his options. Best case scenario, it's not that bad and he doesn't break a limb. Worst case scenario? Something horrible and unspeakable.
"T-Truth?" Brucey decided he didn't want to lose a limb to a certain extent. But he knew he was screw if his secret was let out. Natasha would get her way the easy way or the... hard way.
Her uncaring eyes gazed deeply into Bruce's.
"Is it true you and Thor are dating?" Natasha asked with a click of her tongue.
Bruce paled. His-his secret-NO!
She stared into his eyes, her glare not wavering. Bruce's heart accelerated and he let out a string of stutters. Poor baby.
"I-well-yousee-I-Thor-me-well-uh-we-letmeexplain-I-" he started to nervously laugh as if it wasn't obvious they were dating.
"Yes." Thor said firmly, placing his hand on Bruce's shoulder. He glared at anyone whose mouths were open. Lightning crackled.
"Any problem with it can be dealt with quickly." Thor's eyes stormed.
Crunch crunch crunch.
"FAYE STOP."
"Sorry." They shrugged. Bruce laughed and Thor smiled sweetly at his man love. (The reverse of lady love.)
"So you are." Tony clarified.
"Obviously." Peter said like it was obvious, to which it was.
Everybody gasped.
Tony huffed. "I don't see why their relationship is our business. They love each other so they date. End of story." Tony rolled his eyes.
Peter opened his mouth but closed it quickly. He opened it again. "That was a very weird way of saying 'I support you.'"
Tony shrugged. "You know me... over dramatic." Tony waved his hand dismissively.
"Bruce, ask somebody." Said Wanda. She rose her eyebrow in expectation.
"Fine. Wanda. Truth or dare?" Bruce puffed. Wanda rolled her eyes and gave a short laugh.
"Dare."
"Alright umm.... I dare you to speak in all of the language you know." Said the doctor with 7PHDs. (Low key, who wants to spend more than 4 years in college for 7PHDs? Bruce why-)
Okay lmao rip. I don't know any other language than English expect some Spanish, little German, and some Latin. I don't even know if that's right. So if any of you are offended by me using cough-google translate-cough you can skip it I guess. Idk.
Wanda, without a second thought whipped out some cool fancy words. "ты тупой ублюдок это не наказание я люблю русский."
Oof that was rough.
Bucky started to laugh uncontrollably and Natasha snickered.
"Putas, est iocus? i occidit omnes vos..." Wanda said with fake anger.
This time Peter bursted out laughing.
"How do you know what she's saying?" Tony questioned. Peter looked at Tony with honest eyes.
"I have a lot of free time."
"Fair enough."
"Я вас усіх ненавиджу. Я йду." Wanda blew a strand of hair from her face and marched off. Natasha, again snickered.
"What'd she say?"
"Oh you know. The regular."
"What does that mEan?" Sam's voice cracked.
Natasha shrugged her shoulders. "You know. The norm."
"Just don't even try with her." Said the CEO of Stark Industries, Pepper Potts. She walked in holding a binder and handed it down to Tony.
Peter squealed and excited went up to hug her. She replied with the same enthusiasm and gave a mother like smile.
Tony flipped through the binder, occasionally signing stuff. He handed it back up to Pepper.
"Thank you." She said curtly with a small smile on her face.
"Do you wanna play a game Pep?" Faye offhandedly checking their nails.
"I have work to do, so I will have to respectfully decline." Pepper deadpanned. Faye shrugged.
"Your loss."
"Help us." Clint mouthed. Pepper gave a short chuckle and shook her head.
"Can't argue with the author." Pepper nodded towards everyone and exited the room.
"Pepper is so cool." Said Peter. Everyone nodded in agreement.
Pepper is pretty cool.
"Alright. Uhhh...Wanda ask someone." Faye nodded squinting their eyes at her. Wanda smiled.
"Clint. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to live with us for another month." Wanda smirked. Clint's jaw dropped.
"E-What-can-What-She-Do?" Clint looked over Faye who was munching on more popcorn wherever they get it.
"I don't care." Faye said through a mouth full of popcorn.
Clint looked over at Wanda with puppy dog eyes. "Please. A different dare. Anything but that! Please!"
Wanda laughed. "Alright. You have to do this one." Clint nodded.
"You get to stay here for two months."
"NOOOOOOOO-"
Jesus Christ. That ending was rushed because SOME PEOPLE COULDNT WAIT FOR ME TO UPDATE ON MY OWN TIME-gabrielsmessyhair SHE MESSAGED ME ON THREE DIFFERENT APPS. REALLY. COME ON.
Anyways, I'm trying to get my life together and such, I'm better than I was a week again I guess. Definitely less crappy than it was, but... yeah.
A few things, uhhh, I was wondering what you guys thought I looked like. How you guys are doing right now. And uhhh... what more do you want to see from me?
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