Description: I think the title says everything. So how about we base a chapter on the authors experience.

A/N: Imma explore a new ship I found. Not really sure how I feel about it yet. No age gap though. I aged down the other person. I wanna know how you guys feel about it. No Spidey Peter for this one.

Words: 1576

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Peter's leg bounced at a very quick pace as he twiddled his thumbs. The plastic chair squeaking as he silently panicked to himself.

On his right was his father, Tony Stark-Rogers, who was staring down at his phone texting his husband about things to buy for Peter. Normal things like jello, yogurt, boost milk, listerene for washing his mouth out.

On his left was his boyfriend, Bucky Barnes, who was texting his mother since he apparently forgot to tell her where he was going. The 17 year old had his hair tied in a bun as his free hand was resting on Peter's bouncing thigh.

"Stark-Rogers" the nurse called out making Peter shoot out of his seat in surprise.

"Here ma'am" Peter replied clenching and unclenching his fists as his nerves skyrocketed.

"Dr. Wilson is ready for you" she replied giving a warm smile.

"Let's go Pete" Tony ushered his son into the room removing his sunglasses.

The three slowly made their way through the white door before they were stopped by the nurse.

"I need you to please step on this scale" she said as Peter shakily climbed on.

"Jesus Pete how the heck are you 115 pounds?" Bucky asked pushing down on Peter's shoulders pretending to try and weigh him down more.

"I eat pears" Peter mumbled with a smirk before bursting out laughing.

"Okay. I don't want a single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of this appointment ya hear me?" Tony lightly scolded smacking the back of his son's head.

"Ow. Okay dad" Peter grumbled as he followed a nurse into the room.

"I need you to swish that in your mouth for about a minute then spit it on out in the sink" the nurse told Peter who immediately did as she asked.

"That was disgusting" Peter grimaced making a face at the taste in his mouth.

"Probably not the worst thing you've had in your mouth" Bucky smirked with a small snort at the end. Tony raised an eyebrow while Peter giggled quietly. (Tony doesn't know about their relationship)

"Alright Peter, we're gonna get you set up" the nurse said getting up from her spot in front of the computer.

Peter's nerves quickly spiked again as he sat down in the chair. He was laid back and had his vitals taken. A sphygmomanometer was placed over his arm.

"Dad I can't do this. I wanna go home now" Peter panicked shaking his head.

"Peter. You'll be fine. Nurse Lilian already said we can stay until you're fully under. Now just stay calm" Tony responded pulling his chair close to hold his son's hand. Bucky doing the same on the opposite side.

"Plus, it's so fun. The gas makes you so high that you feel like you're flying" Bucky added giving Peter a pat on the shoulder.

Peter nodded and laid his head back letting the nurse place the laughing gas mask over his nose. At first Peter just took the usual deep breaths in, but it quickly turned into nonsense.

"You know. It kinda smells like that special candy that pops makes all the time. He likes to call them cotton candy balls but I don't think that's what they are" Peter giggled as a wide smile spread on his face.

"That's because that's what they are Petey-Pie" Tony replied rubbing a hand through his son's hair.

"Are they? Oh. Well I guess that makes sense then" Peter breathed out slightly opening his eyes to stare at his father and saying, "I feel like I'm flying".

"Oh my gosh his eyes are so blown out" Bucky chuckled noticing how much black there was in his eyes.

"Alright Peter. It's time for me to put in the IV you're going to feel a big pinch" Nurse Lilian said showing the bag to Peter.

"Oh. I don't like needles. They hurty me" Peter whimpered yet still had a large smile.

"Alright. Big poke" Lilian drawled put her words as Peter felt the IV push into his hand.

"Oh wow. That was a big poke" Peter chuckled moving his head around.

"Now you're going to feel some cold go up your arm" Lilian said just as Peter's arm went cold.

"Ooo~ That is cold" Peter exclaimed giggling at the end.

"Pete. You're being really weird to the point that it's just too hilarious" Bucky told the high boy who just turned to looked at him.

"I'm not weird. I just choose not to be normal" Peter replied sticking his tongue out.

"Alright. Doctor Wilson is coming in soon, I think it's time for the both of you to go and wait" Lilian announced making Peter laugh loudly.

"YOU'RE BEING KICKED OUT!" Peter yelled trying to point at the two other males.

"Yeah okay Peter. Don't go causing too much of a ruckus for the doctors" Tony told his son before placing a kiss on his head and leaving the room with Bucky following directly after.

Peter laid there in silence with a huge smile on his face. He just couldn't help it. For some reason everything was funny.

"Hey there Peter. Welcome back" Doctor Wilson greeted the boy as he came into his king of sight.

"OH SHIT! It's you. The man with the eyes that are exactly like my boyfriends!" Peter exclaimed laughing to himself.

"Well that's nice to know. Are you ready to get started?" Wilson asked leaning over Peter again, this time with a surgical mask.

"Whoa. That's a cool mask" Peter mumbled now feeling very sleepy.

"Alright now open wide, we're gonna put this in your mouth so you don't have to hold it open. You can just take a nice conscious nap" Lilian said placing the rubber into Peter's mouth.

"Night" Peter mumbled closing his eyes.

The rest of the procedure was completely gone to Peter. He felt nothing, heard nothing, and frankly couldn't do anything. He just felt like he was sleeping yet he kinda knew he was awake. The next thing he knew was Lilian was shaking his arm to wake him up.

"Mmm" Peter hummed opening his eyes. A numb pain in his face with gauze in his mouth.

"Hey honey. It's time to go to the break room" Lilian said with a small smile as she helped Peter get up.

Peter mumbled something under his breath before wobbly standing up and letting the nurse lead him into another room.

Peter let himself get placed onto a chair where he let his head fall to the side.

"Wesh ma dud an bufren?" Peter asked tiredly his eyes barely open.

"I'll go get them for you. Just stay there" Lilian offered Peter a smile before leaving him by himself.

A few seconds later, footsteps reached Peter's ears so he opened his eyes again to find Tony and Bucky both leaning in front of him.

"How are ya feeling buddy?" Tony asked holding onto Peter's hand.

"Lick a milliun busks" Peter replied giving an attempt at a thumbs up.

"Oh definitely" Bucky mumbled shaking his head at his boyfriend.

"Hey~ yugh luke lick ma bufren" Peter giggled reaching up to pet Bucky's head. The older brunette blushed bright red at the reveal of their secret.

"Boyfriend?!" Tony exclaimed his eyes widening making Peter sad to the point of tears.

"Don be mud. I luv hmm" Peter pleased as tears went down his face.

Bucky smiles at Peter before standing up to hold Peter against his chest. Tony pinched the bridge of his nose, but smiled at Bucky as he wiped Peter's tears and planting a gentle kiss on his cheek.

"Love you too Doll" Bucky whispered in Peter ear making the teens smile.

"Alright. Fine. But we're gonna talk about it when Peter's no longer high" Tony joked with a laugh at the end.

"Okay. Peter. You're free to go home" Lilian said making her presence known.

"Cun I huv ma teeth?" Peter asked as another wave of dizziness washed over him. (Yes I actually asked this).

"Well they're kinda destroyed by the drill" Lilian laughed lightly patting Peter's shoulder. The word drill made Peter tense.

"Yaaa. I dun wan thosh" Peter agreed nodding his head.

"Bucky. Why don't you take Peter to the car while I talk to the nurse real quick" Tony suggested waving his hand.

"On it. C'mon Doll let's go" Bucky said lifting Peter into his arms bridal style.

"Yay. Rudes" Peter cheered quietly letting himself go limp in Bucky's hold.

** (Time Skip) **

When they got home Peter had to take his meds which created more tears since Peter hated pills. All Peter wanted was to sleep.

"So. Peter has a boyfriend?" Steve questioned walking through the halls towards the kitchen with Tony.

"Yeah. Apparently they've been going strong for a while now. He treats him right I can tell" Tony replied nodding his head.

"How can you tell?" Steve asked noticing Bucky and Peter both asleep on the couch. Peter directly on top of Bucky who had his arms wrapped tightly around the other.

"Bucky looks at Peter the same way you look at me. The way I look at you. There's a lot of love and admiration in that stare. They're right for each other" Tony explained looking up at Steve.

"Bucky's told me before about his crush. I'm sure too Tony. He'll treat our son right" Steve agreed wrapping his arms around his husband.

"Love you"

"Love you too".

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I'm not kidding. Besides a few added things, this was literally my experience. I looked like a freaking box for three days. I had bruises on my cheeks that I had a lot of people point out to me.