~unedited~

read the a/n at the end if you want :)

It first started on a cold night in September at 11:23pm.

Peter Parker and Tony Stark were drinking juice boxes and eating gold fish. (tH3 sNaCk ThAt sMiL3S bAcK)

That's when it happened.

Peter let out a ghostly gasp as eyes filled with horror, he let out a shrill cry.

Tony looked towards his son but not official son and asked him what was wrong.

"Where are the blankets, I'm cold." Peter asked, staring adorably at Tony.

Tony laughed and tugged off his hoodie, giving it to the boy.

"I don't feel like getting up." Tony stated, shrugging, when the boy continued to stare at him.

Peter smiled and rolled his eyes at his mentor, but put on the hoodie that was given to him none the less.

Tony has never gotten that hoodie back, and he's okay with that.
 

The second time it happened Tony accidentally picked up Peter's shirt from the dryer instead of his.

It was an honest mistake and he didn't realize he had on a different shirt until he was asked about it while walking through the streets of New York.

"Nice shirt, Mr. Stark! Where did you get it?" A random reporter yelled at him.

Tony resisted the urge to smack the reporter for scaring the shit out of him, because then he would have to face a law suit. He would win of course but that's besides the point.

Not knowing which of his shirts he was wearing, he looked down to see.

That's when he noticed he was wearing Peter's 'find X' shirt. He smiled internally, this kid and his science pun shirts.

"Walmart," with that Tony went on his merry way. Suddenly feeling happier than usual.

He just sighed when he saw the news article later.

TONY STARK WEARS WALMART CLOTHES??!

Now after these incidents, the two just picked up a habit of taking each other shirts and hoodies without asking.

No one noticed the two stealing each others clothes that weren't close family and friends. The two themselves didn't really notice what they were doing either.

Because honestly no one cared, and it would have stayed that way.

But alas, people just love to stick their noses into other people's business.

Tony had accidently worn Peter's decathlon hoodie. (I know it's a jacket but I'm making it a hoodie because I have author powers.)

He didn't really notice it, he just saw a yellow hoodie on Peter's bed when he was bringing a basket of laundry to his kids room. (because he's totally turned into a mom)

Tony was just naturally attracted to the warm looking hoodie and put it on. The hoodie was indeed very warm, and smelled just like his kid.

Tony smiled and decided to wear the hoodie for the day, because why not.

Plus it was very cold and this hoodie was very warm, and it smelled like Peter.

Tony never looked to see what design was on the hoodie, because he didn't really care. All he cared about was that it was warm and smelled like Peter.

Later that day he decided to take a walk.

Why?

Simply because he missed Peter and the kid wasn't going to get out of school for another two hours, and that made Tony sad.

So to ease his sadness, he took a walk in the park for some fresh air.

It was calming, and the chill fall air didn't bother him a bit, due to Peter's hoodie.

Tony sighed as he walked, sunglasses on. He was having a peaceful walk too.

Well, until this happened:

"Mr. Stark why are you wearing a Midtown Tech decathlon hoodie?!"

"Huh? I don't know? Am I wearing one?" Tony replied, lifting up the hoodie to see.

Tony then saw the design on the corner of the hoodie.

"Well, guess I am."

Tony was suddenly surrounded by reporters and random civilians, all asking the same question: "Who's hoodie is that and where did you get it?"

Tony just pushed through the crowd and stormed off, he can't even take a nice walk in the park without being attacked by someone.

This is the exact reason why he was never telling the media about Peter.

Ever.

Little did he know what trouble he just caused for the father and son duo.

Peter was having a normal day at school, it was probably one of the best days.

Peter laughed at Flash's teasing, since it was really just Flash calling him 'Penis', and got to watch MJ draw. MJ never let's Peter watch her draw.

"Hey MJ what are you drawing?" Peter leaned over towards the girl that was scribbling on the paper.

She pulled it away from his eyes and closed her sketch book. "None of your business, loser. Also don't ever try thinking about watching me when I draw, just don't."

MJ flicked his forehead and laid her sketchbook back on the table.

He hasn't tried since that day, until today of course. He was happy she let him watch her draw, it's pretty calming.

The bell rang soon after MJ finished her drawing of Ned staring out the window, Peter laughed a little that Ned didn't even look over at her once during the entire class.

That's when he realized that Ned was asleep.

"Ah shit!" He screamed when the bell rang, taking him out of his slumber.

Peter laughed as he gathered his stuff and walked out with his friends.

When they got outside Peter felt his Peter Tingle™ — I mean, spider sense go off.

He looked around but didn't see anything.

"Bye Penis!" Flash called, getting in his car and driving away.

Was that why his senses where going off?

No way, Flash isn't even a threat, he's barely a bully. It's more like a sarcastic friendship.

Plus, his senses were still going off.

Peter brushed it off and found the usual black car Happy was waiting in.

Peter smiled and rushed towards the car, throwing his bag in and sitting down after it.

Click.

"OhmygodHappy!"

Said man looked in the rearview mirror as a reply.

"Guess what happened today!"

"What happened, kid?" Happy started the car as Peter started to ramble in about his day, enjoying the kids voice.

Peter's voice soon died down, causing Happy to check up on him.

"You good back there, kid?" When Happy didn't receive an answer he looked in the rear view mirror, only to see a sleeping Peter.

But hey, he wasn't complaining.

That kid is adorable.

A few minutes later, when he pulled into one of Tony's garages he couldn't bring himself to wake the peaceful sleeping child.

So Happy huffed, hating himself for going soft, and picked the kid up.

Click.

The garage was silent before a clicking sound echoed throughout it. Happy stopped, then started walking again.

It was probably just the door clicking shut.

Or so he thought.

"Mr. Stark! Please give it back!" Peter grabbed onto Tony's arm in a desperate attempt to get his phone back.

The totally not father and son duo were currently in one of the lower level labs, everyone was sent for the day (because Tony had a self care day for his employees) so they had the entire place to themselves.

"Aw, I'm 'Mr. Tony aka: dad', how cute Pete."

At that point Peter gave up and groaned, resting his head on Tony's chest.

Tony laughed and wrapped his arms around the kid.

Click.

Tony and Peter both jumped.

"Mr. Stark, did you hear that?"

Tony pulled Peter slightly closer. "Friday, is there any unauthorized people in here?"

"Yes, a man was here just a moment ago. But my scanners cannot pick him up, he must have left the building sir."

"Why didn't you tell me there was someone in here!"

"You told me not to interfere with your Peter Time or I would be disconnected from Karen."

"Aw, I'm honored Mr. Stark."

"Mr. Stark, seriously? After I've seen that contact name I refuse to answer to Mr. Stark."

"But- okay."

Tony smiled, his heart beating frantically because he thought Peter would be weirded out.

"Now that we have that all settled, let's find this stalker."

"TONY!"

"Ah shit, here we go again."

Tony turned his chair around to face his wife. "Yes hunny bear?"

"Don't you hunny bear me, explain what the hell this is. Right now." She shoved her phone in his face.

"How the hell can I explain it when it's so close to my face I can't read it?" Tony took the phone out of his wife's hand and looked at it once again.

"Fuck."

TONY STARK HAS A SECRET SON?

Ever since Tony Stark was seen in a Midtown Tech decathlon hoodie, rumors have been floating around, but none have been confirmed.

Until now.

There was a picture of Peter going into Happy's car, Happy could barely be seen looking to see if Peter was getting in.

Today I happened to see Harold Hogan, Tony Stark's body guard, picking up a teenager from school. Why else would Tony Stark's body guard pick this teen up if he wasn't Stark's son?

Next there was a picture of Happy holding a sleeping Peter.

I was lucky enough to make it into Stark's garage unnoticed and got this picture.

Hogan then took this teen into the elevator, where you might ask? To the penthouse most likely.

Why else would Hogan carry this child of he wasn't Stark's son?

Next was the photo of Tony hugging Peter as Peter had his head on Tony's chest. Tony was smiling his real smile, one that the public had never seen.

I think this photo proves everything. Would Tony Stark hug some random kid while smiling so happily? I don't think so.

This is concrete evidence that Tony Stark has a son.

"Oh no. Ohnoohnoohnoohno." Tony was panicking. Now Peter had to deal with everything he did growing up and that's exactly what he was trying to prevent.

"Tony, calm down. I already secluded a conference tomorrow, everything is going to be okay."

Tony nodded, getting up to make some more coffee.

The next day Peter showed up wearing Tony's MIT hoodie and some of his sweat pants.

Tony was wearing one of Peter's Star Wars hoodies and jeans.

"You boys better change, you hear me?" Pepper said, squeezing Peter's cheeks.

"Yes, mom." Peter said sarcastically.

"You aren't allowed to call me anything but for the rest of your life." Pepper immediately said.

"Tony we're keeping him," she said, turning towards her husband.

"Already planned on it sweetie."

And before they knew it they were being pushed on stage.

In the same clothes they were in when Peter came in that morning.

"Alright everybody, zip it so me and the kid can talk." Everyone quieted down and the only thing that could be heard was the clicking of cameras.

"Now, some stalker has invaded my private life and forced me to share something I would prefer to have been kept a secret."

Tony paused, because he likes to make everything dramatic, before continuing.

"Peter here is my son."

Everyone started screaming, which Tony quickly put an end to.

"Peter is my son in every way but biological."

Tony took a deep breath, putting an arm around Peter who was shaking at all the attention.

"Now I'm going to end this here, no questions, no paparazzi following my kid everywhere. Or trust me, I will sue."

Tony led Peter off the stage, hugging him as soon as the got out of everyones site.

"You good kiddo?"

Peter laid his head on Tony's chest.

"I'm fine dad, just don't wanna go back to school Monday."

"Oh shit I forgot about school."

Pepper walked in, ready to save the day. "Don't worry, I got it covered. No one will bother him and the teachers and principal will not give him special treatment."

"Oh my god I would die without you." Tony said, dramatically throwing his head on her shoulder.

Peter laughed and them before hugging Pepper.

"I seriously think he would die without you."

Later that day the Stark family could be seen a local sandwich shop in Queens, all enjoying the best sandwich they have ever had.

I'm still in deep shit, but I found this in my drafts and decided to post it.

Can't promise when the next update will be since your girl got herself if some deep ass trouble 😗✌🏼

But don't worry, it'll blow over soon so I'll be back before you know it.

Larb you Cucumbers!

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