"Mum, why did I go to school and here that dad is buying New fucking York?" "Language" "Shut it Capsicle" Pepper looked at both of them...why did her husband have to be...a Tony? "Pete, one time when your dad was drunk he wanted to buy New York and now he is" Pepper sighed "I have tried for 27 years and he still wants to buy it" Peter got worried "What if he bombs it? I mean his been close and Burce is back on earth..no...no his going to bomb New York"

Right then Tony walked in with a bunch of papers "I won, I am the King of New York, it will now be called Starkopolis and it will have; Pepperville, Peter Park, Rhodey Town, Katniss River, Point Break Seat, Enormous Green Rage Monster Road, I Want One River, Grandmums and Grandpap's Bakery and a shine for me, like your names?" Peter was very scared

{Stabby break}

"Dude, did you hear the Tony brought New York" "And he's making a 'Peter Park' after me" Ned laugh "What's the new name?" "Starkopolis" 'GET YOU BUT TO CLASS YOU LITTLE BITHCHS' Tony voice yelled out "...Did Tony make a new bell?" "I gonna go" "Where?" Peter gave Ned a look "To make sure the Tony doesn't blow up Starkopolis and/or ruin my life" and with that, he was off.

{Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and it was on the stove}

"We are all here for one reason" "The glory of Pop-Tarts?" Steve sighed "No Thor... we are here to stop Tony from making Starkoplis" Then Clint spoked from the vents

 "It's not that bad" "HE CALLED ME GRANPA" "Well...you know we all heard you and Bucky....you guys shooked the tower" 

Steve was trying to keep his cool...then Nat of all people yelled 

"STUCKYYYYYYYYYY WHOHOWHWOW STUCKYYYYYYYY...hehe cause that what they do" 

"Clint...what did you do to Nat?" The vents almost broke "I gave her...13 beers"

"Clint....I will kill you"

"STUCKKYYYYYY WHWOOWHWOWJOHWWOWO-" "So i see people are liking Stark-" Right then the window broke

"Dad....What The Fuck was that school bell....I want you to stop right now or ill-"

"MY LITTLE Паук ребенок YOUR BACK," Nat said jumping on his back "I HAVE MAKEUP THAT WE CAN USE...LET'S MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS"

"Hi Мама-паук, ты немного пьян?" Translated=Spider Mum, are you a bit drunk?

"Лишь малость" Translated=Only a little

"Come on let's get you to bed"

"ok"

Everyone was watching Nat she was on Peters' shoulders like a 4-year-old and almost asleep

Ok, there is Starkiplose, I'm not sure if i can make a part two out of this but lucky i have a lot of ideas and take almost every idea but the sin of the earth starker, so

Pinky Out