In this everyone knows that Peter is Tony's biological son and Peter is like Tony but a little more humble, so get ready for my favourite type of Peter; Sassy Peter

Peter and Tony walked outside to everyone taking photos of them and Peter was getting annoyed.

"Hey dad should we walk like we're gods and see what people say?"

Tony loved the idea and started doing with Peter following his footsteps; Everyone started cheering and the to Starks loved it

A fan went up and tried to smell them yelling "YOU TWO ARE MY GODS I WILL WORSHIP YOU FOREVER"

Ok here is the photo that started it all

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15 year old Peter; Sassy

Peter walked in the his house to find The avengers watching TV and then noticing him Steve was the 1st to speak

"Hey kid you lost at all? Just a little bit"

Peter rolled his eyes at him; Steve was always boring in his eyes and those PSAs where the worse

" No PSA im fine are you lost because last time I checked and you are a criminal" Peter continued with very dramatic hand movements " and aren't you supposed to be filming more PSA videos to murder my brain? I don't really know how much the American government paid you to sit in a chair and talk about how gum is bad can you explain to me your logic?"

Steve was red when Natasha spoke

"I like your style wanna be friends?"

In a moment he turned from what could be described as a Stark attitudetm to a fanboy

"oh my god your Natasha Romanov (just pretend this is how you say in Russian) I love you a lot. I did a report about the red room and everything in year 2 and I hope it gets shut down I can't believe you had to go though that hell I want you to not worry I forgive you and and I hope the red room gets shut down it will never corrupt you again you are a hero don't listen to what those people say you are a hero Natasha Romanov" Peter at this point was hugging her and Nat didn't stab him. Then it became Bruce's turn

" you did a report on the red room in year 2 did you even understand what you were writing?"

"Yeah I studied the affects and everything is really awesome on my god your Bruce Banner I love you I read all your physics book and did a report it and it was awesome the other teachers want me to write a report on quadrilaterals but I thought no and and it was so fun and so good and so interesting and I love you not in a creepy way know like literally I just mean ahahahah"

Bruce was taken back and didn't know what do say but Clint wanted to be complemented so he said hi

" hey I'm hot guy ahaha hawkguy the best Avenger"

Peter laughed evilly

" as if you just some stupid guy with the bow I mean my dad is so much better than you and a freaking cucumber could beat you and you think you look hot skeletons looks better than you Friday did you get that recorded?"

Everyone was shocked that Friday responded to them and Clint was crying

" yes mini boss I've got the recording don't worry it already sent to your contact"

Peter started laughing even more

"Shuri gonna love that and Fri send it to dad"

Then Tony walked in to a Happy Nat and Bruce, crying Clint, a very flustered cap and Peter laughing his head off. Tony watched all the footage and said one thing to Peter

"that's my kid"

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Ok there it is if you want something say it (story wise) and look what I got

They are my favourites, who are yours?

I spent $57, my mum thinks it a waste of money but I think not.

Pinky Out