Ok, I've been away cause my mum took my phone and laptop away but my dads home and thinks I'm doing homework so yaa

Now on with the storeys

Peter walked in the tower to find

"Why are there a bunch of eggs here, what's this note"

Peter found a note with Tony's handwriting saying

"Pete, we made have turned Clint into a human-bird thing and now...his not even scared of Nat: fuck he know where we are: RUN"

Then Peter heard the weirdest noise he had ever heard

"QUAAAAKKKKKKK" Clint came out looking like a bird with wings

"Pete...must QUAAAAKKKK...stay....best egg...Pete"

Clint started making bird noises and put Pete in a nest

"Spider...Baby...QUEEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKAAAKAKAKAKAK"

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"Beep, beep, beep" Tony started hitting the coffee machine trying to get it to shut up

"Stop, stop, stop: I MADE YOU DO YOU WANT PEPER TO FIND AND KILL THE BOTH OF US???FUCK"

The beeping got louder as Tony tried to make it stop, he fell on his knees crying

"I've had a week without coffee...please just one cup" Peter walked in and hugged him; he also had to go without coffee and it was hard

"It's ok, it's ok"

"But Pete it's not, i want coffee"

The machine started to beep and the two coffee deprived men had enough both hitting the machine; breaking it while yelling at it, Tony saw the others and stopped but Peter hadn't

"MOTHERFUCKER, YOU FUCKER, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU FUCKHEAD"

"Son, watch your language"

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Thor and Bruce walked out of the bedroom after spending all day in there fucking, everyone heard them and wanted to ask them, Nat who was drunk spoke first

"Brucie and Thorreccle, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G fir-"

"But a tree would be an awful place to kiss, we would do it in the bed" Bruce looked more embarrassed and Thor was happy with what he said. Of cause, Tony and Peter walked in, they both looked at each other and Tony started off with

"So Bruce, you finally did what you've wanted to for like...5 years?" Before Bruce could say anything Peter chimed in

"Next time could you try being a bit quieter?....i got homework i got to do"

Bruce was very embarrassed and the next night Thor booked a hotel

Ok, those are some shots; hope you like them also i was thinking of doing a field trip one, my one would be different cause it'll have drunk Nat in it

Pinky Out