AN: Friendly reminder Moniwa and Luciel are cousins owo

Vodka Aunt: Do you ever look at your sibling and think 'How am I related to you'

Best Mom: Yes, every time I look at you.

Vodka Aunt: WOW ROOD 😢😢💔💔

Big Baby: Moniwa-san and Luciel-senpai are siblings? But they have different last names?

Big Baby: I'm confused..

Smug Bastard: When are you not 😒

Best Mom: Futa no. We're cousins Kogane.

Big Baby: Oh I see, sorry!

Vodka Aunt: Nah it cool. Cause we look nothing alike people don't put it together we're related.

Disco Bitch: I sure as hell didn't until you told us.

Vodka Aunt: Neither did Sasaya and Kamasaki. They thought we were dating

Smug Bastard: LMAO WHAT

Best Mom: Oh yeah! I remember that.

Barbeque Dad: Please stop reminding me of that

Vodka Aunt: no ❤️

Quiet Giant: 📖?

Vodka Aunt: Yes, I would LOVE to tell you all the story

Creepy Uncle: God no.

Vodka Aunt: For some backstory, neither of us had many friends growing up. Kaname couldn't really make friends cause of his anxiety and I had a hard time trusting people + was an asshole

Smug Bastard: You still are.

Vodka Aunt: No, like a major asshole. I was even more of a jerk back then and I'm well aware. It wasn't until I got to Date Tech I became nicer.

Vodka Aunt: But I only really started changing like halfway during my first year. At the start, I was still a big asshole and even got into a fistfight with Kamasaki during my first week there which is a story for another day.

Worship Me Fools: excuse me you what

Best Mom: Oh yeah, I remember that too. I'm still upset at you for it.

Vodka Aunt: Yeah well suck it. Anyway, even if we 4 were only 1st years, I didn't really consider them friends and only stuck with Moniwa who was the only person I was nice to.

Creepy Grandpa: Thus, why we thought they were dating.

Vodka Aunt: We had no idea they thought this until first training camp. We were both kinda nervous and woke up early to practice together. When we came back to the cafeteria it was just them. We were both sweaty and flushed so they thought we were doing something different. Sasaya seemed slightly disgusted and Kamasaki was pisssssed.

Vodka Aunt: He was pissed cause he had a crush on Moniwa but thought he couldn't get together with him cause of yours truly. So he goes off about he didn't mind us being gay but could we not do shit like that here?

Vodka Aunt: As first I was confused at how they knew I was gay but then they explained it and then we got it. Kaname tried not to laugh but I straight up cackled.

Vodka Aunt: We explained the misunderstanding, even showed them a pic of our parents to prove it. I will forever treasure the look on their faces.

Vodka Aunt: I will never let them live this down <3

Barbecue Dad: I hate you.

Vodka Aunt: No you don't.

AN: I may make a side story about this