Dear Spider-Dork,

You're super annoying and huge dork. That's the tea. I hate this Valentine's Day crap, but I have to get this off my chest before I explode:

.......

I kind.....sorta.....like you.....a lot more than I originally planned.

You make me laugh a lot more than other people do. You make me smile in ways that no one else can. You make me happy.

That's really saying something because very few people make me happy.

Whether you're Peter Parker or Spider-Man, I love you just the same.

You are very important to me.

Sincerely,
Kalani