ROLEPLAY STARTERS

- "Seriously. I don't know exactly when a UFO landed and dumped all of these stupid people on Earth, but apparently, the UFO isn't coming back for them."

- "I'm sick of people treating me like a kid all the time!"

- "I got the best parts of both my parents."

- "I wish that people would stop asking me if I'm okay."

- "Gimme a lift!"

- "Let's kick some ass."