"New York. Queens," Peter Benjamin Parker says in a low voice, way lower than it should be, Caterina "Cat" Parker rolls her eyes while Briana Stark giggles. "It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home,"

"Who you talking to?"

"No one!" Peter quickly replies, turning the phone to look at the driver/bodyguard, "Just making a little video of the trip,"

Harold "Happy" Hogan peers through the rearview mirror to look back at the three kids still in his charge, "You know you can't show it to anyone?"

"Yeah, I know,"

"Then why you narrating in that voice?" Happy continues.

"Uh..." Peter answers quickly and rather innocently, "Cause it's fun,"

Cat snorts.

Happy slides on his sunglasses, "Fine,"

"So, uh," Peter goes on, "Why they call you Happy?"

"Oh!" Briana quickly pipes up to offer an answer, "Dad told me it's because back before he worked for us. He was a,"

The sound of the black separation window suddenly sliding up between the front of the car and the back catches their attention. They look to see that the window was closed and the reflection of the Parker siblings and the Stark heir can be seen against the window. They glance at each other before shrugging and Briana gives them the answer.

The camera cuts and the scene switches to Happy opening the car's trunk outside the Stark Industries' landing strip. Each teenager grabs their bags and gets onto the private plane.

Peter peeks the camera into the cockpit where the control column and the pilot seat sits completely empty, "Whoa! No pilot!? That's awesome!"

The three teenagers look at each other before they carefully move towards Happy's sleeping form, each one of them holding their laughter back. The camera slowly moves right into Happy's face, practically staring up into his nostrils before the man suddenly jerks awoke and begins flailing his arms. The three of them immediately starts to quietly snickered, rushing back to their seats.

"No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin,"

The pretty paved streets pass by the fancy black Mercedes before Briana, Peter, and Cat tour some of the famous sights, Happy falling to use one of their maps and quickly getting them lost.

"Or what I'm doing. Something about Captain America...going crazy?"

Happy stands in front of his own hotel room, nodding Peter and Cat towards the door beside his, "This is you two,"

"Oh, we're neighbors!?" Cat rolls her eyes at her little brother's excitement.

"We're not roommates. Go get your suits on,"

Peter stands in front of a fancy mirror in his own homemade suit, shaking his head and breathing out in nervousness, "Okay, Peter. You got this. You got this,"

"What the heck are you wearing?" Peter turns to see Happy standing there.

The boy points the camera down at his little socked feet, "It's my suit,"

"Where's the case?"

"What case?" Cat asks, Happy guides them to another room. "That's not—what? I thought that was a closet,"

"This is still our room!?" Peter exclaims in shock, "Whoa! Our room is so much better than we thought,"

"Oh, I found the cases!" Peter says, going over to a metal case that sits on the coffee table, a note was in the middle of the cases.

Enjoy the new suits! - Briana Stark

As soon as they opened the cases, the cases reveal an intricate box full of gadgets, holograms, and two new fancy suits, "Whoa! Oh my god!"

"Put it on," Happy states.

"What the- this is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Peter exclaims in disbelief, Cat cringes at her brother yet she's still amazed by her new suit as well.

"Let's go!"

"Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, whoa!" His eyes squint at Black Partner, "Who's that new guy?"

"Underoos!" Tony's voice echoes.

"That's me! I gotta go!" Peter leaps away from his phone, Briana and Cat enter the scene as well at the signal. Peter flips through the air, webs Captain America's shield, and gracefully lands before them all just as the camera goes out of focus, "Hey, everyone,"

"Okay, so the craziest thing just happened, right!? I just had a fight with Captain America and I stole his shield and I threw it at him, and I," A monstrous body clothed in a black and red suit shoots up from behind him, holding onto Rhodey's leg and Peter stumbles back a little, "What...the...heck? Oh, he's big now. Hang on,"

Peter disappears for a minute just for him to reappear, flying through the air and screaming, "Ahh!"

"It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened!" The words struggle to get out of his so quickly as he stands on his bed in his pajamas and with still wet freshly showered hair, "So, Mr Stark was like, 'Hey Underoos!' and I just sorta flipped in and I stole Cap's shield," he bounces down to a sitting position and makes a face as he mimics his own self, "And I was like, 'Hey, what's up, everybody?' and then," a knock on the door cuts him shortly and Peter hurriedly calls, "Hey, just a second! Coming!" He flips himself over the bed and lands just before Happy walks in wearing a white bathrobe, "Hey!"

"We have thin walls here,"

The phone sits in Peter's lap as he and Cat come to an end of their mini adventure with not just Briana Stark but Tony Stark by their side as well. The camera captures Tony's face.

Tony smirks a little as he looks back up at Peter, "What're you doing? A little video diary?"

"Yeah,"

"It's all right, I'd probably do the same thing," Tony says.

"I told him not to do it," the camera shakily redirects to the front of the car where Happy still drives them, "He was filming everything,"

Tony responds, "It's okay,"

"I'm gonna wipe the chip,"

Tony cuts him off and looks at the Parker siblings, "Hey, hey, hey, you know what? We should make an alibi video for your guys' aunt anyway."

"An alibi?"

"Yeah, get into frame,"

"Sure, okay," Peter and Cat leans in closer so that all four of them can be seen. Two Parkers and two Starks can be seen in the video.

"Hey May! How you doing? What're you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope,"

Briana glances up at her father with a stern look while Peter and Cat just look at him.

Tony laughs a bit, "Alright, that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over, you can edit it,"

"Mmhm,"

"Okay, three, two, one,"

"Hey, May! My gosh, uh, wanna tell you what a wonderful job your nephew and niece did this weekend at the Stark Internship Retreat. Everyone was impressed and,"

A loud car horn blares, interrupting Tony before Happy angrily shouts, "Come on! It's a stinkin' merger, I'm sorry,"

Briana looks at the two siblings, who still aren't used to the two guys, and mouths 'you'll get use to it.'

"This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard," Tony tells him before he clears his throat and turns back to the camera, "See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to Asset Management. He was Forehead of Security, before that he was just a driver..."

"That was a private conversation," Happy scolds from the front. "I don't like joking about this. It was very hard for me to talk about,"

"No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch on the plane?"

Happy slams his car into a halt, bumping into the curb, "All right, here we go, end of the line, whoops,"

Tony laughs before saying, "Happy, can you give us a moment?"

Happy turns back to him, "You want me to leave the car?"

"Why don't you grab Peter's and Cat's cases out of the trunk?"

Peter's hands slowly lower the camera from filming Tony and the two siblings are now in disbelief from what they heard. "We can keep the suits?"

"Yeah, that was just what we were talking about,"

Tony slides his sunglasses back on and clearing his throat, turning back to the kid, "Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram,"

Meanwhile, Happy is completely struggling at yanking the heavy metal cases out of the trunk.

"All right?"

"Yeah,"

"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate,"

"Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger?"

"No,"

A knock on the window suddenly interrupts them, making the four turn to look through the back window as Happy holds up two metal cases, "This it?"

"Seventh floor," Tony chirps back, amused that one of his best friends has to lug the two cases all the way up there.

"We can take that up," Peter says.

"You don't have to," Cat adds.

"You gonna take them?" Happy repeats.

"Yeah, we can take that,"

"Thank you," Happy says, throwing a pointed look at Tony.

Briana gazed out of the rest and felt like rolling her eyes as Tony kept telling them about 'someone calling them' for their next 'retreat.' She didn't notice that it was over till she heard a door closed. Just as the car zooms away, she sent Peter and Cat a smile before turning away in her seat.

"You're not allowed to date,"

"Daddy!"

Meanwhile, Peter bounces the case in his hand and grinning as he whispers to himself, "They're gonna call me!"

Avengers belongs to Marvel

Briana belongs to me

Cat belongs to Crazy_Fangirl_110