Today was the day. The day that had been long awaited. The day that there would be mayhem in stark tower. The day of the twins birthday.

All the avengers were outside of the twins room waiting to wish them a birthday. It was 5 am. Yes 5am. They were waking up two teenagers at 5am. "Okay on the count of 1 we're gonna barge through the door and scream happy birthday whilst FRIDAY records it." The genius said as he placed his hand on the door nob. Luckily peters spidey senses weren't on so they could get in without him waking up. "Okay 3...2...1" And with that they barged in screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" needles to day the twins were startled. Peter jumped onto the ceiling and webbed tony to the wall, Taylor fell out her bunk and landed on the floor breaking the alarm clock and breaking clints foot. "Ouch" she groaned standing back up. "GUYS WHAT THE HELL ITS 5AM   5AM!" Peter screamed getting tony of the wall. "It's your birthday and we wanted to start it if with a bang" the archer said "Ye well it was a bang alright. I think I have a concussion" the younger brown haired teen said rubbing her head "anyway. Breakfast is being prepared by Bucky as we speak so get showered and get dressed and come downstairs" Nat said as she closed the door. "Pete it's 5am and they woke us up. 5am. I hate them" peter and Taylor both chuckled before getting ready.

Taylor's outfit^^^

Peters outfit ^^^^

As the twins got ready they couldn't help but wonder what the avengers has in store for them. "Do you think Tony's gone overboard " peter asked grabbing his phone "it's tony fucking stark.  Of course he's gone overboard" Taylor replied opening the door. They were immediately greeted by the smell of chocolate and waffles. It was like that scene in frozen where else and Anna both go "chocolate" and look at each other. "Hey guys  Bucky this looks an smells amazing. Thank you" Taylor said as peter nodded with a mouthful of waffles. "No problem. It is your 16th birthday after all." Yes they were finally able to drive and finally able to drink with parents permission. "So what is happening today" they all gave a look at each other before returning their looks to the little spider. "Open your presents then find out" peter jumped up and raced to the couch. Slowly followed by Taylor who was walking slowly still drinking her coffee "Okay open mine first" the billionaire exclaimed as he handed the twins a presents each. Peter of course unwrapped it faster than the flash himself to reveal a new pair of web shooters that were equipped with more that 300 web combinations.  "Thankyouthankyouthankyou" peter said as he leapt into Tony's arms "no problem kid. Okay Taylor open yours" she was reluctant at first but slowly started to peel back the wrapping paper to reveal a set of black keys "tony what the hell are these" she asked holding them up "go check the garage" both the twins ran down to the garage to see a black Range Rover parked with a huge black bow on it "ANTHONY EDWARD STARK IF THIS IS A JOKE I WILL GO NATASHA  ROMANOFF ON YOUR ASS" she screamed as she saw the car "it's not a joke" he said as the twins leapt into his arms "Okay now technically it is both of yours but I trust Taylor more with a car" peter pretended to be hurt "what. Why not me I'm just as responsible as her" tony rolled his eyes "peter you tripped up in the middle of the night broke your web shooters got a concussion and put a hole in the wall" it's true. It happened a week ago. "Thank you so much. This is amazing" Taylor said as she hugged the genius "no problem kid. Okay let's go back upstairs you have more gifts." Of course peter was the first one there. Slowly followed by Taylor and then the rest of the avengers. Here's the list:
Natasha: Taylor's- a gun that could only be used by her fingerprint. Peters- a ring that had "Мой маленький паук" engraved in it.

Clint: Taylor's- silver bow. Peters- a SHIELD science kit from Fitzsimmons

Steve: Taylor's- an old army jacket (she loved its badassness) peters- a dog tag

Bucky: Taylor's- starbucks voucher (she loves coffee more than tony) peter- a spiderman computer game (to annoy him which actually backfired because he loved it)

Bruce: Taylor's- the code to access his and Tony's lab. Peters- a watch that turned into a web shooter so he didn't have to constantly wear one

Wanda and vision:Taylor- combat boots. Peter-new training equipment .

Sam: Taylor's- a book on how to be badass peter: the promise to not start a prank war for at least 2 weeks

Thor: Taylor- a dress from Asgard. Peter- a sword (it got confiscated after peter almost cut clints head off)

Rhodey: Taylor- a new leather jacket peter- a new science pun shirt. (Which obviously he loved)

After they had finished with the presents tony had a surprise for the twins. Which was odd because that either meant he had done something horrifically bad or something that would make the twins love him even more. So what might this surprise be? What could tony stark do that was more extravagant than buying them a car? What could tony do that would make them love him even more? I'll tell you what the fuck he did. He invited Shuri over and helped them recreate vines. Such as the "what the fuck Richard" and the "I can't believe you've done this" but don't forget the "it's Wednesday my dudes ahhh" and last but not least their favourite "GIMME YO FUCKING MONEY"

So yes thy had the best birthday ever. And by best I mean they couldn't ask for a better one. Tony truly was the best dad.