Lol I saw this on tumblr.

And the second one is requested by Fluttercord_5

And then the third one I saw on Pinterest

Enjoy

"So what did he do?" Tony asked, as he walked into the classroom of his son, who was in kindergarten, yet somehow managed to warrant a teacher calling home.

"Well, as you know Mr. Stark, your son is exceptionally bright, and far smarter than most in the class" the teacher said, his arms crossed over his chest. Tony looked over to his son, who was seated at a little chair, next to another little boy, who looked beyond confused.

"Right. So what happened?" He asked, looking back up at the teacher, who sighed, and motioned for the other kid to stand up, and walk over.

"Well, this boy here, for whatever reason, wanted Peter to write 'Star Wars' on his arm. But-" the teacher turned the kids arm over. "He wrote 'shit' instead, and then hid under a table for forty minutes while the other children were learning this brand new word"

Tony stood in silence for a solid ten seconds, before he burst out laughing. The humor Tony found in this surprised the teacher, who stared at the man with a confused, worried expression, for the duration of his fit of laughter.

"This is the best thing I've ever heard. Oh my god. I'm so sorry- oh my god" he said, barely able to make out words between his gasps for air.

The teacher sighed, and waved Peter over.

"Now, Peter, what do you say?"

"I'm sorry Ned"

~~~~~

"Yo Aunt May, Uncle Ben! Check it out! I have super strength!" Peter called to his guardians, who were chillaxin on the couch, casually wondering what the fuck their nephew was talking about.

"Peter what?" May said, as he ran into the room. He proceeded to run to the kitchen, and pick up their refrigerator, with one hand.

Ben proceeded to spit out his coffee.

"Nice magic trick, honey, now how did you do that?" May said, and Peter sighed, and set it back down.

"Ask me to pick up ANYTHING in the room!" He said, looking around. Ben laughed.

"How about all the stuff that belongs in your room?" Ben said, to the amusement of May, and annoyance of Peter.

Peter then went, and picked up Ben, with one hand.

"Well I'll be damned. It appears you have super strength" Ben said, putting his hands on his hips. The teen dropped his uncle back down onto the sofa, and jumped onto the ceiling.

"Also, I can stick to the ceiling. I'm just really bad at getting down. By the way, there are a few holes on the ceiling in my room" Peter said, barely even taking a breath in between each sentence.

"Peter? WHAT? What HAPPENED to you?" May asked frantically, reaching for her son on the ceiling, as he tried to unstick himself without further damaging their house.

"I think, I may have been bitten by a radioactive spider" he said, and Ben gasped.

"Are you a superhero now?" He asked, as he began thinking of superhero names. May elbowed him. "I mean, no superheroing. You're still just in high school"

Peter quickly nodded, not even wanting to do anything with his powers. For crying out loud, he WAS still in high school.

"But if you were to become a superhero, your name would be Spider-Kid" Ben joked. Peter rolled his eyes.

"I'm not a kid" Ben ruffled his hair, and went to his bedroom to the fridge, to find something to eat.

"We're out of milk, I'm going to run down and get some" Ben shouted, as he walked outside. Peter followed after, bored with his homework.

Only Peter would be returning home that night.

~~~~~

Tony was BORED. There wasn't really anything exciting about a board meeting. Tony sighed, and looked down at his notes.

The only reason it's called a board meeting is because I am BORED

He was about to just leave, and have one of his assistants take notes or something, when his phone rang.

It didn't actually RING, because he was smart enough to have it on vibrate for an important meeting, but it distracted him nevertheless.

He checked his texts, to see a picture of some dumb BuzzFeed quiz, and Peter telling him about something

Peter: Mr. Stark! I took a "Which Avenger Are You" quiz, and I got Iron Man!!! This is so exciting oh my gosh

Peter continued to text about how amazing it was that he got Iron Man, and Tony could barely hide his smile.

Apparently, even less than he thought.

"Mr. Stark, is texting your lady friend really that important, that you're doing it in a board meeting?" One of the higher-ups asked, glaring at him from across the table.

Without looking up from his phone, Tony responded.

"No, Stephen is not texting me right now, it's actually my son, who I find a bit more important than expansions in the accounting units, so get off my back" he said, to the surprise of everyone except Pepper, who basically did a face palm.

While everyone was gaping in shock like a bunch of fish out of water, Tony stood up, and left the room, careful not to spill Richards coffee, which was sitting tediously close to the edge.

Sorry that this one isn't very long, I just kinda wanted to get something out.

ALSO!

*drumroll please* HOLY CRAP HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY READS THERE ARE

AND HOW MANY VOTES

AND THATS FREAKING INSANE?

THANK YOU

also if anyone is like "hot diggity damn, I sure wish someone would write this request I have" please request it, I'm running out of ideas (for now) (just you wait until Infinity War 2)