Requested by Coffee-Qween (what a relatable username, wow), and one aspect requested by Eclipse_Rose

I just saw Ant-Man and the Wasp, and let me tell you, *loud sobs* it's not a marvel movie without YOUR HEART BEING TORN TO SHREDS

Tony sighed, and went to his last resort. Calling Peter's boyfriend.

"Wade, where the fuck is Peter. He was supposed to come to the lab two hours ago, and he is NEVER late" Tony grumbled into the phone, the moment Wade picked up. He knew Peter had been at the merc's apartment right before he was supposed to come, but he never showed up.

"Hey, tinman, get a fucking heart and stop harassing me" Deadpool answered through the phone. Tony scoffed as Wade kept talking. "He left at like 3. Aka, the right time. He's not here" he shot at Tony. The man was about to respond, when Wade gasped.

"Oh my god he's not here. Hey asshole, where is he?" Wade shouted, and over the phone, Tony could hear the man getting his weapons array gathered.

"To hell if I know. What I DO know is that I need to find him" he said, already calling for his suit.

"WE need to find him. He's important to me too, you know" Wade said, and in the background, traffic was heard.

"No" he said into the phone, shutting it off immediately after. Not moments before Tony was about to leave, he heard a crash, and then felt someone wrap their arms around his neck, and legs around his waist.

"Wade what the fuck"

"Well I can't help save Petey when I can't GET to him. So fly, birdy, fly!" He said, removing his arms so he could flail them around like a bird flapping its wings.

Tony rolled his eyes, and took off before Wade could properly adjust himself again, meaning he was flying through the air with his son's boyfriend's head slamming against his (metal)(flaming) feet.

"Would you get up?" He yelled at Wade, receiving a middle finger from the other teen. Tony rolled his eyes, and then proceeded to go faster.

"Where are we even going? Do you have any idea where to go?" Wade judged, crossing his arms as he somehow managed to stay attached to Tony.

"I put a tracking device in Peter's suit, and its leading us to wherever he is- or last was" Tony added gloomily, thinking about what it would mean if his adopted son was gone.

"Alright. Wake me up when we get there" Wade said, almost falling off of Tony, had he not caught his calf, and hung on to the teen, as if the kid would die on impact to the ground.

As much as Tony hates it, Peter really cared about Wade (for whatever reason) and he intended to not shatter his sons heart in the process of saving him.

"We're here dipshit, this armor is one of the fastest things out there" Tony said.

"Except The Flash" Wade countered, to the confusion of the billionaire.

"Who?"

"Or Superman. Those two are pretty freaking fast" Wade said, as he walked away, towards the dark alley they had landed in front of.

"This is where his suit's tracking device stops. But I don't see it" Tony said, looking around the area that supposedly had Peter's suit.

"I think I found it" Wade said quietly, all humor in his voice completely gone. Tony turned to see where Wade was looking, when his heart dropped to his feet.

Behind a dumpster, his suit was crumpled on the ground. Above it, in red paint, someone wrote "you better not come for the boy, or the boy won't come back"

Next to the suit, there was a pool of-

"Is that blood?" Wade asked, quickly moving down to investigate. He dipped his fingers in it to see, and then clenched his hand, turning away.

His suit was redder than normal too.

"I'm going to unalive all those sick bastards" Wade whispered to no one but himself. Tony just stood there, staring at the message on the wall, until he jumped into action.

He pulled up all the feeds from the security cameras around the area, trying to see why Peter was even around here, and who took him.

After numerous false leads, he eventually found a video that showed someone grabbing him off the sidewalk and pulling him into the alley. Even though it was blurry, he could tell who it was that took his son.

"Is that Titor? He's alive? What was Peter even doing here?" Tony asked, rapid fire, as Wade tried to see what was on the screen.

"This is the way Peter usually takes to get places from my house. I try to get him to go somewhere else, but 'it's fine Wade, I can take care of myself' big load of good his powers did him" he said, mumbling the last part, as he kicked some dirt around.

"Well, we cant take down Ultron alone. And I think I know who can help" Tony said.

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Peter was sitting in someone's basement, tied to a chair, unable to move. Apparently, there are some things that he CAN'T break through, like whatever is binding his hands.

As he tried to look around the room, gradually losing hope of anyone coming to get him, he heard a loud crash from the upstairs, followed by a grunt.

There sounded like a lot more fighting, but what Peter mainly noticed, was the loud thudding of someone stomping down the stairs.

Peter flinched, as he through about all the other ways the people could torture him, until he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up, to see familiar blue eyes.

"WADE!" He cried, trying to get up to hug his boyfriend, who had taken his mask off to get a better look. Peter could see tears in his eyes.

Wade reached down to untie Peter's bonds, while he heard the rest of the grunts upstairs cease.

He heard a few more thuds, then saw the three people walking down. Tony, Loki, and Natasha, who had giant "PPPS"'s on their chests. When Peter looked to his boyfriend, he noticed Wade had similar writings on his chest too.

"PPPS?" He asked, smiling at his saviors. When the bounds came undone, he rubbed his sore wrists, and stood up.

"Peter Parker Protection Squad" Wade said proudly, before picking Peter up bridal style, to the other boys delight.

When they got into brighter light, and Wade saw all the dark bruises and cuts on Peter's body, he flipped the fuck out.

He dropped Peter into Tony's arms, and marched right back into the building the group had just left.

He saw the unconscious bodies on the floor, and killed them. One. By. One.

He dragged the bodies into the shape of a middle finger, before dusting off his hands, and walking right back out, to Peter, who looked suspicious, but kissed his cheek.

"Thank you Wade" he whispered, holding the other's hand.

"Anything for you, baby boy"

*WHAT TIME IS IT? (Distant shout) showtime? NO ITS ACTUALLY JUST LATER BECAUSE THE TIME SKIPPED*

"Wade?" Tony approached the man who was sitting on the common room couch (uninvited), with Peter sleeping on his lap.

The teen looked up at Tony, who was sitting down in front of him.

"Thank you, for helping me save him. Peter's one of the most important things in my life, and I don't know what would happen if I were to lose him" he said quietly, careful not to wake his son.

"Well, I love him, so much, so of course I was going to go to the ends of the earth for him" he said.

Tony sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him. Peter was wrapped in a blanket, his head in Wade's lap, as he was cuddling the other teens torso like a teddy bear. Wade was petting Peter's hair, looking like a lovesick puppy.

"You know what? I think I like you a bit more now, Wade. You were at like a -13 on my rating scale, but now you're at like, a -4" He said.

"What number do I need to get to to have your blessing?" He asked, as Tony glared at him.

"2"

"2?"

"Hundred"

"200?"

"Thousand"