PeteyPie: chili's is back baby back baby back

NotAFurry: Don't say it. I know you want to Shuri

Surrreeeee: ...

NotAFurry: I swear to Bastet

Surrreeeee: Hi welcome to Chili's

SupremePizza: What on Earth

IAmIronman: i just ignore it at this point

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Fun fact:

IAmIronman: i do not want a fun fact from you

HarleyDavidsonMotors: I was going to Chili's the other day and I thought "wow. The influence media culture has on the rest of the normal world is astounding. These innocent people working here did nothing, but they know that they can't say 'hi welcome to chili's' when I walk in all because one dumbass white guy decided to be funny on the internet"

PeteyPie: what did they say when you walked in?

HarleyDavidsonMotors: One person said "welcome" and another said "hi"

IAmIronman: well that leads to the question: did people greeting at chili's even say "hi welcome to chili's" at all before the vine?

Surrreeeee: Well if not, where did the boy even get the idea for the vine in the first place then?

SaltAndPepperDiner: See THIS is the type of discourse that doesn't belong in an Avengers group chat. Take this somewhere else.

IAmIronman: aw pep but thats no fun

SaltAndPepperDiner: You know my incredulous and disappointed face? I'm making it right now. Picture it, Tony.

IAmIronman: ooh im spooked

SupremePizza: Come on, Tony

IAmIronman: i know it sounded disingenuous but i was actually spooked there

SaltAndPepperDiner: Just. Stop talking about vines in the Avengers chat, ok?

PeteyPie: fine. we'll talk about TikTok instead

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Nope. No FUCK no we are not doing that.

***

PeteyPie: our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?

Surrreeeee: *shakes head no*

SaltAndPepperDiner: Tony take control of your kids

IAmIronman: theyre not my kids?

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Really, old man?

PeteyPie: mr. stark I thought we've already gone over this

MERChandise: Seriously, Stark, using the same plot multiple times? Boring

IAmIronman: what?

Nebula: Pitiful, Stark.

HarleyDavidsonMotors: At this point nobody knows. Am I even your illegitimate son anymore?

IAmIronman: you never were, harley

IAmIronman: so just to clarify, my children are...

PeteyPie: me

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Me

Nebula: Me.

IAmIronman: fine. whatever. dinner will be ready at 6

FeetLost: ooh can I come?

IAmIronman: family only, quill.

FeetLost: aw but Neb's going

Nebula: Don't call me that.

IAmIronman: yeah and nebula's my daughter. duh

Nebula: what is for dinner

IAmIronman: i don't know, i was probably just going to order a pizza

PeteyPie: ooh pizza can we get...

PeteyPie: stuffed crust

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Stuffed crust

IAmIronman: i will stuff YOU in a crust

***

PeteyPie; that guy from the vine is me right now

IAmIronman: kid you HAVE to be more specific

HarleyDavidsonMotors: SUMMERTIME! I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball

PeteyPie: that was the vine. thanks Harley

HarleyDavidsonMotors: I've never been happier doing something in my entire life

IAmIronman: not even shooting me with a potato gun when i broke in to your garage?

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Ok old man yeah, that was the best fucking moment of my life

America'sAss: Language, kid

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Hey Peter do you know what vine I'm thinking of right now

PeteyPie:

https://youtu.be/OBWpzvJGTz4

HarleyDavidsonMotors: THATS THE BITCH

***

SupremePizza: So I was out fighting a tentacle monster,

IAmIronman: well hold on stephanie. is this actual avengers business? or is it going to turn into a funny story or tentacle hentai or something? because this chat isn't for anything but funny stories

SupremePizza: I'm going to ignore all of that and just continue

SaltAndPepperDiner: Wait, Stephen, before you do

SaltAndPepperDiner: Tony did you just say that this chat ISN'T FOR AVENGERS PURPOSES?

IAmIronman: yeah. have you even seen the rest of the chat? we do nothing of importance here

SaltAndPepperDiner: Ok. I'm just going to

SaltAndPepperDiner has left the chat

PeteyPie: good. this chat is survival of the fittest

SaltAndPepperDiner: Excuse me what

IAmIronman: how the fuck

PeteyPie: im sorry I meant survival of the fittest as in "fittest to survive in this chat" not "survival of the most physically fit" but that doesn't matter I'm sorry mom

SaltAndPepperDiner: That's what I thought.

SaltAndPepperDiner has left the chat

IAmIronman: something tells me that's not the last we'll be seeing of her

MERChandise: is that FORESHADOWING I smell?

IAmIronman: why haven't you left the chat in a dramatic way after getting fed up with us yet?

MERChandise: fine. I see how it is

MERChandise has left the chat

IAmIronman: good

MERChandise: SIKE

I'm posting this now so my screentime doesn't run out before I can uh
Anyone have any suggestions they wanna see in these chat fics? Or normal chapters? Tell me! Please! Tell me... tell me......