Requested by me. I wanted this.

SaltAndPepperDiner: Why is the groupchat named Ass emblem?

BroocieWoocie: Always be aware of autocorrect.

SaltAndPepperDiner: Follow up then, why am I in the Avengers groupchat?

IAmIronman: you're an avenger in my heart, pep

America'sAss: I'd like to think it's harder to be SI's CEO than an Avenger, so you've got that going for you Pepper.

SupremePizza: Tony's a bit much to deal with at times

IAmIronman: first of all, ouch

IAmIronman: second of all, there is no second of all. i am hurt by your words, stephen

SupremePizza: I'm hurt by your words too. Specifically the ones that aren't capitalized at the beginning of a sentence

IAmIronman: everyone knows formal grammar rules dont apply to texting

Thot: bruce xoxo bae ilysm <3 <3 owo uwu

IAmIronman: case in point

SaltAndPepperDiner: Thor why is your name "thot"

Thot: I misclicked when I was typing my name the first time

PeteyPie: can confirm, I was there, laughed the whole time

SupremePizza: See, Tony, at least Peter can capitalize his "I"s

PeteyPie: no offense mr. dr. strange sir

SupremePizza: Just call me Stephen for the love of god

PeteyPie: but it is only because I'm too lazy to make it stop autocorrecting the "I" capitalized that I have them in caps

IAmIronman: thats right kid, virtual high five

PeteyPie: *high fives*

IAmIronman: *high fives*

SupremePizza: I'm going back to bed

America'sAss: It's 3 in the afternoon.

SupremePizza: I AM GOING BACK TO BED

***

WingDings: hey so was anyone going to explain why Peter is in the groupchat

IAmIronman: hes my son, sam

TheBetterCaptain: He makes a good point Tony. Peter is too young to be an Avenger

IAmIronman: LisTeN HErE cARoL

SupremePizza: Tony I swear to god if you ever do anything like that atrocity above ever again, I'm dropping you through a portal where you'll fall endlessly until your conscious mind breaks

Low-Key: It's not fun

Legolas: *glares from air vents*

IAmIronman: hey yeah how the hell did he get in this chat

BroocieWoocie: Get out.

Low-Key left the chat

MERChandise: and STAY OUT

IAmIronman: pepper how are all of these people getting in the chat uninvited

SaltAndPepperDiner: I'm too busy running your company to deal with that

PeteyPie: oh snap

MERChandise: Peter! xoxo bae ilysm <3 <3 owo uwu

IAmIronman: someone do something about this pda in my good christian minecraft server

HarelyDavidsonMotors: That's a dead meme. Pitiful

IAmIronman: nuh uh. peter said it was fine last week

Surrreeeee: I was there. It was more like a young teen helping their grandmother figure out how to work Google. Kind of supportive about something that is as basic as breathing, but a struggle, like how both breathing and using Google is a struggle for old people.

PeteyPie: local woman rips man to shreds, more at six

***

America'sAss: No one's going to question who HarleyDavidsonMotors is? No? Ok then.

PunkBoi420: you sound like you want to tell us.

America'sAss: No I don't know, I want someone else to ask because I'm too embarrassed.

PunkBoi420: tony did you adopt another son.

IAmIronman: not this time

HarleyDavidsonMotors: What are you talking about? We're connected

IAmIronman: not by blood

PeteyPie: *gasps*

HarleyDavidsonMotors: I'm telling the news that Peter isn't your son

IAmIronman: will you both forgive me if i bring you milkshakes?

PeteyPie: without hesitation

HarleyDavidsonMotors: Chocolate. With sprinkles. No cherry because those are gross

PeteyPie: extra cherries I live for those

ShouldaPutAWongOnIt: Is this chat ever going to be about pressing matters?

IAmIronman: most likely no

ShouldaPutAWongOnIt left the chat

Nebula: I am leaving too

Nebula left the chat

IAmIronman: how are these people getting in this chat? i am baffled

BroocieWoocie: I mean they're leaving, so you really can't complain.

IAmIronman: excuse me bruce it is my right as an American to explain

America'sAss: I respect you 10 times more now for capitalizing American

***

IAmIronman: GUYS EMERGENCY

America'sAss: What? Where?

WingDings: what's happening?

SupremePizza: Where are you?

Thot: Where is the fight?

PeteyPie: mr. stark?

IAmIronman: i ran out of coffee and i only got 2 hours of sleep help

America'sAss: ...

WingDings: ...

SupremePizza: ...

America'sAss: Tony I almost had a heart attack

IAmIronman: it must be the old age. do you need some pills for that?

America'sAss: Blocked

PreyingMantis: Ha Ha Ha! That was very funny!

IAmIronman: isnt she in space? how on earth is she in this chat?

SupremePizza: That really seems like a you problem

PeteyPie: mr. stark, I'm just going to say it

HarleyDavidsonMotors: You don't care that he broke his elbow?

PeteyPie: it wasnt very funny that you did that because I got very worried and so did everyone else, and we all care about you a lot so when you text to the avengers groupchat that youre in danger, then everyone is going to get worried and I dont like being worried for no reason about something like coffee

HarleyDavidsonMotors: He really typed a whole paragraph

IAmIronman: im sorry kid, i pinky promise i wont do it again

PeteyPie: you better not

MERChandise: Petey, I love you, but this is getting too serious for a chat fic, so lets just end it here

So what did you guys think?
in theory this was going to be dope to write but then it took me like an hour and a half to write like 800 words so I'll do this again but not for a while because I'm #tired