Me: ...but some people in this school are way hotter
L.G: why Jess... dO yOu HaVe A cRuSh??
L.G: *makes direct eye contact with me with an evil smile*
Me: WHAT NO
L.G: you sure???
Me: nope
Ish: *shoves McDonald's fries in mouth, oblivious once again*
Ish: y'all are being very weird
Me: *looks at L.G.*
L.G: *looks at me*
Ish: ...
Me: ...
L.G: ...
Ish: NO
Ish: THERE'S A BUG IN MY MCFLURRY.

...

And that's how that conversation (thankfully) ended