1. why do people have to be so hot?

2. why do girls in particular have to be so hot?

3. why is it so difficult to watch TikToks of family friends I've know since I was born? (no lie, they're in half of my baby vids)

4. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO PRETTY (hot)?

5. ASDFGHJKL

6. oh yeah, and today's "National COVID Pandemic Anniversary Day" in Canada. Yay.