my class finally shuts the flip up - (11/23/20)

WARNING: May contain coarse language.

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*awkward silence where you hear mostly chewing*

E.S. - FACTS bro, holy shit. It's so quiet.

L.G. - You know what we should do? We should do the no-talking challenge again. We should literally do that. For five minutes this time.

I.S. - BEt

N.M. - I'tS a TaLkINg cHaLLenGE

E.S. - yo, everyone shut up. let's do like, whoever speaks first... is gay.

Class - *laughs quietly*

E.S. - Starting in...

Five-

Four- 

Three-

Two-

One-

S.S. - I was say- NO wait. Restart, restart.

E.S. -  Alright, three, two-

A.B. - Wait, wait, wait how long are we-

S.S. - shut up-

E.S. As long as you can. 

Three, two, one, go.

*complete silence, except for chewing, for about 15 excruciating seconds*

E.S. Alright, fuck this 

Class - ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Y.B. - He's GAY

E.S. - You know gay also means happy so you just said I'm happy

N.M. - He has a point.

Fali and I: *silently laughing while casting knowing glances at each other*


you know, it's a wonder no one's figured out we're gay by now...

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