- the Christmas music on repeat is making my ears bleed

- I JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE ONLY LGBTQ CHRISTMAS MOVIE but we're watching Elf (again).

- the movie is Happiest Season (starring that girl from Twilight, that girl from The Martian, and that guy from Schitt's Creek)

- I REMEMBER THEIR NAMES NOW;
Kristen Stewart, Mackenzie Davis, and David Levy (the last two are CANADIAN!!!)

- I also just saw a commercial for Match (that dating app) about 2020 and it was so true (spoiler: we really should never pair 2020 with Satan)

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