Ur not my dad

So a few days ago this guy called Brad_666 added one of my friends by search on Snapchat and she didn't add him back because like she didn't know him and she has common sense. So yeah we kinda just didn't question it, moved on with life and forgot.

But we found out that he's actually this Australian pedo guy pretending to be a teenage dude (whenever he sends pics of himself they're just selfies of different boys he got off google) and he's been adding a bunch of random girls in my year and trying to talk to them before asking for nudes, like he's really fucking weird. Also, apparently after so long you MUST call him Sir, Master or Daddy so yeah, I'm very glad my bitch didn't add him back.

But see the thing is that me and my other friend have this inside joke that I'm a cult leader because I am basically Satan's child and that we all do witchcraft together in our cult, so she always writes 666 and "Satan" and stuff on my hand. So she saw Brad_666 and she thought it was ME 😂😂

And according to her this is basically what happened 😂😂:

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Him: Hi

Her: what's up motherfucker who's blood are we gonna sacrifice at the next cult meeting

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AND HE BLOCKED HER, SHE BASICALLY OUT CREEPED THE CREEP PAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANT

Also this lovely sign was put on our year's notice board 😂😂

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