So I wrote a lotta OC madness for my baby Anime Freak's seventeenth birthday.  I basically either found the craziest scenes from works I originally scraped or just took drugs and wrote whatever came I guess, baby I'm so sorry

I don't own all these OCs btw cuz I'm a plagiarizing biatch

 ALRIGHTY TIGHTY AWAY WE GO

OC Madness

1. Shana Joins Kirina's Class

~ Kirina POV ~

I let out a heavy sigh as I turned around to face her, putting my hands on her shoulders and trying to look serious. "Shana. The school I go to is a very famous one full of very important people."

She nodded eagerly. "Got it. Very famous school, important people."

"Yes. So whatever you do, don't come inside and do anything you can to not embarrass me, got it?"

She nodded again. "Got it. Whatever I do, come inside and do anything I can to embarrass you."

"What?!" I shrieked. "That's the complete opposite of what I said-"

Before I could finish, she kicked the classroom door opened and leapt up onto the nearest desk. "Hey, hey, hey, fuck faces, which one of you cock suckers has been shit talking to my waifu Kirina?!"

Oh, for fuck's sake.

"Silence," Aizawa said, flicking through some papers. "All potential best girls, introduce yourselves."

"I'm the clever one," Yaoyorozu announced.

"I'm the sleep deprived one," I yawned.

"I'm the rapist one!" Shana bounced.

"I'm the shameful wank," Tsu croaked.

"I'm the cute one!" Uraraka beamed.

"I'm the cheerful one!" Mina exclaimed.

"I'm the cool one," Jiro said.

"I'm hot as shit!" Monoma declared. "But I'm also a massive bitch!"

"I don't even know what I'm doing here," Hagakure admitted."

Bakugo scoffed from his seat. "I don't like any of you."

"How dare you not like Kirina, you fuzzy haired fuck!" Shana yelled, slamming her hands on his desk.

He got to his feet. "What did she just say about my hair?"

My little friend stood back, giving a heavy sigh as she folded her arms and tut tutted. "Look, if you all don't understand the greatness that is Kirina-"

Stop.

"You can just stand there and listen to my top 100 reasons of why Kirina is a great gal."

Stop!

"Number 1: she's the kindest person I've ever met!"

I swear to god, once this ends, I'm gonna fucking kill her.

Bakugo rolled his eyes before yelling back. "Kirina, Kirina, Kirina, if you're so bloody obsessed with her, why don't you just marry her already?!"

"Maybe I will!" Shana hollered.

"I did not agree to that!"

"Yes you did."

"But I wanted to marry Kirina," a tearful voice piped up.

"Fuck off Kaminari."

"Oi, you little shit, we've been through this, only I can abuse that dumb blonde."

"Enough of this!" Bakugo interrupted, trying to get the spotlight back onto his attention needing ass. "You've blatantly white knighted this extra hoe for long enough!"

"Yeah...well...your face is a white knight! Boo ya! What are you gonna do, take me outside and teach me a lesson-" he then aimed an explosion at her face and she went flying into the wall. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow."

"Yeah, you totally deserved that you stupid asshole," I said flatly, pulling the sobbing Kaminari up onto my lap.

She crawled out from the rubble and shook her first at him. "Damn you, Pikachu!"

2. Shana and Todoroki's War

~ Shana POV ~

"Todoroki! I declare war!" I hollered, running into the classroom, wearing my Lelouch cosplay and waving a sword around. "I challenge you to Rock Paper Scissors for Kirina's hand in marriage!"

"OI!" Bakubigfatassdummy yelled. "Don't you fucking dare try declare a war that doesn't involve me!"

"Shut up, you're a useless character and no straight man loves you!"

"Todoroki, beat her ass," Kirina called from where she was sitting and playing an otome, Kaminari's head on her lap.

"You can't take his side, that's illegal!"

Todoroki was clearly already done with this and too tired to care. "Okay, to make it easy for you, I'm gonna go rock."

I threw my sword away and inhaled deeply, trying to be myself into the zone as I pulled my hand back.

Okay, Shana, you can do this. That just means don't go scissors...

I stared at Todoroki's rock and my scissors.

"FUCK!"

He gave me a blank look, an eyebrow raised. "I can't believe that actually worked."

"But wait! That means you're actually really smart! You made me do that by applying that much mental pressure on me!"

"Yeah, no, you're just a fucking idiot," Kirina corrected, not looking up from her otome game.

"Yeah, a fucking idiot," Kaminari added.

Kirina made tut tutting noises. "Jesus christ, Shana."

Kaminari tried to imitate her tuts. "Yeah, Shana."

"I've never met someone so stupid."

"So stupid ."

"Well, except maybe Kaminari."

"Yeah, Kaminari- wait, what?"

3. Kirina Gets All The Bois Because She Deserves It

~ Kirina POV ~

Whoever said family is fantastic and all that sappy shit was a fucking lying dumbass.

That's what I thought as I stared down at my phone inside the hallway of UA high, tears building up in my eyes.

I try so hard, so, so hard, I do everything they ask, I do the best I can and yet it's not enough, it's never enough for them.

I looked back at the text from my mother and realized I'd had enough.

I turned to go, where I didn't know, but just knowing I had to leave when I bumped into a tall, strong body that was blocking my path.

Todoroki looked down at me, blinking those striking eyes of his. "Yuzuhira?"

I held my head down and rushed past him as the tears finally streamed down my face.

My walking soon turned to a run as I made my way down towards the door, pushing past everyone. I'd left all my stuff behind but I didn't even care anymore, I didn't care about anything anymore, I just wanted to go somewhere, anywhere, full of people I didn't know, to a place where quirks and heroes didn't exist.

I went to pull the door open but it wouldn't budge. I tried again but it still remained shut. My hands were shaking.

"Yuzuhira!" Todoroki called as I heard him walking towards me.

I didn't want to talk to him. I just wanted to be alone.

I realized I was supposed to push and not pull, and swung the door open, stumbling into the outside world. I began running again but by this point Todoroki had caught up to me. He gently grabbed my wrist. "Yuzuhira, stop."

"No! I-I...I just...I just need to go!" I tried to pull away but he wouldn't let go.

"Stop," he said as he grabbed my other wrist, turning me to face him. I stared up at him, his beautiful eyes showing me sympathy. I made one final attempt to pull away.

"Kirina," he said softly. "Stop."

That's when I lost it. I buried my head into his chest and bawled. Releasing all the anger and hurt into a continual stream of tears.

Todoroki didn't question it. He didn't even say anything. He just wrapped his arms around me. He held me tightly and he just stood there as I cried.

4. Kirina, Shana and Todoroki Sneak Pesto Into School

~ Kirina POV ~

"Please, you guys?"

"No," Todoroki and I said in unison.

"But we gotta!" Shana bawled, clinging onto me as her little Labrador puppy lay atop her head in the nest of hair she'd shaped using her quirk. "Pesto needs us right now!"

"If it was a cat, I'd reconsider but that thing is diseased," I countered.

"But if I leave him at home, my brother is gonna give him away to a shelter! And I can't leave him outside the school because what if he gets run over by a car or something?! So, I've got no option but to sneak him into school! Please, please, please, I need your help!"

"Well, to be fair to your brother, he did eat your stairs-"

"Fuck off, Wannabe Zuko, no one asked!" Shana yelled, scowling at Todoroki.

"Shana, maybe your brother does have a point though," I said, trying to be the voice of reason. "I mean, you lost your shoes on the train once so maybe you're not ready for the responsibility of looking after a dog. And he also looks like he might have rabies and seeing as you found him licking up cocaine on the street, there's-"

"But he loves me and I love him! He needs me and I need him!"

"Shana, how in the hell do you expect to smuggle a real life, yapping, peeing, breathing dog into school?"

"That's why I need your help!"

"Or maybe you could just accept that this diseased dog would be better off in a shelter where he'll actually be taken care of-"

I stomped on his foot, trying to shut him up. "Todoroki, do you want her to show up at your house again, selling "All Might Is The Number One Hero" t-shirts and posters? I really don't think your dad can handle that a second time."

Shana suddenly tugged at my sleeve. "Kirina, give me your blazer."

"What? No. You shouldn't have left yours at home."

She looked at me like I was the biggest idiot she'd ever seen (a look she really shouldn't be legally allowed to give others). "It's not for me, it's for Pesto."

"But Pesto's got his own personal fur coat."

"He's not actually going to wear it. Just give me the blazer, pretty please?"

And because I rather worryingly do trust her, I took off my blazer and handed it to her. I watched as Shana wrapped Pesto in it and tucked him under her arm. "See?!" She beamed. "The invisible dog! Now, let's tally-ho!"

Todoroki frowned. "I'm not sure-"

But as usual, Shana wasn't interested in hearing his opinion. She was already running into the school. Todoroki and I exchanged a look and then let out a heavy sigh before following her inside.

We'd almost reached our classroom and Shana was looking very pleased with herself when from under my blazer came a very distinctive sound - Pesto's short, sharp bark.

"Yip, yip, yip!"

"What was that?" A sudden voice demanded.

We all whipped around to see Aizawa standing in the hallway, his eyes narrowed.

"What that?" Shana said innocently. "I didn't hear any thats, did you, Kirina?"

Before I could even mentally face palm, it came again.

"Yip, yip!"

I dug one foot into the ground, silently begging Pesto to be good as Shana held the bundle tighter.

Aizawa began walking towards us, looking very suspicious and I swear, you could hear the noise of Shana's heart dropping. Her bottom lip began to wobble and I could she was desperately trying not to cry. She knew what was going to happen. Her parents would have to come to UA to pick up Pesto and he'd be given away. She'd never see him again, never get to feel him licking her face again, never get to hold him on her lap again.

She looked so heartbroken that I just couldn't bear to look at her anymore.

Oh fuck this.

I finally decided to come to life.

"Yip! Yip!" I said, sounding exactly like Pesto.

Aizawa stopped walking and stared at me.

"Yip!" I squeaked again. "Yip, yip, yip, yippety-yip!"

"Kirina's got this funny syndrome," Todoroki said in a monotone voice, sounding completely unfazed. "It's this thing where you can't help shouting out random stuff. Didn't you receive a note from her parents about it?"

Aizawa didn't answer.

"It can be quite embarrassing sometimes, can't it, Kirina?" Todoroki continued. "For example, once she ran down the streets of Tokyo, screaming her head off, and ripping our pages of her maths copy and giving them to random strangers."

"Weenuses," I suddenly declared. "I wanna stroke em all."

Aizawa's eyes were wide and disturbed by now and his face was going kinda white. He kept glancing at the window. I had a feeling he was trying to stop himself from jumping out it. It was all too much for me and I started wheezing and within seconds, I had to hold onto Shana I was laughing so much.

"Her syndrome causes uncontrollable laughter too," Todoroki said matter-of-factly which made me laugh even more.

"Let's go," Shana suddenly said and I noticed the bungled under her arm was wiggling. "I need to wee."

"See you in a bit, Mr. Aizawa!" I called as we ran down the hallway after her.

The second we were out of his sight, Todoroki and I scowled at her, me giving her shins a light kick.

"You owe us big time," Todoroki snapped.

She winked, cuddling her puppy in her arms. "I'll give you and the rest of your family free "All Might Is Better Than You" t-shirts."

5. Papa Kisargi Tries To Murder Kaminari

~ Kaminari POV ~

"Kirishima, Kirishima, help me!" I screamed, leaping behind him, my entire body trembling.

He blinked. "Huh? What's-"

"There's no reason to run, Kaminari," a booming voice thundered and we both looked up to see Taiga's father storming down the street, authority pounding from every stride. "I've come all this way to deliver this chocolate you so heartlessly abandoned. Now, battle me and try to take it from me."

"There's no way he could do that!" Kirishima protested, shoving me behind him as I clung to his arm. "You're on some level that no human should try to pass!"

"Kirishima, it's no use!" I whimpered. "Go on without me, save yourself!"

"Chocolate that my cute, adorable daughter prepared..." Mr. Kisargi continued, staring at me with the eyes of death as he reached into his pocket. "Here's the the thing, Kaminari..." as fast as lightening, he suddenly pulled a goddamn fucking canon out of his pocket, roaring so loudly, I felt the house shake. "IF YOU SAY THAT YOU DON'T WANT IT, I'LL KILL YOU! IF YOU WANT IT, KILL ME!"

"Someone'll die either way!" Kirishima shrieked, backing away so far that he knocked me into the wall and frantically waving his hands. "Sir, calm down! It's just chocolate! It's no more than a token of gratitude." He smiled an awkward, hopeful smile. "Right?"

"Just chocolate? JUST CHOCOLATE?!"

"N-No, that's not what I meant! I swear!"

"Somebody help us!"

"Oh, I never thought I'd go out like this. I always thought I'd go out riding Li Shang."

"We're gonna die!"

The door suddenly opened and Shana walked in, tossing another a shiny red apple up and down. She bit into it and only then noticed the scene unfolding, blinking her big brown eyes and trying to work out what the heck was going on.

"Shana, save us!" I cried out, giving her a pleading, desperate look.

The riceball still in her mouth, she looked at Mr. Kisargi. She then looked back at me and Kirishima, giving the scene a long hard look.

She then took the riceball out and pointing at me, she looked up at Taiga's father. "The blonde one looks up her skirt ever chance he gets."

"SHANA!" Kirishima shrieked.

"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!" Mr. Kisargi hollered, aiming the canon.

"Why are you doing this?!" Kaminari bawled.

The man suddenly stopped.

Looked down at the chocolate in his hand.

There was a very, very long silence as we all stood there, everything coming to a stand still. I didn't dare breathe.

Mr. Kisargi then sniffled and looked up to reveal his watering eyes. "She didn't make any for me."

6. Kirina Gets More Bois Because She's A Great Gal

~ Kirina POV ~

I didn't want to go home.

So what did I do?

I sat inside the empty classroom at someone's desk and just listening to the ticking of the clock.

Do you ever have those days when you can just feel the weight of the world on your shoulders? It's a crushing, almost suffocating feeling.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why didn't I study more? I'd done my best but I still hadn't placed top of the midterms. That was to be expected obviously, Momo was some kind of super genius but like I could ever explain that to my mother and make her understand. She never even tried to understand.

It was then that I realized tears were drip, drip, dripping onto the desk.

I hated this.

I hated her.

I hated it.

I let out a little sob. I just wanted everything to stop. Everything was going too fast and I couldn't keep up with anything or anyone. I felt like it wouldn't be long before everyone left me behind, all alone in this world.

I was just about to break down but I heard the footsteps coming from the corridor just in time.

Hastily wiping my tears away and drying my eyes, I reached for the closest book near me and tried to look like I was totally invested in it, not realizing that I was sitting at Shana's desk and the book was "Ass Eating Made Simple".

I heard the door open and someone speak and from the corner of my eye, I saw that it was a small boy with sunny yellow hair. "Hmm? Oh sorry, I didn't know that anyone was still here." Then, after giving me a thorough, he winked and leaned against the door frame. "Especially a girl so cute."

He was in my class, an electric quirk. His name was something Kaminari.

I smiled cheerfully and carelessly, looking up from the book to meet his eyes. "Oh, don't worry, it's okay."

The grin on his face suddenly vanished when he saw my face. "Everything alright?" He asked as he walked inside, looking at me with those big brown eyes of his.

I began to panic internally. Was I really that obvious? Was my face all blotched with tears, were my eyes red from crying?

I continued to hold my cheerful mask up. "Oh, no, it's nothing. I'm absolutely fine."

"You sure?"

"Uh-huh." Still smiling, I frantically hunted for a way to get the subject off me. "What are you still doing here?"

"I was on my way home but I forgot my school bag. Think I left it in here."

If it had been any other day, I would have asked him how in the everloving fuck he'd managed to forget that but all I really wanted was for him to get out so I could wallow alone in misery. "I see."

"Ah, here it is," he said, grinning triumphantly. "I'm really not as retarded as Bakugo said if I managed to find it." He turned to me, still grinning. "Right?"

I nodded, waving as he walked away. "Right. See you around!"

He gave me a kind smile as he left. "Yeah, see you."

The second the door closed, my hand and happy expression dropped. My face physically hurt from smiling.

I looked back down at the desk, tears refilling in my eyes, when I suddenly heard the sound of the door whooshing open and I jumped, whipping my head in the direction of the noise.

Kaminari was standing there, his cheeks slightly red, but his huge eyes sincere.

"Are you sure nothing's wrong?"

Just five little words.

Just one little question.

But I realized in that moment that it was those five little words, that one little question were all I'd ever really wanted.

Because I could tell from the look on his face that he wasn't asking it to be polite, to strike up conversation, to try get laid.

He just really, really wanted to know.

There was a small, soft silence in the classroom.

I suddenly got up to my feet, clenching my fists and squeezing my eyes shut tight, shaking slightly.

And then I opened my mouth and began to bawl as tears streamed down my cheeks.

I heard the frantic footsteps of Kaminari running to me. "What happened?! Did I say something wrong?!"

And when I shook my head, sniveling and sobbing, he did the unexpected.

He awkwardly but gently wrapped his arms around me, pulling me close and let me cry into his chest. He didn't say anything else, he didn't need to. His tender movements and the warmth of his body pressed against mine spoke louder than anything he could've said.

I learnt something that day.

He's different.

The boy who smiles as brightly as the sun, always wanting to be at the center of attention...

"You doing okay, Yuzu-chan?"

Is willing to see me only as myself.

"Hey, let's walk home together!"

I...

I won't tell anyone. Not Todoroki, not Shana, not anyone. I swear I won't.

"Promise me that if something's bothering or upsetting you, you'll always tell me."

Until I can fully understand my feelings towards Denki Kaminari, I won't reveal them to him.

Not to him, not to anyone.

The way he saved me by asking such a simple question will forever be my precious secret.

7. Shana Loves Kirina

~ Kirina POV ~

"I just realized what Bakuhoe reminds me of," Shana announced randomly as we walked towards the school.

"And what is that?"

"A slinky."

"The fuck?"

She grinned. "Not really good for much but brings a smile to the face when you push them down the stairs.

I wheezed. "That's actually really accurate."

She laughed back. "Isn't it just?"

"That was good kid."

"Also, I love you!" Shana giggled.

"Sorry, I love Kaminari!" I laughed, hoping it'd lighten the situation.

We laughed together in the warm sun, the warm wind blowing through our hair until Shana just realised what I had just said.

"What?" She said blankly.

Silence.

"You motherfucker, I'll kill you!" She screamed, her pigtails turning into vicious drills.

"Woah, put those away! Please calm down, Shana, that came out wrong! Forgot about that and let's do it again. Retake?"

"Fine," she huffed. She put on her cutesy smile and cutesy voice. "Also, I love you!"

"I love you too!"

"Really?!"

"No!" I laughed.

"Why?!" She screamed.

"Look, how about we lighten the mood with a...a joke! You like jokes, right?"

"Sure!" She beamed.

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?"

"I love..."

"I love who-"

"Kaminari."

"What is even so great about him?!" Shana wailed, clinging to my shirt. "What does he have that I don't?!"

"How about that good dick?"

Tears began rolling down Shana's face and she threw herself at me and buried her face into my chest, hugging me tight.

"She loves Kaminari, not me," she sobbed, tears rushing down her face, onto my school shirt. "Why, it's not fair, I tried so hard, I love you so much-"

"You're just trying to cop a feel, aren't you?"

"No, what makes you say that?" She mumbled from inside my tits.

"You perv."

Shana stepped back, wiping away her tears and looked at me in the eye.

"But I really, truly lov-"

"No!" I interrupted. "No more, okay?"

"But I need to properly tell you, that I lov-"

"Look, whatever you want to tell me, I promise to listen, after our exams today. Can it wait until then?"

"Fine," she said sadly.

"Thank God," I sighed happily.

There was a moment of peace and silence.

"I do love Kaminari though."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

8. Kirina and Shana Open Aizawa's Kinder Surprise

~ Kirina ~

"Hey, Kirina! Let's open Aizawa's kinder surprise!"

"Kinder surprise," I quoted and Shana took her cue to finish the quote.

"And it's so nice to be surprised.

"Why is there a dildo in his kinder surprise?" I asked aloud as we stared inside the chocolate egg.

"You opened my kinder surprise," Aizawa accused.

Shana beamed cheerily. "And it's so nice to be surprised-"

"You're both expelled."

***

Don't even ask me to explain what happened in the last one because I don't know myself so couldn't tell you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANIME FREAK I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE GO RESD HER STUFF ITS AMAZING