(Pls be warned, this is just a bit nsfw and it's basically a crackfic at this point lmao)

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Bakugo watches from the shadows, careful to not allow himself to be seen as his current prey closes the front door behind himself to take out the trash. The boy is smaller and shorter than him, so he's an easy target- Bakugo is just hoping he won't struggle too much when he tears into his throat.

"He's cute," Todoroki comments from where he crouches in the bush by Bakugo's feet, "Don't you think? I bet he's going to taste wonderful, too."

"You can fuck off if you think I'm sharing him with you," Bakugo snaps quietly as he goes back to observing the boy. "And quit talking like that. You're starting to sound like Himiko."

He swears he can almost hear Todoroki rolling his eyes at him. "You know I'm right. Look at him and his adorable little freckles."

"Shut the fuck up, will you?" Bakugo whispers, but he knows it's true - Todoroki is right and the boy is cute. In fact, so cute that Bakugo is tempted to not drink his blood and instead ask him on a date.

They'd been watching the human boy for two weeks now and have found that he doesn't live alone exactly, but his parents are never home, so he might as well. He's smaller than both of them and seems to trust strangers easily, so he's absolutely perfect. His name is Izuku Midoriya.

The boy - Midoriya - reenters the house and Bakugo finally takes a step forward. "We should go now, Shouto," he murmurs, picking up a decently large stone from the ground before he turns to his… friend, or whatever. "You remember the plan, don't you?"

Todoroki nods. "I do," he replies with a frown, "But you're going to have to share him with me if you want me to go through with it." At that, Bakugo growls and Todoroki huffs, crossing his arms. "Katsuki, come on now. You're literally wanting to hit me in the head with a fucking stone and use me to get inside his house because you know from what we've seen that he can't resist helping someone in trouble. I should get to have some of his blood in return for helping you."

"But he's mine," Bakugo states, giving Todoroki the worst glare he can come up with, but it doesn't faze the other vampire. "I saw him first and called dibs, so therefore he's mine!"

"You can share, Katsuki!" Todoroki argues. "After all, you're the one wanting me to help you. I should get what I want in return, and that is to taste Izuku's blood."

Bakugo thinks it over. "We'll flip a coin then. If it's heads, I don't share him, but tails, I do."

"Fine," Todoroki mumbles, reaching into his pocket for a coin to make sure the blond isn't cheating. He tosses it into the air, it flips, and he catches it in his hand, slapping it onto his arm. It's tails.

"You fucking cheated," Bakugo accuses, thrusting his finger into Todoroki's chest. Todoroki insists that he didn't, but Bakugo won't believe him. "Then we're going with rock paper scissors. I win, he's mine. You win, I'll share."

"That's what you said about the coin flip," Todoroki sighs, but holds his hands out anyway. They go once, twice and three times, Todoroki winning every time. "There, are you satisfied?"

"You used your mind reading ability to know what I was going to choose!" Bakugo insists, which may or may not be the truth as Todoroki scoffs and rolls his eyes. "I think we should go with tic-tac-toe-"

"Just agree to share!" Todoroki interrupts with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "He's probably gonna go to bed soon if you don't, and then neither of us will be eating tonight!"

With a heavy sigh and a bit of thinking, Bakugo caves. "Fine, what the fuck ever! Just stop talking and let me crack your head open!"

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Midoriya hadn't been expecting to get any visitors, especially not this late at night, so when there's pounding on his front door, he jumps a little and panics.

He carefully makes his way to the door and peeks through the frosted glass to find two blobs in the shape of boys standing on his porch. Throwing the door open, he finds it's the two cute weirdos he's been noticing creeping around outside his house every now and then, but now one of them is injured.

"I'm so sorry to bother you," the blond says as he struggles to hold his bleeding friend up, "But my friend fell and hit his head. Can you help him?"

Midoriya feels like it's a bad idea, but he invites them inside anyway. After all, they're pretty cute and Midoriya can't resist helping cute boys in need. No matter how many times he notices them lurking outside his house at odd times after dark.

"My name is Katsuki," the blonde says as he lays his friend down on the couch. "My… friend… or whatever, is Shouto. Thank you so much for deciding to help us. Your name is...?"

"Izuku," the human boy mumbles, though Bakugo already knows that. He watches the small boy rush around to get his first-aid kit before he sits down on the edge of the coffee table and examines Todoroki's forehead. He cleans up the blood, but can't find the wound. "Hm…"

Bakugo moves carefully behind Midoriya and knows that now is the best time to do it, to sink his teeth into the soft flesh of the human boy's neck and just drink, but… he's so cute, and so pure and innocent and god, Bakugo doesn't know if he can actually do this.

Midoriya sits still, unsure of what's really going on, but he feels a bit uneasy either way. These boys probably wouldn't hurt him, right? Or is he too trusting?

He decides to voice his concerns. "Your friend isn't actually hurt, is he?" he asks, his voice quiet, and as if to answer his question, the one on the couch opens his mismatched eyes to meet with emerald green ones, before they flicker behind the human to lock onto deep red ones and Todoroki hears Bakugo's conflicted thoughts.

Everything is quiet for a moment and then- "Are you two going to hurt me?"

Todoroki sits up. "It doesn't have to hurt," he says, looking back up at Bakugo, who nods in response. Todoroki reaches out and tucks green hair behind the human's ear, and Midoriya swallows. "We're just hungry, and you, Izuku, were just so trusting and so perfect."

"What are you?" Midoriya whispers with a tilt of his head before he feels a pair of lips upon his neck, and arms around his waist from behind. He shivers. "You know, besides the guys who sneak around outside my house."

"What do you think we are?" Bakugo murmurs his question against the human's skin. "Come on, nerd, you know the answer."

Todoroki rolls his eyes. "We're vampires," he answers before the human can speak, taking one of Midoriya's hands and tracing the veins in his wrist. "And we're looking to eat. I can read minds and am good at charming people, and Katsuki can persuade anyone to do whatever he wishes, no matter what they really want."

"So you're saying I don't have a choice in this?" Midoriya whines with tears in his eyes, squirming. "I didn't give either of you consent to drink my blood!"

Todoroki pauses before he says anything else. "Damn it, Katsuki," he swears, sighing as he looks into those pretty emerald eyes. "He's right. We can't just force him…"

"And why can't we?" the blonde snaps, exasperated.

Todoroki vaguely gestures to the boy in front of him. "I mean, we technically could, but look at him! I don't want to force him to do anything he doesn't want to because I don't want to be the one to make him cry."

Bakugo looks the human boy over, cringing a little when he sees the unshed tears in the corners of Midoriya's eyes. "Goddammit, I hate it when you're right."

Midoriya perks up a little. "So does that mean you're not going to hurt me?"

Todoroki shares a look with Bakugo. "Would it be okay if we just had a little sip of your blood?" he asks, biting down on his lip to make himself look a little more irresistible. Bakugo nods along in agreement.

"W- Well I dunno," Midoriya stutters, his face turning bright pink. "I want to help you because I'm sure you're hungry, and you two are really cute, but… I don't want it to hurt. I don't want to die, either."

"We can make it pleasurable," Bakugo promises, returning behind the human to kiss his neck gently. Midoriya melts into him, his face as bright red as a tomato. "If we could promise it won't hurt, would you let us?"

Entranced by Bakugo's eyes, Midoriya nods helplessly. "Okay," he answers, his heart pounding. "As long as it doesn't hurt, and as long as you promise to let me stay alive."

"We don't want to kill you," Todoroki reassures him, kissing the tips of his fingers. Midoriya shivers at the sight. "But if it helps, you have my word. We'll make it good for you."

"Izuku," Bakugo pipes up from behind him again, his voice low and sultry, "Have you ever encountered a vampire besides us, or have you ever been bitten by a vampire before?"

"I can't say that I have done either," Midoriya admits, shaking from the way the blond vampire touches his upper body and from the way the heterochromatic vampire runs his fingers over his thighs and wrists.

"We'll be gentle then," Todoroki breathes as he kisses the human's wrist and feels his pulse fluttering beneath his lips, "Since it's your first time, and all."

Midoriya shivers once again and his breath hitches. "I was going to say that," Bakugo growls, annoyed at the way Todoroki keeps trying to take over.

"You guys make it sound like you're not just wanting my blood, and I think I'm okay with that," Midoriya sighs, and Bakugo has to share a look with Todoroki, who then looks at Midoriya, and both of the vampires feel embarrassed. "You both are really good at making me want you."

"That wasn't really where we were going with this, but…" Todoroki trails off and Midoriya looks at him like he's playing a trick on him.

"Oh, come on, you guys know what you're doing, don't you...? Aren't… aren't you trying to seduce me? Because if you are, it's working. I'm super into it."

"We were gonna just take some of your blood and go," Bakugo admits, scratching the back of his head, "But if it's working then I guess we're changing our plans, Shouto. We're just going to have to fuck him, too."

Todoroki fidgets and averts his eyes. "I don't know if that's a good idea," he murmurs, embarrassed, though by reading Midoriya's and Bakugo's minds, he can tell that the two are both excited and hopeful. "I'm just... nervous."

"But you're a hot vampire!" Midoriya nearly snorts as Bakugo snickers into his neck. "How could you possibly be nervous, Shouto?"

"Why aren't you?" Todoroki questions, blinking. "You were scared that we wanted to hurt you a minute ago and now you're super horny and waiting us to fuck you while we drink your blood. What the hell is up with that? Are you alright?"

Midoriya shrugs, but he blushes. "You guys are cute and I'm lonely and can't help myself. Besides, you were the ones creeping outside of my house and then you lied to me about being hurt so that I'd invite you in, so that you could turn around and bite me. I think you both owe me."

"We actually don't owe you anything," Bakugo mumbles, his fingers curling around the boy's throat. "We're doing you a favor by not killing you because you're just too adorable to die. The rest is just all a bonus for everyone, but I gotta say I'm with you on this one. We want to drink your blood and the least we could do is fuck you if that's what you want in return."

Bakugo removes his hand and then Midoriya pouts when he looks at Todoroki. The heterochromatic boy pinches the bridge of his nose as the others stare at him. "This is all so fucked up."

"Let's settle this with rock paper scissors," Bakugo suggests, moving to sit beside Todoroki. "If I win, we fuck him. If you win, we don't."

"I'm not playing with you anymore," Todoroki argues, shaking his head and crossing his arms. "You always accuse me of cheating."

"Because you always fucking cheat!"

"Then why the hell are you trying to settle this with rock paper scissors?!"

"Because you-"

"Guys!" Midoriya shouts, a hand on each of their chests to shut them up. They stop arguing and look at him and so he flashes a pretty smile that he hopes wins them both over. "Come on, Shouto, just do it. I want this, Katsuki wants this... If you do it, I won't tell anyone about yours and Katsuki's secret. It'll be safe with me, and I'll let you drink my blood whenever you want."

"Well now you fucking have to do it," Bakugo snaps, giving Todoroki a look. The latter sighs once again before he gives in with a nod. "Finally. Let's get to it."

"Great!" Midoriya says, and then they're all standing up. They all head upstairs together, Midoriya leading them to his bedroom. He knows he's probably a little fucked up for this but he doesn't really care at this point - he's going to get to sleep with two good-looking vampires and that's all that matters.

Bakugo is the one to pin him against the door once they're inside and kiss the breath out of him. Todoroki pulls the blond vampire back too quickly for Midoriya to see and takes his place, kissing him.

Bakugo moves them until it's Todoroki against the wall instead and Midoriya holding him there. Bakugo presses against the human boy's back until he's sandwiched between both vampires, kissing one on the mouth and being kissed on the neck by the other.

Bakugo suddenly sinks his fangs into him and it stings, but not for long. He's too distracted by the way two pairs of cold hands are touching him all over and by the way Todoroki's skilled tongue teases his own.

Midoriya lets out a sigh as Bakugo takes a step back and wipes the blood away from his mouth. Before he realizes what's happening, he's on the bed with Todoroki's mouth at his neck instead and Bakugo's on his collarbone. His shirt is off and on the floor somewhere already.

Todoroki stops drinking from him when he realizes Midoriya is starting to feel lightheaded. He wipes his mouth and kisses his shoulder as Bakugo moves down to the boy's stomach, his eyelashes fluttering against Midoriya's soft skin.

Midoriya almost loses himself in it, in them, in the way their hands caress and squeeze his body and the way their lips leave cool trails on his hot skin. The vampires take turns with him, take turns drinking in the sweet sounds Midoriya makes when he's fucked by the both of them, one after the other- they don't let him catch his breath in between.

Bakugo takes him first, rougher than he means to be but Todoroki informs him that Midoriya doesn't mind. When the blond finishes, Todoroki swaps places with him and Midoriya is shaking all over again from the overstimulation.

"This is what you wanted," Bakugo reminds him with a kiss to his throat, Midoriya's head resting on his shoulder as he sits in Todoroki's lap and whines that it's all too much. "You've got it now. Go ahead and lose yourself and we'll take care of you."

He listens and fully allows himself to stop thinking and to focus on the feelings and the sensations. Todoroki inside of him, his hands on Midoriya's hips. Bakugo's mouth on his neck and shoulders, his hands moving down from his chest to touch him in all of his sensitive spots.

He doesn't remember the rest of the night.

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He wakes up in the morning and everything is a mess in his room, like a tornado hit. His hair resembles a bird's nest and his body is covered in purple and red marks.

More importantly, he's all alone. For some reason, he's dumb enough to think they would've stayed. He's dumb enough to think they would want to.

With a sad sigh, he looks around until he spots a note on his table. He picks it up, rubbing his eyes softly he can see it more clearly. What it says makes him smile a little.

'That was a lot of fun, Izuku. We hope to see you again sometime soon.

-Katsuki and Shouto.'

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sorry lmaooooo