CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO:
THE FURRY

[Dedicated to my Canadian readers]

Alex decided that he was done with this family. He had said that a lot in the past, like when Five got stuck in a wall and the fam had to get him out or when Allison kept rumoring her way around the house, sometimes she would rumor them for a glass of water!

But as they grow up, the weirdness doubled. Yes, they matured but they were still struggling with so much that sometimes Alex wanted to just pack his bags and leave. The only thing that stopped him was the only thing he had. His family.

Alex loved them so much he would do anything for them, yes that includes pranking anyone they saw fit with his ability, but sometimes he just wanted them to shut the fuck up and solve their problems like grown-ups instead of the planktons that they are.

All that leads Alex to where he is now. Walking with a ghost and a walking, talking ouija board who was his lover, looking for a monkey-man. See why he faked his death?

"You can do this Klaus. Luther needs you." Ben, the ghost we just talked about, said to his brother who was not dressed for the chilly night that it was.

Alex scoffed, "Of course he can do this. And first, Monkey-man can take care of himself for an hour or two. Second, he's an adult who lived on the moon alone for like 4 years. I'm sure he's responsible enough to go to a club alone."

"How do you know he's in a club or something?" Klaus asked as he walked beside the two.

Alex rolled his eyes, "Well, I don't know. Maybe the fact that he was talking about becoming like you and that includes drugs and alcohol. and where else to find those but a club?"

Ben whistled, "Wow you've gotten smart."

"No, you're just getting stupider."

Rest of the walk was filled with either bickering-

"I swear to god Klaus if you say it one more time-"

"Tony Stark is dead for good."

"Goddamit! come back here you pathetic scum!"

Or with Ben's wise words-

"Remind me why we're going after Luther again?"

"Cause he would have done the same for you two!"

"Yeah..."

But finally, after pointless walking and fighting, they heard giggling and that meant club. Don't ask how they just knew.

"Ah fuck it," Alex said and entered the club. He was immediately hit with such loud noise that he was sure he was gonna walk out of there deaf. Klaus had grabbed his hand so they wouldn't get separated by the crowd. Ben just walked through them.

"WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING LOAD?" Alex yelled.

"DID YOU SAY MY MOTHER IS A SEAGULL FROM HELL?" Klaus yelled back. He had his fingers in his ear like a child and Alex couldn't blame him, he was so close to doing the same.

Alex sighed, "This is gonna be a long night?"

"WHAT?"

"NOTHING. LET'S GO FIND LUTHER."

"WHAT?"

"I SAID- why do I even bother." Alex decided that the best course of action would be to just drag Klaus around until they found their target. Ben was following them around with less trouble. lucky ghosty bastard.

"holy shit..."

They found Luther alright, and what they saw just made Alex want to leave and never be seen by any form of life ever again.

Luther Hargreeves, number one, serious guy, was dancing naked with his giant furry form.

"DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS?"

"I DON'T THIS HE CARES."

Klaus walked to Luther with Alex following behind him, "LUTHER!"

Luther turned and when he saw the two he grinned and opened his arms, "Brothers!"

he jumped down from the stage and pulled Klaus into a tight hug.

"Ow!"

A girl came and started dancing with monkey-man, "huge fan of the furries."

Wow, so there was someone out there beside Allison who liked Luther? interesting.

And, W o a h, was that a drug Luther was holding?

Before he could do anything Klaus took the pill from Luther and threw it away.

"Why did you do that?!" Luther asked furiously, still dancing with the girl.

"I don't know," Klaus said but all his attention was on where he had thrown the pill.

Alex slapped Klaus, "Don't even think about it, mister."

"I wasn't gonna!"

"mhm..."

They were pulled out of their usual bickering when Ben called them. They both looked at him and followed Ben's gaze and found their trouble for the night.

A bulky guy was walking with two other guys who had bats towards where Luther was still dancing with the furry-lover girl.

"Oh shit, Luther."

"Help him, Klaus." Ben pleaded.

"What do you want me to do? jump him?"

Alex had a thoughtful face.

"Alex no," Ben said.

"Alex yes." Alex grinned and ran after the men and jumped on the guy who seemed like the boss.

"Luther!" Alex yelled as the guy trashed around trying to get Alex off him.

"Luther help!" Luther was deaf to all that was happening around him.

"Get him off me guys!" the dude yelled at his bros, and finally they managed to throw Alex off the dude.

Klaus arrived at the same time and went to check on Alex who was now lying on the floor. Klaus called his name only to get no answer.

Before he could turn around and beat those guys, something hit him in the head and the next thing Klaus knew was darkness.

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The darkness didn't last for a long time, because right after the hit, Klaus opened his eyes.

He was lying on his back with his hands at his side. From what he could feel it seemed like he was lying on some grass or something.

Klaus sat and found himself in a jungle of sort. That didn't seem right, Where was Alex?

He stood and stretched before looking around.

"Yoo-Hoo!" He yelled when he saw a little girl writing on a bicycle towards him.

"Hello," Klaus said when the girl was in front of him.

"Almost didn't see you," The girl said, "Keep on riding around here, so pale and all."

"Hmm..."

"They don't have any sun down there?" The girl questioned.

"Down there? where am I?"

"Where do you think?"

"I'm not sure. I'm agnostic, so-"

"Doesn't really matter," The girl interrupted him, "You can't stay here?"

"Why not?"

"To be blunt, I don't really like you that much. your lover on the other hand..."

"Yeah, me neither. And back off, he's mine," Klaus thought for a second-surprise I know- "But wait a minute, aren't you supposed to love all of us?"

The little girl scoffed, "Where'd you get that idea? I need you so I can pick and choose, and you don't rub me the right way."

"Wait," Klaus said softly, "So you made us? You made me?"

"Well, I made everything else, so I must've made you." the girl sassed.

Klaus laughed, so sassy. Alex would have liked her.

"Why? Do you have another idea?"

"Maybe, a couple. I don't know."

"Well, then keep them to yourself. time is flying, so hurry up. He's waiting for you." she said and stared into the distance.

"Who is?"

The girl just pointed to a direction and when Klaus looked he saw a cabin of sort.

Klaus just looked at her questionably, everyone he loved was alive and he had no idea who the fuck was waiting for him. 

The girl shrugged making Klaus sigh. He nodded at the girl and then started to run towards the cabin.

When he entered the cabin, he found out it wasn't a cabin at all.

It was a barbershop.

Klaus looked around with his back to the door. he was looking around when he heard the bell ring, meaning someone had entered. When he turned around, all he could do was gasp because fuck.

"Klaus?"

"Alex?"

Fuck.

WORDS: 1500

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