CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
THE UWU

the duo and their ghost buddy left after causing enough chaos.

Well, it was mostly Klaus and Alex while Ben tried to be reasonable and only gave them more ideas. In the end, he decided to wait like a patient parent while the children played until they dropped dead.

After Ryan —Brian? Idk— left the dinner without Dave or Robert, the Marauders left the dinner so it could recover in peace. Alex was pretty sure some of the staff and the customers now had PTSD. Just mention strawberries and they'd be on the ground crying.

After leaving the dinner, Dave and Robert went their own way. The couple had planned a nice night in and were excited about their date.

Alex and Klaus also had a date, with their problems.

Klaus decided that Alex can't just go and pretend to be dead —twice!— and then come back and have a happy ever after. No sir, Alex was in the dog house.

So Alex booked them a table in the nicest restaurant in the town and got tickets for the latest movie out. And got them cakes. And roses. And some tiny jewelries here and there. Maybe a ring too, no just kidding he got Klaus some necklaces cause he now seemed to have doubled his love for them.

No alcohol tho, Klaus was three years sober and counting.

After that night and some, Klaus finally caved in —no he didn't, it was all fake he had already forgiven Alex he just wanted attention.

So after they left their date hand in hand, they made their way to Klaus' mansion.

They didn't end the date as they wanted too, cause as soon as they got close to it, a bunch of people ran out and started chasing them.

Klaus held Alex's hand tighter and urged him to run.

"What is it? Klaus, what did I miss? What's happening? Are we in trouble? KLAUS HARGREEVES ANSWER ME-"

"Just run!"

They barely made it.

Finally, after hours of running, they made it to Allison's.

"How- how co-could they ru-n so fas-fast?" Alex said breathlessly.

"Practice," Klaus said as he leaned against the door frame and knocked.

Allison opened the door and waited for them to come in.

"Hola! Está... Allison en... case Buena?" Klaus said out of breath.

"Oh, sweet Jesus."

"We're not drunk!" Alex said as he and Klaus followed Allison inside, "just- just out of breath. For bad reasons."

"What's good reas-"

"Never mind that, the point is your our only hope obi-wan Allison, help us!" Alex showed his best puppy dog eyes at his sister.

Allison sighed, "what do you need?"

"A place to crash. For one night or two."

"Don't you have a place?" Allison asked as she thought about how rich Alex was.

"I-" he pointed at her, paused, and turned to Klaus, "I have a place!"

Klaus groaned, "No, I'm not running back to your place. As nice as that sounds, no."

Allison looked at the dorks and sighed, again, "couch is all yours. I don't want to hear any noises coming from the living room, so behave."

Alex pulled a disgusted face, "Ew, I would never deflower Klaus on a couch, I'm a gentleman."

"Shut up, we've done it on the pa-"

Allison butted in, "Shut up! I don't want to know, I even regret saying it. Gosh you two, can you be normal for like 12 seconds?"

"No."  The two replied.

Klaus walked towards the couch, "Don't go chasing waterfalls," Alex nodded, "I mean, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to, bitches."

"Very true, I double that."

Klaus made grabby hands at Alex, who went and laid down beside him on the couch and while cuddling, they both passed out from exhaustion.

Allison looked at them for a while, then she took a blanket and covered them and smiled.

Klaus and Alex slept with a smile on their faces.

The next morning, they woke up with headaches. They had ran so much, their buddies were exhausted and sore, and they were dehydrated. Hence the headache.

"How are we feeling this morning?" Ben asked from where he was laying on the kitchen floor.

Now that Alex looked, he was also on the kitchen floor, with Klaus sleeping behind him and having a protective arm around him.

There was an opened bag of chips next to him and some chocolate on the other side.

Late-night snacks!

Klaus mumbled, his voice muffled by how he had his head buried in Alex's neck, "Oh, peaches and cream. How are you?"

He tightened his hold on Alex. Who in return turned to face him and made himself smaller so he could bury his face in Klaus's chest.

"Curious, how many mental problems are you going to fix with midnight snacks?"

"This one was physical problems. My lungs are planning a riot against me and my legs are committing suicide." Alex said without any plans of moving anytime soon.

"I'm thinking of a number-"

"-is it 11?"

Klaus tiredly gasped, "how did you know?"

"Magic," Alex grinned.

"My little warlock," Klaus said affectionately and kissed the top of Alex's head.

Alex's grinned widened and he hummed, pleased.

Ben looked at them disgustingly, "you guys are adorably gross."

"We know."

Allison came downstairs, "What ghost are you talking to now? And who has eaten all my favorite chocolate?"

"Oh just another, just another old cowboy."

"Yeah, he moo's."

"That's not how cowboys work." Ben was ignored.

"Yeah they're usually pretty cute but this one is... this one is ugly and...dumb."

"No he's ugly...he's hideous. Beast!"

Ben glared at them while Allison watched amused, "Is this really necessary?"

"Mhmm," Klaus said and took a sip from a water bottle Alex had passed him.

They were not cuddled against the fridge and Ben leaning against the wall in front of them.

Allison looked at them, "Klaus if you're going to be disgustingly cute with my older brother, go somewhere else."

"She admitted !" Alex whispered in awe.

"Allison, your marriage is in trouble and your rally turned into a riot. If now's not the time to help each other out, I don't know when is."

Allison looked at them and then joined them and leaned against Alex.

"What happened?"

"Oh, where do I begin? My klaus-trophobic cult tracked me down and I had to end our amazing date,

(I DIDNT MISS MY CHANCE! I MESSED UP ONCE BUT NEVER AGAIN! IVE LEARNED MY LESSON!)

"I professed my undying devotion to this gay guy who is hella gay and currently in my arms and we have awesome gay friends who are also hella gay."

Allison looked at him like he was crazy, while Alex started purring like a kitten, "Then what's the fucking problem?"

"Nothing it's just that," Klaus laughed, "for once everything seemed to be going  great for me, so I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop."

Allison took the water bottle from Klaus, "I'm going to pretend this is alcohol so I can drown in my sorrow." She opened the cap, paused, and then closed it and tossed it away.

"Excuse me," Klaus looked like a kicked puppy.

"I've got a blender and some fruits, so if you're going to be healthy and be hydrated, I'm going to make us some juice."

Klaus looked at her with adoration, "I love you so much."

Allison laughed as she stood to go and make some good juice and maybe even a fruit salad, who knew.

Ben smiled. Finally some healthy food.

Klaus started running his hand through Alex's hair, making the sleepy boy purr louder.

"He's a kitty," Klaus nuzzled Alex, "my little magic kitty."

WORDS: 1500

IM LATE
IK IK IM SORRY!
I've been down with a fever, thankfully not corona but still a cold. Had me down for a week.

So here's a fluffy chapter for you all, cause now that both of them are here and alive, we deserve some good fluff. FLUFF!

(I'm also soft rn UwU so flufᶠ)

Big thank yous to CarmenRavenclaw , uhoh_spaghettios , mandy942, and stitchlovesvball for being overall amazing.

And a big thanks to proshsn for finally watching season 2.

FUN FACT: Klaus and Alex have never said I love you to each other. Never. I even changed a "love" to "devotion" in this chapter to avoid the L word.

We also had nostalgic moments in this chapter which made me go even more UwU.

STAY SAFE,
LOVE YOU ALL ❤️