CHAPTER FORTY-ONE:
THE ELDEST

Alex followed Blaus to the main door while yelling about how this is unfair to Klaus and he can be responsible. This was non-consensual possession, and Alex said that because he could see Klaus trying to kick Ben out of his body and Ben resisting.

"Hey, Prophet, Faithful! Where you going ?" Keechie said after he ran to catch up to them.

Blaus panicked, "Ahh, Quick vision quest, be back in a few... years. Maybe" And then started to run again.

"Wait! Wait! Who will bless the pool water?"

"You can do it Keechie! You can do everything from now on!"

Alex watched this like it was a tennis match.

"No prophet, I can't."

This sounded like a really bad school play.

"Keechie, bless the water, bless the air, bless the sex swing for all I care-"

"We had a sex swing?" Alex shouted disappointed. the things they could've done with that swing-

"-Would you just do me one favor?"

"Yes of course prophet, anything."

Alex felt like a third wheel.

"Tell jill, That rolling in the dirt was the greatest moment of my life."

Alex pointed a finger at Keechie, "No, don't."

Keechie looked between them before they started running again, and stopped them once more, "Prophet! wait! Any last words of wisdom?"

Blaus turned around, "Oh my God we're back again, Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the flavor show you how, " And then started running.

Alex looked at Blaus while running, "Backstreet's back alright!"

Blaus was fighting himself.

One moment it was Klaus, another it was Ben.

They finally got to the alley they were supposed to meet.

"We made it!"

Blaus started struggling for real and Alex stepped back and a moment later, Klaus vomited food and Ben.

Alex took a look at Klaus and then he vomited as well.

Luther and Five looked at them, "I can't believe you're here!"

"Shut up Luther! your voice makes me wanna barf again!"

"We got a minute left!" Luther said and slammed his moneky hand on top of a Garbage thing.

Klaus was still laying on the floor, "What's going on? are we going somewhere?"

"It was a simple task! A simple task!" Five angsted, "All they had to do was be here! didn't have to fight a giant sea monster, no! An army of mutants? Nein!"

"I can't believe this." Luther angsted as well.

Alex straightened himself and cleaned his mouth with a small handkerchief he kept in his suit pocket, "I'd rather fight giant sea monster than be on time, maybe they're the same?"

"It was handed to us on a silver platter!"

"Can you moan a little softer? my head is killing me." Alex went and started stroking Klaus's hair.

"Listen to me, you useless puke bag, we just blew our chance to save the world!" Five towered over Klaus.

"Hey! don't take it out on him!" Alex pointed a finger at Five who swatted the hand away angrily.

The briefcase started making noises, ready to travel in time, and Five took it and yeeted it away from them where it safely wooshed away.

Five sighed, "We were that close. That close."

Alex hugged the sitting Klaus a little tighter.

Luther rested his head against his hand that was resting on the garbage thingy which was next to a wall, "Now what?"

"Now nothing, Luther. alright? make your peace with that!"

"What? What about Allison and Vanya?"

"Screw them both, they should've been here."

"What about Diego?" Klaus said and sat up a little straighter before relaxing and leaning back against Alex, "He's a responsible young man, isn't he?"

"Something must have happened to them."

"screw Diego, Alright? Screw everybody!"

"Language!"

"Fuck you, Alex! I was better off on my own in the apocalypse."

"Five, come on," Luther said.

"You know what Luther?" Five quickly walked until he was face to face with Luther -ignore the height difference or don't mention it to Five-- with a crazy look on his face, "It's every sibling for themselves now!"

"Be my themselves?" Klaus softly whispered to Alex, who nodded and rested his chin on the top of his head, "Yeah."

Five walked away and Luther threw up his hands with a huff.

"Why does Five keep getting meaner?" Klaus pouted and looked up at Alex with big teary eyes.

Alex cooed and hugged the smol bean in his arms tighter than even before, "Fuck him."

"You guys go check up on Allison, okay? Make sure she's okay. Find the others, we'll meet back here, I'll handle Five."

"Yeah, ok."

Alex looked over his shoulder and found a barf covered Ben sitting in the barf, "Ben."

Upon hearing that name, Klaus shrugged off Alex's hold on him and stood up, "And you," he walked a little closer so he was towering over the barf man and pointed a finger at him, "You just had your possession privileges revoked!"

"I regret nothing."

"Talking about possession," Alex said and stood up, "Why the hell did you give him permission!"

"He was in love!"

"And was going to do nasty things with a girl who thought he was you and knew you were married but was still going to smash."

Klaus gasped, "adultery!" and then turned to look at Ben again, "You were going to make me cheat? Make Alex fill in the divorce papers he carries around?!"

Ben looked at Alex who took out a bunch of papers labeled 'DIVORCE' in big red font.

"He actually does that? I thought it was a joke!"

"I never joke!" Alex gasped, offended at not being taken seriously.

"Yeah, he has never joked in his life!"

Ben looked between them, "What..."

Alex threw his hands up and sighed very loudly, "Here I am, a serious man, wearing a three-piece suit, talking about serious stuff and you take me as a joke? When have I ever joked!"

"I take it back, I regret everything."

Klaus and Alex started walking towards the Chestnut residence.

"Man, the wifi here is shit!" Alex said as he tried to tweet something.

"What?" Klaus looked over his shoulder.

"See, I wanna tweet this very hot pic of my banging body but the wifi is shit."

Klaus squinted at the picture, "Did you horribly photoshopped the pic? Is that the Rock?"

"No! That's me!"

Klaus squinted once more before he looped his hand with Alex and started skipping, "Sure Jan."

Alex huffed and closed twitter and instead went to Wattpad to answer some comments.

"Is that Mr crabs with boobs?! Whose profile pic is this!! wait a min- that's me and Magnus the bartender! Where are people finding pics of me?!" And then Alex swore to find this Niki person who claimed to be nice and have a chat with them.

sometime later, the sun had set and the married couple's walk --mostly skipping around-- came to an end when they got to Allison's house and Klaus knocked. The voices inside cut off suddenly but Alex didn't care, he had a messy bisexual and a very moody el he needed to talk to. Maybe talk to the pinky pie person about their mental health too.

Raymond opened the door cautiously before opening it all the way once he saw it was Alex and Klaus.

"Hey! Ray, I'm so sorry it's late but..."

"Klaus now is not a good time," Ray said and tried to shoo them away.

"Oh, I'm sorry-"

"Is Allison home? I wanted to show her my pics," Alex said before he saw Allison standing behind Ray, "Allison!"

Alex took hold of Klaus' hand and walked inside, "Hi! we were worried about you, is that blood on you guys? do you have some jasmine tea?"

Raymond closed the door and then joined them in the living room, where one of the Malfoys laid dead without his eye.

"You guys wrestling?" Klaus asked and looked Allison up and down, trying to find injuries.

Allison silently pointed at the dead white man.

"His father will hear about this..." Alex said sadly and walked up to the corpse.

Klaus looked at them, "So are we burning or burying?"

Alex perked up, "Can we try acid?"

"No no, That'll be messy. like that scene in Breaking Bad," Klaus waved him off.

"True, okay- But it will be fun!"

The Chestnuts exchanged a look.

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Alex decided to go out for a stroll and accidentally joined a group of hippies and found himself in a pub.

So there he is, drinking and laughing and having a good time with his new friends when he sees Luther and Five talking to an old man.

"Luther!" Alex shouts and goes towards them with open arms.

"Wha- What are you doing here?" Five asked manically and looked at the old man nervously, "You're supposed to be with Klaus."

"Oh, that old man?" Alex huffed, "No I'm not talking to him until he admits aciding someone is better than everything else."

"What?" Luther whispered, looking lost.

"Never mind," Alex waved him off and then turned and looked at Old man Five, "who's your friend?"

Five sighed, "This is old me, Five, this is Alex."

Alex and old man five stared at each other.

"Hi?" Alex waved uncertainly.

Old man Five continued to stare.

Five facepalmed.

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The pic that Alex was talking about.

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