(The two stars mean there will be a lemon.)

As you guys continue to party, you and Dib are sitting on the couch, talking. Melvin is passed out on the living room floor, drunk. Zim's drunk too, but not nearly as bad. Gaz is laying with him on the recliner chair.

Gretchen and Keef are both attempting to sing karaoke, but with terrible singing. Zoe's passed out in the bathroom near the toilet. Gir is just sleeping on the floor next to the recliner chair. Gypsy on the couch.

You look at Dib and you say, "Dib... Can I show you something? I don't think you'll see me the same, again." He says, "(Y/N). Whatever the big deal is, you can tell me." You get up and you say, "Come with me." You get up and so does Dib. You say, "Can we go in your room, so nobody else sees the real me?" He says, "The real you?" You say, "Yeah."

You both head upstairs and you get into his room. You say, "Close the door." He closes the door and faces you. He says, "(Y/N). Are you... an alien?" You say, "I won't lie... but yes." You get your remote control out and you press a button.

Your human form fades and you're in your true Irken form. You look at Dib. He says, "Wow." You say, "Shocking, right?" He says, "(Y/N). Zim's an alien, too." You say, "So that is Zim! Invader Zim. I remember him back on Irk. He destroyed our planet. That's why the Tallest banished him. I was mocked for my plump lips. Irkens aren't supposed to be seen with lips. Not even females."

You look at him and you say, "Are you put off by me, Dib? Alien or not, every girl has her insecurities." He puts his hand on your face and he says, "You're beautiful.~" You blush and you smile. He smiles back. You look at one another and he suddenly says, "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And the lips... very kissable. Just know that's normal here on Earth.~" You smile.

He leans in and he says, "(Y/N)... I like you. Really like you.~" You say, "I really like you too, Dib.~" You grab his hands. He has the lustful look and you have the same look. He says, "Have you ever...?"

You shake your head for no. He says, "Me, neither. I'm sure Zim and Gaz have done it at least four times already. I don't know. I don't wanna know THAT much about my sister's sex life. Those two are all over each other."

You say, "Dib.~" He looks at you and whispers, "(Y/N).~" He kisses you and you kiss him back. You wrap your arms around him and he holds you close. You lick his lips a bit and he opens his mouth. He sticks his tongue in your mouth and you moan into the kiss.

********(Lemon Warning.)********

Dib pulls away and you grip his jacket. You get it off of him and you let it fall to the floor. He's left in his blue shirt. You say, "I've never done this. Not even with my own kind, Dib. All I know is Irken males have genitalia. Females too. We have breasts and a vagina. Males have a penis."

He says, "It's the same with humans. Wanna find out for yourself? I'm curious to seeing how females from your planet... look naked.~" He smirks. You blush and you say, "As long as you show me you as well, sweetie.~"

He gets his shirt off and you look at his chest. He has a nicely toned chest. He's perfect. You move your eyes down on his stomach. You point and you say, "What's this? I've seen those, but Irkens don't have that." He says, "Oh that? A belly button. Or the real word for it is navel. All humans have one."

You show him your stomach and you say, "Not my species. Guess that's something you and I don't share. A... belly button. Well, I have one in my human form because I knew humans had the small hole on their stomachs. But didn't know what it was."

He says, "Now you know. Do Irkens have nipples? Just wondering." You nod and you say, "That's why I wasn't surprised to see yours, Dib. We've got those, too." He looks at your chest. You realize he's looking at your boobs and you blush.

You grip your shirt and you say, "It'll take me a few seconds. I have to keep the pak on my back to... well... stay alive. All Irkens do." He says, "That's alright." You get your shirt off with success. Pak still on your back and your breasts are revealed to him.

He blushes and says, "W-wow. Those are... Wow. You're so hot.~" You blush and you say, "Something Irken females have in common with human females, babe... two breasts and nipples. Well... mine are a dark green." He says, "I think I prefer your kind, anyways. I'm going to be a paranormal investigator soon. Aliens make me excited... REALLY excited.~"

You smirk and you say, "Come on, Dib. The pants come off, too.~" He gets his pants off and is left in his boxers. You say, "I wonder. Let me see the back of you. Your ass I mean.~" You giggle. He smirks and says, "Bad girl.~"

He turns around and he pulls his boxers down a bit, revealing a firm bottom. You say, "Damn, you are handsome.~" He turns to face you. You look at him saying, "Something else we share. Wanna see?~" He says, "Get your pants and underwear off. I wanna see the whole thing.~"

You blush and you smile. You get your pants off and your underwear as well. You're left completely naked. He smirks and says, "This day and age, I wouldn't be surprised to see a hairless vagina on human females. I see Irkens never do." You say, "Irkens don't have hair, pumpkin... You must have some down there with you being human.~"

He says, "Wanna find out?" You blush and you giggle. You say, "I look forward to it.~" He looks at you and says, "Turn around for me, then face me.~" You turn around and he sees the backside of you. You happen to have the same bottom humans do. He blushes. You turn around.

He says, "Oooh man. You're anatomically correct.~" You look at his boxers. He gets them down and you blush hard. You see that his erect member is already up. You see a bit of hair around it. Black like the hair on his head. You bite your bottom lip and you say, "Though. The only difference is.... I think human males might be... bigger.~" He grins and says, "I love hearing that. You have no fucking idea.~"

You reach your hand to it, but you stop and look at him. He nods and says, "Go ahead. Grab it.~" You blush and you grab his cock. He blushes hard and he licks his lips a bit. You say, "Wow. It's... so hard.~" He grins and has half lidded eyes. He whispers, "Ooh yeah. Best night of my life.~" You say, "Mine too, Dib... I wonder.~"

You kneel down and he's about to lose it. Suddenly out of instinct, you lean in and you start sucking him off. He gasps and he lets out a moan. He says, "Oh... ooh fuck. Yes.~~" He pants a bit and he says, "Ooh, that feels amazing. D-don't stop.~~" He gasps a bit and he moans. You loved hearing him enjoy himself and you move faster, making him moan like crazy.

He stops you after about three minutes and then he gets you up. He says, "Get on the bed.~" You walk to his bed and you get on it. He comes over and he gets on the bed with you. You have the lustful look on your face and you lay down.

Your head is propped on his pillows since you mostly sleep on your sides if your pak is not taken off properly with machines you have. The only time you can have the pak off. But now would not be safe.

He moves in and he moves your legs apart. You look up at him and you say, "Dib. You're really big. Go easy on me. Please?~" He says, "I will. Promise. Trust me, babe... it's my first time too. With anyone. Human or not. But you're so beautiful.~" You smile and you say, "My darling.~" He leans down to kiss you and you kiss him back.

He leans down to kiss your neck and he moves in. He suddenly pushes in and you gasp. You wrap your arms around him and he groans a bit. You kind of dig your fingers into his back, making him wince a bit.

You say, "I-it's so big. It hurts.~" Tears form in your eyes. He whispers, "It won't for long. Don't worry.~" He kisses you on the neck. He whispers, "God, you're so tight. Mmm.~~" The pain dies down and you feel pleasure.

You tell him that you're ready for him to move and he does. He sits up and he starts to thrust himself inside of you over and over again, making you moan like crazy. You say, "Oh yeah. That... that feels amazing. Dib. Keep going.~~"

He moans and he whispers, "You're so cute. I could keep you, forever. You're MY little alien whore.~~" His words turn you on and you let out a moan saying, "Y-yes. I am yours, Dib. I am fucking yours!~~" He kiss you and you kiss him back.

This goes on for about thirteen minutes, then you're both done. You're laying on the bed, facing each other. You sigh and you smile. He smiles back at you. You say, "That was the greatest thing I've ever experienced in my life.~"

He says, "Mine too. Anytime you come and see me, (Y/N)... be in your real form. You can be in your real form around Gaz, too. She knows about Zim. She did the whole time like I did." You say, "I never wanna be with anyone else but you, Dib. You amaze me." He says, "You're so pretty.~" You smile.

You both lean in to kiss, then you pull away. He says, "Hey. I happen to have a spaceship. One that belonged to a female Irken. N-not like that. You're the first female I've been with. Period." You say, "I didn't think it was another lover. Who's ship?"

He says, "Well, it sort of fell from space and into my backyard. I kept it. It's still in the garage. Tak's ship." You gasp and you say, "Tak?!" He says, "Yeah. You know her?" You say, "Yes. She and I were really good friends. Haven't seen her for a while, though. We would be blowing up moons and stuff and just hanging out. She was the only Irken soldier who didn't mock me for my plump lips. You know, for being Irken."

He looks at you and he says, "I want you at my house as much as possible. If you'd like. You can meet my dad. Just you know... in your human form. He still doesn't believe me about Zim being an alien... but I guess it doesn't matter, anymore. Since he found out his mission was all a lie, he's changed. Like he's one of us."

You say, "I've been on this Earth longer than he has. I know what it's like. I had to hide myself away due to being taunted and mocked." He sighs and says, "You and I are no different, are we?" You say, "No. I guess not." He looks at you and he says, "(Y/N)... I love you.~" You say, "I love you too, Dib.~" You kiss one more time, then you fall asleep.

(Fin.)