Hi, I'm TimberWoolf. I have many assorted titles accrued, the most prominent of them being:

The Great TimberWoolf in the Sky, Lover of Arachnids and Reptiles, and Self-Proclaimed Number One Fanboy of @TheDrunkenChipmunk.

Offline, my life consists of playing games (very badly), reading books (very goodly) and doing accounting (lol, I'm not even qualified, I don't know WHY they let me). I'm a very excitable, energetic person when the mood strikes, but mostly I'm a recluse. Society gets so tiring after a while (ten minutes, and I'm OUT).

Online, I... er... I write stupid books, stalk my favourites, and have fun with the friends I've made here, and maybe we learn something in the process. Occasionally I run a contest, or write a poem, or work on developing games, or watch cat videos, or, just generally, try to emulate human behaviour.

Random TimberWoolf Facts:

I'm a super math freak. I love math so hard. You could probably integrate your way into my heart.

I'm an actor, but I'd never tell you where to find me. It's so embarrassing. I have regerts.

I have an IQ of 3 and an EQ of π.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I prefer vegetarian meals.

My favourite colour is red.

I'm a court jester that likes to wear the King's crown. I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

I can fluently speak, like, maybe three (that's stretching it) languages, and I can somewhat coherently communicate in a bunch more (except that time I tried to compliment my friend in Russian - 'metallicheskaya kartoshka' (metal potato) and 'moy talantlivaya krasavitsa' (my talented beauty) were indistinct in my brain).

I'm not certain what else to tell you about. I feel that perhaps if you don't have a sense of what I'm like or who I am by now, nothing can be done. I'm not good at communicating.

I guess that's it.

Goodbye, and see you again, my metal potatoes!