I wrote this in school a sthe end of the year writing thingy and changed the names back from the bootleg version of the characters names from bnha I used

(I obviously didn't write the curses in but this is what it would've looked like if I did)
It was a normal day for izuku-
"TOGA YOU LITTLE BRAT, GET BACK HERE!"
Well.. as normal as you could get with his 'family'
"Woah dabi" Todoroki said grabbing his black hood and pulling him back
"What'd toga Do now?" Kurogiri asked using their warp gate to teleport her to the living room
"She fucking ate MY Doritos!" Dabi huffed crossing his arms
Toga just rolled her eyes and stuck out her Tongue before booking it down the hallway nearly crashing into a just woken izuku and shigaraki
"Oh did you catch her Doritos again?" Izuku said with a smug grin
"Yeah I did! That bitch.." he grumbled
"Don't be to mad, did she drink your Mountain Dew? Oh wait," he paused "that was me" just as izuku said that Dabis eyes snapped up from the ground watching with steam coming out of his ears as izuku rAN down the hall where toga ran only to have dabi run after him yelling creative profanity's as Todoroki and shigaraki die of laughter in the background
"IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU GREAN BEAN!" The ravenette yelled

"Mercy please! I-.. wait a sec" izuku said stopping
"I have a quirk duh oh my god I'm an idiot!"
Suddenly dabi stopped behind him also remembering Izukus quirk before spinning around and running back up the hallway
Just as he was about to run to mamagiri for help he felt his body freeze under the effect of Izukus quirk
"Ah yes telekinesis and blood control two powerful quirks I can use to torture you" izuku said with an evil smile before reaching into a bag
"No please don't do it!" Dabi yelled dramatically
"Yes mwahahaha!" Izuku pulled out a bag of Doritos and a full 1L of Mountain Dew. He ripped open the bag and dabi watched in horror as he ate the whole thing
"No not the dew!" He said attempting to break out of the quirk and reach for it
"Ah yes" izuku said uncapping the bottle
When he finished the bottle he released dabi from his quirk
Everyone watched him drop to his knees and 'cry' into his hands
"They were to young! To tasty!" He said clutching the empty bag and bottle
Giri sighed as toga izuku shigaraki and Todoroki started laughing at the dramatic boy in front of them
Dabi suddenly got up and took a bow as everyone clapped
"Oh my god I have to live with this" giri groaned in fake annoyance
"You know you love us~" Todoroki said with a smile
Giri sighed more before nodding "Yeah I guess I do" they said trying not to smile

End~