THESE ARE ALL REAL DARES I WAS DARED TO DO :'/ OH THE TRAUMA I HAVE SUFFERED

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Lick the table, lick your friend.

Lick the teacher's rear end.

Truth or dare is really great

Until you're dared to masturbate.

I think I'll go with truth this time.

Don't want to lick some dude's behind.

Who do you like? Who would you fuck?

Awkward questions, just my luck.

I'm the questioner! The power is mine!

Now I'll make someone else want to die!

But, oh dear god. What do I ask?

Who knew questioning was such a task?

I'll just come up with something crappy,

Fuck your mummy or your pappy?

Why do we even play this game?

It only ever ends in shame.

Truth or dare is really fun

Until you're dared to do your mum.

It's a high pressure game, always at full throttle,

Maybe next time we'll just play spin the bottle.