Hotel de mierda. Literal translation: hotel of shit

ps. I AM IN SPAIN SO I WROTE A SONG

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Jump in,
Jump in,
Come on,
Let's swim!

I like my dress, I hate my shape,
I hate the look that's on your face.
Shut up and let me be a freak,
I don't wanna swim, I just wanna sleep.

Life preservers, Crayola kids,
Women like jelly with stomachs like pigs,
Men the colour of sausages,
You won't catch me dead looking like that shit.

Suncream inoculation,
Sunhat vaccination,
"I'll play with you later, son,"
"I won't wake you up, mom."

Jump in,
Jump in,
Come on,
Let's swim!

I like my dress, I hate my shape,
I hate the look that's on your face.
Shut up and let me be a freak,
I don't wanna swim, I just wanna sleep.