Title: One Way to Get A-Head

Requested by SimpYshrimpy Writes

Reader Info

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Your Name

E/c - Eye Color

H/c - Hair Color

F/c - Favorite Color

Mod: Vs. Sonic.exe Mod

A/n: When Y/n L/n got herself trapped inside the world of Sonic.exe, she tries to find a way back home, until the infamous Sonic.exe tries to scare her to death for his own amusement, but only to find her not so scared at all by the evil and corrupted version of Sonic the hedgehog. This has only made Sonic.exe really ticked off and tries to slice her head off, but for some strange reason is that she didn't even die even after her head got decapitated, which made the blue hedgehog both shocked and confused at the same time. Maybe this kind of encounter between Y/n L/n and Sonic.exe is just as about as strange as the game itself.

A/n #2: By the meaning of "Undying", it means that the reader is somewhat immortal and will not face certain death in any way possible, whether it be like getting caught in a explosion, drowning in the ocean or got shot in the head. So when the reader gets their head or any of their body parts chopped off, they will still be alive and they will grow back in mere seconds. Much like Deadpool that can not be killed in battle by his enemies, even when being decapitated.

Location: Sonic.exe's World

Date: ??/??/????

Time: ??:?? ??

No POV

Somewhere in the corrupted world of the infamous Sonic.exe aka one of the most evil and powerful Sonic the Hedgehog counterparts in the multiverse, there is a young teenage girl by the name of Y/n L/n that had absolutely no idea of how she ended up inside the game that she was about to play on her laptop until she fell asleep in the middle of the night after she had to do some schoolwork that she had to catch up to raise her grades.

You would think that she would possibly freaked out that she got stuck inside the game, but she doesn't seemed to be terrified of her surroundings, despite everything around her is filled with many terrors that the evil, bloodthirsty blue hedgehog was responsible for the deaths of his friends, Tails and Knuckles and his arch-enemy, Dr. Robotnik as well as bringing the destruction to his own dimension with his own god-like powers that can kill anyone in his path.

Speaking of which, while Y/n is walking by the green hills zone (The same level that Tails is in), not even horrified or disgusted by the many dead bodies of the cute animals and Tails' severed head on a pole, Sonic.exe had spotted her when she entered his own territory by playing his own game to lure in new victims play with like a classic game of cat and mouse. So the evil blue hedgehog decided to have some fun with the new girl for his own amusement until he decides to kill her when he eventually gets bored with her.

Y/n: Huh? I never thought this place would be a disaster like the game I've been hearing so much about. I wonder how did this all happen in the first place? I don't even know how I got in here when I finished all of my homework for school, but I guess I better find a way out of here before tomorrow morning. Maybe if I get to the end of the game like in those classic Sonic the hedgehog games that I play on my game console, I might be able to get back home. I wonder when this so-called, Sonic.exe is going to show up.

Then suddenly, a large loomed over her and Y/n slowly turned around to see Sonic.exe with the same blue colored fur, white gloves and red running shoes, but the only difference between him and the original Sonic is his eyes that are pitch black with a glowing red pupil and blood leaking out of his eye sockets.

Y/n: Oh, there you are? Are you Sonic.exe that everyone was talking about that caused all of this destruction to this world?

Sonic.exe: That depends. Are you scared of my own ghastly appearance.

Y/n: Not really. I don't see why I find your own appearance that scary.

Sonic.exe: You'll see. Even now the terror is welling up inside you.

Y/n: I'm not scared.

Sonic.exe: Denial is to be expect in the face of pure evil.

*Insert Jumpscare Sound Here*

Y/n: I don't think so.

Sonic.exe: .....DOUBT!! Another unmistakable sign of the hee-bee jeebez!!! NO! You. Are. Doomed!!

Y/n: It depends on how doomed I might be at any moment.

Sonic.exe: How about....LIKE THIS!!!

*CHOP!*

Without warning, Sonic.exe just chopped Y/n's head off with an fire axe that he had behind his back. Then he started laughing evilly after he chopped her own head right off her own shoulders, but suddenly he stopped laughing to see Y/n still standing after he chop her head off and after a few seconds her own head instantly grew back with her H/c hair and E/c eyes not having a single scratch on her face or even showing signs of emotions.

Y/n: Did you just chop my head off with a fireaxe?

Sonic.exe then suddenly felt both shocked and confused at the same time after her head just grow back instantly without reacting to what just happened.

Sonic.exe: What the hell?! How are you still alive after I cut you head off?! You should be dead right now!!

Y/n: I wish I could, but I can't because I have some sort of strange power I was born with. Don't even know why I was born with a strange power that made me completely deathless no matter how many times someone tried to shoot me, cut with a knife or even drown me in the ocean. That's just it...I can't die.

Sonic.exe: You can't die?! You can't die!?! That's impossible!! You should be scared out your pants right now! I am the God of this world and I will not rest until I kill anyone that dares to challenge me at my own game!! You may have survived that blow I gave you, but every mortal has its own weakness!

Y/n: Oh? You wanna play a game huh? Ok. I'll play a game with you!

*Pokes Sonic.exe in the stomach*

Y/n: Tag you're it!! Come and catch if you can, slowpoke!! *Laughs*

Sonic.exe: AAAUUUGGHHH!!! COME BACK HERE, DAMN IT!!! YOU AND I AREN'T DONE YET YA LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Then with Sonic.exe running over to Y/n in full speed with a very angry look on his face, the two of them began their little game of tag in the Green Hill Zones to see who will emerge victorious when they get to the end of the level. If there is even an end at this level. Tails didn't even stand a chance against Sonic.exe when he ran as fast as he could before he met his demise when he got his own head cut off and placed on a wooden pole in the grass.

*Song Plays - Too Slow - Vs. Sonic.exe Mod*

Timeskip - 3 Hours Later

After 3 hours of running around in Sonic.exe's world and he still haven't caught her yet and every time he tried to slash her with the fire axe in his hands, the body parts keep growing back every 3 seconds. He only managed to cut off her head and her arms. He tried to cut off her legs to stop her from running, but she always jump out of the way when he tries to cut off her legs.

Then Sonic.exe started to get bored of her and just slow down and threw the ax away, meaning that he's giving up on catching Y/n after spending over 3 hours of running after her to kill her. He just can't seem to take her out no matter how many times he tried to kill her and how many time her body parts kept regenerating every time Sonic.exe cut it off with his axe.

Sonic.exe: ALRIGHT!!! I GIVE UP!!! YOU WIN AND BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME!!! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO KILL YOU AT ALL!!! YOU ARE TRULY AN WORTHY OPPONENT THAT I CAN NOT DEFEAT!!! I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL!!!

Then without him knowing that he felt a tap on his shoulder, which he quickly turned to see Y/n behind him holding a couple of chili dogs in her hands as she is showing it as a sort of peace offering to the evil blue hedgehog.

Y/n: It looks like I won. Here have a chili dog. I just got it from a hot dog cart in another dimension. Don't know how I got there to buy some chili dogs or how I got the money to buy them, but I managed to get us a couple of delicious chili dogs for the both of us. Sorry about getting on your nerves, Sonic.exe, I just want to feel the thrill of the chase by a evil version of Sonic the hedgehog like you.

That somehow got Sonic.exe's attention when Y/n said something about feeling the thrill of the chase after she have given him quite the exercise from the chase he have given her as well as trying to slash at her with the axe, but hearing her saying that she did this to have the amazing feeling of thrills has really peaked his interest in her.

Y/n: Hey. Don't feel bad. You did a fine job of keeping on your toes while you were chasing me down here. I always like having so many adventures with such thrilling actions, even though I still don't how I ended up here, but I'm pretty sure that I'm trapped in this world forever and since I can't die by your own attacks maybe we can work together as a team, you know, just in case some other powerful deity like you had the guts to steal the spotlight from you and someone like me that can't die has to do something to take down those creepypasta wannabes.

Sonic.exe began to think about what Y/n explain to him while eating the chili dog that she got for him from another dimension, saying that whenever someone that is just as powerful as himself, Y/n will have no trouble either distracting the enemy, making a fool of them, or even delivering the final blow to them whenever they are unable to battle from exhaustion. So maybe he can actually use a powerful ally like her to be with.

I mean, how he could not kill someone beautiful like her with her silky H/c and colorful E/c while wearing her own favorite F/c hoodie jacket to have as his own protégé in his own game. After all, he did kill his own friends and enemies in cold blood, but seeing Y/n that came into his own domain who can't possibly die in any possible way makes it have More Ways to Get A-Head in their very own adventure together as partners in crime.

Sonic.exe: Hey, Y/n?

Y/n: Yeah? *Chomps on her Chili Dog*

Sonic.exe: Since you're stuck here with me forever, do you wanna go on a amazing adventure together? I know a few friends of mine at Slenderman's own private mansion that can really give you a thrill of a lifetime!

Y/n: Really? Well, what are we waiting for then? Let's go on an thrilling adventure of a lifetime together!!

With that, she already got up and ran as fast as she could for a new thrilling adventure with her friend and partner, Sonic.exe. Then suddenly, she ran back over to Sonic.exe with a really confused Saitama expression on her face.

Y/n: Uhhh...Do you even know how to get to this mansion you were talking about? I literally don't know where I'm going in this world and I think I'm just going in circles.

Sonic.exe *Thinking*: Oh brother. This is going to take a long time to be used to her confusing and sense of humor, but nothing in this universe will slows me down because.....

I AM GOD!!!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAA!!!!

Y/n: What are you laughing about? Is it a funny joke? I wanna hear a funny joke!

Sonic.exe: T_T *Sigh* Well, live and learn as they say or it's probably the endless amounts of corny jokes and dead memes that will haunted us for the rest of our lives.

Y/n: *Saitama Face* Ok.

THE END