Here I am
Spatula in hand
Repertoire consisting
Of only eggs and ham
Eggs and ham
--Shhhhhh
Flip these words
In the saucepan
The aroma is grand
The aroma is grand
Taste my intentions
In the gingerbread man
Crunch! These thoughts--
Like crumbs!
On the palm of your hand

Steal my food
It'll do you no good
A few claps
For what you took
But that's all
Since the truth
Is it's not something
You can cook

For the recipe
Is ever changing
While you're stuck,
In the same thing
Yet it's
Deeper as it goes
Broader as it flows
Harder to control
How to paint it

So here I am
Spatula in hand
Knowing nobody could ever!
Cook like i can
Even if all I cook
Is eggs and ham
Eggs and ham
Eggs
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