"Taste like shit, this drink is," muttered the little green midget known as Yoda, a vagrant from another plane of existance. He contemplates the string of events that led him to this strange world.

No matter the amount of alchohol he drunk, nor how shitty said drink is, the drunken green midget could only strive to wallow in dispair, attempts to forget being all but a lost cause.

Despite having centuries of experience in the ways of the force, such wisdom was of little help when Jedi Master Yoda was caught in his own private chambers in the Jedi Temple. Instincts, trapped by literally hundreds of years, broke away Yoda's spirit bit by bit... until eventually, he too succumbed to a fate most teenagers would often go through.

===flashbacc===

"Aww yeah, harder~" The dark room hid the perverted smile of one of the Jedi Order's most well renowned Masters as he sits infront of a digital screen. Acts of unspeakable nature were being depicted on the device as Yoda happily beats his meat without restraint, showing who he truly was within, a horny bastard.

Suddenly the door to his chambers opens flooding the room with light as a voice calls out to him. "Master Yoda..... Aaaaahhhhhhhh! What in the Force are you doing?!?!" Came the startled voice of Anakin Skywalker.

Yoda immediately stops his self deprived actions with his girlfrie-.... correction, left hand.

"Y-young Skywalker, business you have with me, I assume?" Yoda calmly begins, even as he remains uncloth, revealing horrors that were too M-rated 21 to be depicted here.

The weight of Yoda's actions were immense, to lose ones self to lust was a grave sin to the Jedi Order. It resulted in banishment and dishonor.

After killing many Jedis and Temple Guards in his path to escape them once it was clear he would lose his honor and lightsaber, Yoda finally makes it to the entrance of the Jedi Temple.

The blood of his former students stains his cheeks as he mourns the loss of those he had killed. He was now a villian, and thus is now no longer a follower of the Jedi ways.

He continues on, slaughtering everything in his path, including the Donut stand of a random arse who didn't bother to bath in several days. The rampage continues until Yoda met his match on the outskirts of a Spaceport.

CT-1337 was a clone trooper of the Grand Army of the Republic, calling himself Elite, and for good reason.

The clone trooper Sergeant was strolling along the spaceport on guard duty when the perimeter alarm went off. His baffled cloney eyes watched as a green little being intruded upon the spaceport, a menacing grin plasted on its face. Armed with a green light saber, Elite immediately realized the murderous intent in the Former Jedi and thus readied the shot.

Armed with his clone trooper skills, Elite takes the shot while being watched by his fellow clone brothers yelling out their typical cloney comments.

"Right on!"

"Give it to'em!"

"Take it down, take it down!"

Elite fired off the blaster bolt, carrying the individual hopes and aspirations of his fellow clone brothers... which is to say absolutely none. But it did pack a lethal punch if nothing else lol.

Yoda's plot armor was immense, but alas, it was no match for the trickshot that was fired by Elite. Yoda was hit in the head, passing clean through the lightsaber because the plot basically demanded it. And thus, came the end to the rampage.

Elite was later promoted to Marshall Commander and married Padme and had four babies with her, so Skywalker commited suicide.

Yoda's journey here in the star wars universe has ended, but begins again in another.

===flashback end===

The former Jedi waddles over to the tavern's exit on his pathetic stumpy legs, alchohol rendering his silly Jedi powers innert. He pushes the doors open, to reveal a classic fantasy world complete with absurd beastfolk, hot smokin elves and more.

Unfortunately for Yoda, he was transported into the world of Goblin Slayer.

"Ah... Goblin Slayer-san." Yoda hears a girl's voice, and he looks to the source of it.

The young priest, attempted to get the attention of the man beside her with those little girly arms.

"Hmmp." The armored man grunts.

"Goblin," the girl points to Yoda, getting the armored man to spare a glance at the green midget.

"Cyka." Is all the armored man said as he unsheaths his sword.

After he kills Yoda, he proceeds to change into his addidas tracksuit and went to meet up with his fellow gopniks to party with hardbass.

Of course the helmet stays on....

===The end===