In which Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way fights an anime girl, Shiba Miyuki. ( or is it?????)

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My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, an for sum fucking reason I was transported to an arina. I wor a black top wif satanic pentagram symbols, and a spiked skirt with skuls for my clothing.

But becauze I was at home when I teleported I didn't haev my combat boots so boo... hoo... And in case you uncultured smobs didn't realize it yet, I'm a gothic person. Duhh!

I was dipressed, so I slitted my wrists with a pocket knife and later dranked the blood.

Later I found out that to return Hogwarts, I must defeat a girl by the name of Shiba Miyuki... it was such a normie japanese name that it almost made me cry blood.

I walked gothically to the arena after I applied white foundation to my face and some black gothic eyeliner for my eyes. I also made sure to add some on my lips too because I'm goth n I hate pink.

Suddenly, I saw the japanese girl. She loked stupid with her blue normie eyes, and long normie hair.

"Presenting, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way," The raspy voice of the commenter said rasprily.

"Versus Shiba Miyuki,"

The asian normie stared back at me silently. I scrowled suicidily an took out my black flying broomstick with metal chains and spikes.

She tok out sumthing and suddenly I felt very cold. But because I dranked blood and am a half vampire it did not effact me. She shot more magical magic at me, but I dodged it because my broomstick was fast.

I sweeped in on Shiba Miyuki and poured my gothic make up on her. Saddly, I also accidently dropped my bottle of human blood. It made me thick of slitting my wrists again because I now flet sad.

If I was thirsty I will have to drink water and I hate water. I cried normal tears thinking of that, then I cried blood too because I'm goth.

I whipped the tears away and jumped off my broomstick, landing on Miyuki and pulling on her hare.

Then I knockwed away the silly gun thingy she had and laid on top of her. ( nothing sinseual here, Miyuki is not Goth so it doesnt count! Plus Draco is hotter... Duh!! )

"The winner is Enoby!" The commenter said, also rasprily. Then I looked up, seeing a beardrd man flying on a broomstick. He had long white hair and long white beard. He wore and old wizardy robe an flew towards me with a nowing smirk.

I widen my blood red eyes and gasped. "Dumblydor?!" I say very calmly, my vamprire teeth showing.

"Enbony," Dumbledoor, said raspily. "It is I who sent you here."

"What the fuck?" I say, not so calmly. I get off Miyuki, dusting the dust off my spiked skirt.

Miyuki gets up and watches me watch Dumbledor watch me.

"Draco and Harry wanted to hav sexy time, so they asked me to distarct you," Dunbledore said. He shotted a magic spell and the arena disappesred, even that stupid little miss prefect disappeared to.

I was back in my room in Howgarts with Dumblidor starring at me thru the window on his broomstick. "They must be doen now, faierwell Eboby," he said as he flued away on his bromstick.

"Ahhhsjcioskwmdlfocow!!!1!!111" I scremed gothically and agnrily.

I went to the fridge and picked up another bottle and drank more human blood. Then I slit my wrists calmly and cried sexily, listening to My Chemical Romance and thinking about suicical stuffs.

After that I whent back to my bed, which wuz a coffin and fel apsleep lol. (Ebony was tired kay...)

I woke up later, seeing Voldimort appear through my window.

"Eeeeebooonyyyyy," he says. "Draaaacooo and Haaaarrry betrayed you...."

Voldenort handed me a cute AK-47, painted black with red skulls. "Taaaaake reeeveeeeenge~" he whispered.

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The end of... part 1?

Dediced to the fanfic 'My Immortal'. The best fic everrr~ 😀😄💖💖💖😽