Numero Uno - While swearing is okay (for Pete's sake we're dealing with a lot of teenagers, it's kind of expected), do be sure to censor it so the book doesn't get flagged. Also, no hanky-panky. Take it to PMs. Got it? Good.

Numero Dos - There is no limit on the number of roles you can play. Just be sure to keep track of them all. I sure as heck won't.

Numero Tres - Be detailed. Three sentences minimum. 3 strikes and you're outta here. Everybody okay with that? Great!

Numero Quatro - Give a bit of variety to your characters. Please. I do not want to see nothing but white, straight people. We get enough of that on TV and in movies.

Numero Cinco - If you have a question, just ask! I'm really not that scary. And if you have any issues, feel free to PM me. I'm usually around.

Numero Seis - The password is Chomsky. That is all.