Okay, yes I know Santa isn't a Les Mis character, but I thought it would be fun to do since it's almost Christmas....Merry Christmas everybody (or Happy Holidays) and a Happy New Year!!!!

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PonineThenardier: Hello everybody! PonineThenardier here!

Me: Me is here as well!

PonineThenardier: and we're here to interview a very important guest!

Me: Here's the big guy in red himself!

PonineThenardier: Me, that's rude!

Me: What?

PonineThenardier: we don't call people "big"

Me: Who are you? my mother?

PonineThenardier: -_- just don't call people that!

Me: I call Javert that!

PonineThenardier: and how did he react?

Me: he jumped off of a bridge

PonineThenardier: see! You shouldn't say things like that!

Me: he was going to jump off of the bridge anyways!

PonineThenardier: ME! >:/

Me: fine, fine!! geez....

PonineThenardier: anyways...here's SANTA!!!

Santa: Ho Ho Ho!!!

Me: okay first question: how can we get on your good list? Spill the details Santa!

PonineThenardier: Me!

Me: What?

PonineThenardier: don't ask that!

Me: I want to know! I realized I haven't been the "nicest" this year....

PonineThenardier: oh, you think?

Santa: ho ho ho, the way you get on Santa's good list is to be kind to the world!

Me: ....is that it?

Santa: yes

Me: I can't pay you?

Santa: no

Me: I can't bribe you?

Santa: no

Me: come on! I can't be nice to the world! I have to be mean to Marius at least once a day or he thinks I abandoned him!

Santa: you can start by complimenting people!

Me: fine, MARIUS!!!

Marius: *enters* Is it time for my daily insult already? Yay! you haven't abandoned me! :D

Santa: you weren't kidding?

PonineThenardier: she never is

Me: Marius, you are NOT dumber than a rock like I've said before...you are about the same intelligence as it

Marius: what is in-tell-i-gence? *tilts head to the side*

Me: I give up!!! being nice is too hard!!!

PonineThenardier: well he isn't the easiest to compliment

Me: I'm trying a different tactic *takes out cookie* Santa, follow the cookie!

PonineThenardier: You really don't think that it will work do you?

Santa: *eyes follow cookie and mouth waters* cookie!!!!!

PonineThenardier: *rolls eyes*

Me: well folks, tune in next time for whoever we choose to interview!