Yoohoo! It's me! Sin! Well, I'm sure you know that already but, for those of you who don't, I'm... I'm me. You're not interested in that are you? You want to know who's next in my chair! Me too! Let's see, shall we?

Hey there. What's your name?

Kevina Oyatedor

Hi Kevina. Where are you from?

I was born in Nigeria, raised in the USA. The state of Maryland.

Cool. Like the cookie. I'm sure they're famout for other things too, but coookkkiiiieeessssss! Do you like living there? If not, where would your favourite place to live be? Is yes, where would you least like to live?

I do like living here. It's quiet and most people are nice. I live near the Riverdale Mansion but haven't been inside yet. I would love to live in Canada or England.

England is nice, but I feel the same as you about Maryland. Most people are nice. But we don't have such good cookkiiieeeesssssss. As you're a writer, is this your 'day job'?

I would say so. I wish I got paid for it lol but I love writing and creating stories. I'm a student as well, take classes online.

Maybe one day you will be paid for it. You never know. Dream that dream, girl! Tell me about your latest project.

My current novel 'Hands All Over' is my nano project and Wattpad Block Party project! It's a new adult office romance, flirting, touching, clumsiness. I'm also finishing up two novellas, 'Temporary Insanity' and 'My Junk' this month. My hand will be so cramped but I have my wrist brace handy.

Ooohhh. Sounds racy! We have some flirting here in the asylum and there's plenty of clumsiness, but that's down to the drugs. How do you feel about bacon? A crazy person once said it was the food of the gods. OK, I admit that person was myself...

I fricking love bacon! If I could put bacon on everything, I would. I heard about bacon flavored ice cream hmm...

No way! Is that like the best thing EVER? I'm so going to have to look that up! People think I'm obsessed, but I didn't come up with that one! What is your favourite film?

I have to pick just one? There's so many that I love to watch!

Singing in the Rain

Grease

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

The Marvel Franchise

Cruel Intentions

Titanic

The Wolf of Wall Street

Pursuit of Happyness

The Devil Wears Prada

Watchmen.

I have to stop now because I would go on...

https://youtu.be/ONQ3Zgy195Y

I love the Watchmen film. It has some flaws but it's so different. And The Wolf is way better than I expected. Not the boring office based stocks film I thought! Have you always wanted to be a writer, or is it something you found yourself doing one day?

Yes and no. It changed a lot. When I was younger I actually wanted to be a scientist but then I realized there was math involved. I like but we are not the best of friends, more like acquaintances. I even thought about being a chef, a director and screenwriter. Reading has always been a favorite pastime for me, being lost in tons of books and imagining I'm the protagonists. The authors had such a poetic way with words. My first attempt at writing was in third grade writing my own version of 'The Babysitter's Club'.

A scientist? I wanted to be an archaeologist. I learned all about carbon dating (the only sort of dating I was any good at) and stuff like that. Not much call for archaeology in Grimsby, though. All the fossils are in old folk's homes... Do you have so many ideas they dribble out of your nose if you don't get them down, or do you have to hunt around the floor and the back of your sofa to find where your Muse is hiding?

I did like to play behind my sofa and scare my family members.

It dribbles out my nose and ears, I need to write it down so I won't forget when I think it is the best idea ever!

Scaring family members is definitely an honourable pastime. It should be a national sport or something. If you were in an asylum, what would your particular delusion or psychosis be?

Too many characters playing in my head and I have to direct them or play the part.

That sounds like half the people here so you'd be in good company! What genre(s) do you write?

Teen fiction, chicklit, humor, drama, fantasy

You don't like to stick to one then! What genres(s) do you read?

Romance, chicklit, horror, fantasy, humor. Anything that piques my interest.

You don't like to... Oh, I already said that... If these are the same, what attracts you to them? If they're different, why do you think that is?

They are the same. If the plot is intriguing, I want to know more about the novel and the author.

Fair point. Bacon – just cooked or crispy?

Crispy!!!!

Good answer. You're entering your work into the Wattys for 2016. Watt story (do you see what I did there?) are you entering? Tell us about it!

Lol love the play on words.

Both 'My Junk' and 'Hands All Over' have been entered!

My Junk is a teen fiction novella. Sarah is pressured into flashing her peers. She does, rumors start to spread as she is labelled a slut.

Hands All Over is a chicklit romance. Two people meeting in a clumsy yet cute way. The closeness gets steamy, hands in inappropriate places.

Someone appreciated my joke! Yay! And good luck! They sound interesting! Now you're in the asylum with me, how do you aim to get out? Do you have an escape plan?

I will direct a play based on the novel in my head with the other patients. I will be a part of it as well, during the standing ovation I sneak out swiftly. Or manipulate one of the guards that I have seen him in a dream that we got married in Poland.

You know, I think that might just work. Actually, no I don't. I was humouring you. With that plan, you may as well think about a new wardrobe. You know, with straps and things...

Kevina is a Nigerian American writer, aunt and student. She found Wattpad in 2011, became active in 2013 but was a silent reader. Deciding to finish her novel 'Jordan' when she heard about Nanowrimo. Chatting with amazing writers and readers her craft expanded with more stories that's been buried in her head. Her former jobs consisted of sales associate at Victoria's Secret, babysitter and assistant. She loves yoga, tea, cooking, movies, music, her book boyfriends and her family.

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