THE FERN FEATURED IN THIS SKIT IS MY OC

Isopod: *looks around frantically to see dragons towering over him* Uh.. hi?

Fern: So this is the dragon who's supposed to be a medic.

Magnolia: *Vines twist into words that say: Maybe you'll find somebody else to test those poisons on. I think Clover is brutally traumatised.*

Clover: Thank you, Magnolia. Indeed, I am. 

Fern: *rolls her eyes* All that fancy talk again. Your vocabulary is petrifying.

Clover: How did you even become a doctor.

Isopod: *lightly gasps* You're a medic? 

Fern: *nods* You're one too, right? We didn't get scammed like our last trip to Walmart, right? I swear, I will poison Jessica or whatever her sh*tty name was. 

Isopod: I am! Thank god, there's another medic! I haven't met any so far and wow. We can talk about saving children and helping people in nee--

Fern: So you make poison right? 

Isopod: ...What

Magnolia: Hon, we shouldn't be too nosy. 

Fern: Sorry, Mag. I'm just excited to have another dragon who knows about herbs. *grabs Clover into a gentle chokehold* Hm, it doesn't seem like he knows a ton about poison though. 

Clover: Please be more distinguished around other individuals, Fern. 

Fern: What are you? Shakesp---

Clover: Apologies for my sister over there. Hi, what's your name even though we kinda already know it...

Isopod: *unsettled* Ah.. I'm Isopod.

Clover: *nods* I'm Clover, my rather dimwitted sister over there and also her girlfriend, Magnolia. 

Magnolia: *smiles awkwardly as new vines curved themselves* Nice to meet you. 

Isopod: Uh, I have a question if you don't mind me asking.

Fern: *already disinterested in Isopod* Knock yourself out. 

Isopod: How do you know all this information about me?

Fern: Oh frog tongues. I forgot to say. I swear, we're not stalkers. Actually, Clover might be considering how many crushes he ha--

Clover: We found the information through this app called Pattwad where your creator sorta, kinda gave us all your life goals and dreams, personality and whatever. 

Isopod: . . . 

Also Isopod: Cool :)

Magnolia: Would you like to tell us about yourself? It's OK if not, I don't mind. 

Isopod: T- thank you but I don't think that's much of a choice considering how much your girlfriend is glaring at me. 

Fern: *flings her arms around Magnolia and shrugs* Your choice. Be poisoned or be talking. 

Isopod: *quickly blurts out* I really like my friends and just a few more things if you don't mind listening.

Magnolia: Go ahead.

Isopod: I like polar bears, tuna, flowers, snow, shiny things, helping others, Thresher, hunting, weaving, being helpful, Thresher 

Fern: Holy sh*t, does he just have all that memorized? 

Clover: Hey, what's wrong with that? I have all the pokemon names memorized! 

Isopod: Sorry, I just like having things to say so it won't be awkward and stuff.

Magnolia: *stops and gives him an approving look* Please teach me your ways, Isopod. 

Fern: Hey, I have a question to ask too.

Isopod: Yes?

Fern: Why did you become a medic?

Isopod: Oh! My tribe was dying so I had to step in and help... 

Clover: *sniffles* That's a real reason to be a doctor, Fern. Not to defy your parents or piss of teachers. 

Magnolia: *her relaxed expression twitched slightly* Hey, don't talk bad about Fern. It was her choice to ignore Ms. Maple and Mr. Pine's bullcrap expectations. 

Clover: You two threatening dragons are perfect for each other. 

Fern: Aw, that was so adorable. Magnolia, resay everything you just did. I need to get a camera. 

Isopod: If you guys don't have anything else to ask, I can just go now... (<-- Feeling like a third-wheeler)

Clover: I think I'll tag along (<-- Feeling like a fourth wheeler)

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Holy crap, my creative juices and funniness has completely disappeared while writing this. Sorry for this sh*tty skit. I have now found out that I cannot write this trio very well but I did like Isopod's character. His relationship Thresher seems adorable and I'd honestly loved to have added him here with all these characters. 

I think his character is pretty solid but his personality might need a few more traits. 8/10 for Isopod.