Algae
CREDITS TO Bayou13 for making this skit (again, I made slight changes to make it run smoother but nothing too drastic.)
Bael: Ah ha! Checkmate!
Bark: ... you do know that we're playing Monopoly right?
Bael: No.
Bark: Figures.
*Cue knocking*
Bark: Hey can you get the door?
Bael: WE HAVE A DOOR!?
Bark: *sarcasm* No, we live in a house without doors.
Algae: These interview people are taking forever. I swear if someone doesn't open this door-
Bael: *opens door*
Algae: Finally! Is this where I go for the interview?
Bael: *closes door*
Algae: WHAT THE-
Bark: Who was it?
Bael: Some weird SandWing that's here for an 'interview'.
Bark: AGAIN!? We need to find the actual interviewers and *eyes narrow ominously* have a talk.
(Book's OCs and procrastinating ass slowly inches away)
Bael: ... ooooh ominous!
Bark: Thanks. Now let's see if we can get the dragon in front of the door to go away by interviewing them.
Bael: *opens door* Hi.
Algae: What took you so long!?
Bark: Nevermind that. What's your name? Something like 'Dust' or 'Sand'?
Algae: What? Why's everyone keep thinking I'm a SandWing?
Bark: Hmmmm... could it be because you ARE a SandWing?
Algae: No, I literally have biolumescent scales *points at the disco...ing lights*
Bark: *annoyed* What's your name?
Algae: Algae.
Bark: Hm. SeaWing?
Algae: YES. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? Uh, half SeaWing, I mean. What are your names?
Bark: I'M THE ON ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Algae: Well you're not doing a very good job of it.
Bark: *flips Algae off with both talons*
Bael: Do you have any siblings?
Algae: Yes, I do actually! Their names are Eelgrass and Driftwood and *starts ranting*
Bark:
Bael:
Algae: And I would do anything to protect them because *more ranting*
Bael: Ok they seem wonderful. *gives a 'please shut the f*ck up' look* Do you have any hobbies?
Algae: My hobby is not doing a hobby.
Bark: Woooah that's crazy I do that hobby too.
Algae: No really?
Bael: *not picking up on their mutual sarcasm* Wow, you're really starting to grow on Bark, Algae.
Algae: No, moss grows on bark.
Bael & Bark: Huh?
Bark: Ok interview's over now go leave bye. *closes door*
Bayou13: Oh and for the rating maybe a 8.5/10 because the backstory is a tad basic, but the character is pretty detailed.
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