after buying ash's earth clothes, we see the two ordering food at the mall version of Wendy's

Michael: ok, i'll have a bacon-ator, what do you want ash?

he asked to the serepentian

Ash: i'll have a....uhh, what's a chicken sandwich?

Michael: i'll tell you later and trust me ash, it's delicious. (he turns back to the cashier) she'll have the chicken sandwich.

cashier: ok, that will be $24.95.

micheal pays for the food and they head to their seats and begin to talk about stuff...and things

michael: ok, i was thinking... in order for you to learn more about earth, you need to go to my school so that way you'll learn our history and stuff like that.

ash: ok, but does fox go in with me?

micheal: uh, no. because he has a gun attatched to his right arm and he doesn't look even close to a human like you do. speaking of fox, why does he have a gun for an arm?

the female alien was taken back about that question and she said

ash: (frowns) i don't want to talk about it, it always makes me upset.

???: hey, michael!!!!!

they turn to see who called out his name, and see someone who has ''bully'' written all over his face, Bash Johnson

(i know he's from randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja, but he was the best bully character i could think of to put in this book, hope you understand)

bash: hey, how's it going with your girlfriend.

ash: girlfriend?

she said to herself

bash: oh that's right, i forgot that she broke up with you, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ash's eyes widened at hearing what he said and began to feel bad for him until bash saw her began to have a shit eating grin

bash: hey, babe. name's bash johnson, so what's your name?

ash: ash graven, now can you leave us alone, we're trying to wait for our food.

bash: why not wait for....something else.

he said in a creepy way, which made micheal snap

micheal: HEY, SHE SAID LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!

bash: oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it, shorty?

he threatened as the security guards came to the scene

guard 1: what's going on here?

micheal: security, this jerk-wad said something creepy to my new lady-friend.

guard 2: how creepy?

ash: like in a perverted way.

the guard's eyes widened at hearing what she said as they restrained bash and escorted him out of the mall as he cried out

bash: NO PLEASE, I'LL BE GOOD. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, PLEASE!!!!!!

he cried out until he was thrown out of the mall as the guards came to michael and ash and said

guard 1: i'm terribly sorry about what he said to your friend...

guard 2: and for disturbing the peace.

ash: well, you have our thanks for getting him out of here.

michael: exactly what she said.

he said as their food came

guard 1: well, we should let you eat your meals.

guard 2: and you're welcome.

they said as they left the two as they began eating

ash: so this is a chicken sandwich? (she takes a bite out of her first sandwich and had stars in her eyes) Micheal, you're right, it's delicious.

she said in happiness as she scarfed the whole thing like a wolf, making micheal's eyes widen in shock

michael: (thinking) wow, she must've really enjoyed her chicken?

he thought as he took a bite out of his bacon-ator
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(outside the mall)

after eating their lunch, we see the two walking out of the mall with smile son their faces

ash: that was good.

michael: yeah it was. but i wonder what my friends are doing right now?

ash: same thing with fox. so, when are we going to tell my dad about me being in a human school.

micheal: well first, we need to give him a disguise, and a fake last name...wait, does clarence even have a last name?

ash: i don't know. i only know his first name.

micheal nodded as he started to think of a good last name for clarence
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(in space)

near mars, we see a spaceship on it's way to earth with the pilot having a sinister smirk on his face

???: finally.

he said as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope you liked it.