I was really overwhelmed by the number of questions I got and I'm so happy this character ask worked out. Thank you so much to everyone that participated and I love you all! I will hopefully be doing one once I finish this book (which will be in a long while but yeah) Xx

Now, to start the character ask.

Sophie~

We have the same name so, can we date?

I'd feel really weird dating someone with the same name as me and I'm already taken by Michael. Sorry. :-/

If your parents adopt me, we will be sisters!!

I'm not sure about that haha, I don't even think they consider me their own daughter anymore saying I was kicked out so yeah

Do you like pizza as much as you like Michael?

No, Michael's lame and pizza is heaven.

Michael: that's rude :(

Sophie: I'm sorry babe, I was just kidding *kisses pout*

How do you really feel about Michael like real talk here?

I really do care about him and he makes me the happiest person in the world. I'd say I love him but I feel like I love him as my best friend and I'm slowly starting to actually fall in love with him. I really like him as my boyfriend though.

Michael: damn straight *pulls thug face*

Do you ship Malum?

Why would I ship my somewhat-boyfriend/dating/I'm-not-even-sure with someone I had a fling with?

How much do you love Michael?

A lot (to the moon and back); depending on the context. I love him as my best friend but I'm sure I don't love him as in a relationship just yet.

We should go to Outback together.

hmu

YOU HAVENT TALKED TO ME YOU DIPSHIT

hello B-)

Michael~

Can we date instead? Since you're not dating Sophie. You can date this Sophie instead.

But I am dating Sophie (not you, Sophie) in a sense... I don't know it's confusing. We both really like each other but I feel like we're scared to lose our friendship. We are dating though, like we're together, we just haven't gone on a date just yet. I was going to ask her out soon though.

Do you like Black Ops or MW3 more?

I'm more of a Destiny kind of guy.

How do you feel about Sophie's love for bagels?

I think it's cute. I bought a bag of them for her last week and there was about 12 in it and she finished them already. She doesn't really eat much variety because of it.

Sophie: *blushes*

Are you comfortable with the relationship Calum and Sophie have?

I mean, as long as they're just friends I'm fine because they're still my best friends before anything. Yeah I was jealous about them meeting first and then them hooking up but who wouldn't be when it's their best friend and the girl they've liked for two years? I don't mind it though. Calum told me Sophie was just trying to get me jealous.

Sophie: *hits Calum on his side*

Calum: ow :(

Can we please play video games together?

YES as long as it's a good game O_o Soph will only play Mario Kart with me :(

How much do love Sophie?

A LOT. She's the person I tell everyone to but also in the context of in a friendly way. I'm not sure if I love her in a more than friendly way yet but I know I will :)

Can you come to my apartment and play video games with me? I'm lonely.

Two question: what games do you have and can I bring the guys with me? I don't like going to new places by myself.

Is Malum real?

Muke af

You stole my best friend, not cool bruh :( (from Valeria aka Sophie's best irl friend)

I'm sorry! You'll see her soon though! You had 17 years with her! Let me have two (or more) months with her!

Marina (from Marina and the Diamonds) or Sophie?

Sophie: If you don't choose Marina I'm blocking you on every social media I own

Michael: but you're my best friend and I love you and I only know like four Marina songs so I choose Sophie

Sophie: *pulls out phone*

Michael: *sighs* fine Marina

Calum~

You're so hot, be my fuck buddy, yeah?

Sure, but I don't know who you are??

Please just, please just stop... You're so freaking hot.

I'm not sure how this is a question but thanks babe ;)

Why do you flirt with Sophie all the time? Is it just a flirtationship or more?

We mainly did it to make Michael jealous (which worked) but we both were single and we kind of just did it to have fun. It was strictly a flirtationship and we just knew that we were gonna stay friends even if we flirted.

Do you really want to have sex with Michael? Why won't he let you?

you know it babe ;)

and it's because he has Sophie now :(

If you get that reference, I love you.

of course I do haha, it was the greatest song I've written.

Just admit you're in love with Sophie.

I mean she's a great person and I love her because she's a really great friend but I don't love her like that. We just strictly had a flirtationship with no strings attached.

Is Malum real?

Nah bruh

You're the real fuckboy

Um, thank you? I don't know what that means and I don't know if it's an insult or not. :/

Ashton~

How are you daddy? Do you ship Sophie and Michael?

I'm doing excellent, thank you princess. AND YES I DO OTP

I love you, thank you.

I love you too and you're welcome :)

How come you are not in the story a lot? Are you busy?

I've been spending everyday with my family because I have missed them a lot and hopefully I'll be hanging out with everyone more once we start traveling again. I'm so excited.

Daddy I need you, I've been bad.

What did you do, Princess?

Do you ship Malum?

Isn't Muke the thing going on? I'm so out of loop.

Bang me like you bang those drums.

Um... sure? Wouldn't that hurt you?

Luke~

Will you marry me?

WHEN'S THE WEDDING?

OTP?

muke af (but I guess mophie is cute too *rolls eyes*)

Sophie: *hits Luke*

Lukw: ow :( that hurt

Do you ship Malum? Because I do.

MUKE DAMMIT !!

Why the hell are you so hot?

Why the hell are you so hot too?

I would fuck you

Me too.

Why are you so tall?

Genetics?

Do you consider yourself a breadstick?

Actually the term that made me laugh was stiff noodle... because stiff noodle...

You're my new fuckboy

But I'm not a fuckboy :(

Do you secretly ship Cake or Malum?

Muke.

Why would you put Michael and Sophie in the same pantry and not expect anything to happen?

I was hoping to walk in on them doing the do but we planned our timing in correctly.

Halen~

Hey Halen, are Sophie and Michael your OTP too?

bitch please, who do you think came up with their ship name?

Do you see that you are brother goals?

Really? Even though I used to show Sophie's baby pictures to potential boyfriends or that I was the reason she "tripped" down a flight of stairs? Cool.

You are brother goals.

*blushes* awe thanks.

Where did you get your name?

I was named after the band Van Halen since my parents met at one of their concerts. :/

Sophie's (and Halen's) Parents~

Stop being jerks, k?

Mom: but we didn't do anything wrong. It was Sophie's choice to disobey us.

Dad: I agree, she chose to mess up her life.

Do you realize that your daughter is in a house with a guy? And that they share a bed?

Dad: Daughter? We don't have a daughter.

Mom: That girl must be a prostitute. People shouldn't be doing that until marriage.

Halen: *rolls eyes*

Do you ship Malum?

Mom: what the heck is a malum and what the heck does ship mean?

Dad: is malum a disease?

Luke: YES!

Michael: Shut up Luke, this is not your question.

You're my parents because I am Sophie too.

Mom: but we don't have a daughter named Sophia anymore.

Can you please adopt me?

Mom: I mean we do have that extra room now, sure.

Why do you treat Sophie like SHIZ and Halen like an angel? She's just as good as you want her to be... Just saying.

Dad: who are you to tell us how to raise our children? Halen is an amazing child and Sophia has just kept rebelling for a long time.

Do you like chicken nuggets?

Dad: I prefer a good steak.

Mom: Yes! Or lobster is really great as well!

El (me)~

Why are you so awesome?

I'm actually really lame but aweeee thank you. <3

How much do you love me?

SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know you made me have a mental breakdown over this story?

I apologize. :/

Hi best friend, we need to hang because we haven't yet and we need to. Anyways I love you and your stories. They make me feel some type of way and ilysm.

Sophie, I don't see how this is a question (lmAO) but awe awe yes we need to make plans again and I miss you a lot and I love you lots!!

How did you get so good at writing? Because this story is LIFE and it makes me really happy whenever I see you've updated.

This made me smile so widely. Thank you so much. It means the world to me. I consider writing the only thing I'm somewhat decent at and this made me so happy. ilysm!

You give me so much feels.

I'm sorry (because I feEL THE SAME WAY SOMETIMES).

What's something that surprises people about you?

I'm really really really quiet. And I have a bad stutter. They also think I'm a bitch until they talk to me haha

Why do you have to give me feels every chapter of this and Hopeless? (Hopeless is my other Michael book if you didn't know)

IM SO SORRY I DONT MEAN TO GIVE YOU FEELS but you might cry in one of the next few Hopeless chapters and lowkey I cry writing it but yeah thank you so much! It means the world to me.

Let's meet soon!

K DEAL I wish we could sigh

You are my wce.

And you are my wce as well <3

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SO that concludes my character ask! It was a lot of fun and I hope to do it again soon. I love you guys and I'll be updating all of my other stories tonight and hopefully this one sometime this week. I have finals starting Thursday so I'm going to be a bit busy but I'll try to update as much as possible! I love you guys! Xx

~malumwritings