Em sits down at the back of class, on her phone, because why not?

This time, she actually remembered to put it on mute, because although last time her teacher didn't notice because she was breaking like Gia, she might notice this time.

She Scrolls through as she notices she has a notification from Aoife. And of course the 400 group chats : Tea Spiller Hoes, Crack and Kody, Two Pregnancies, all the 17647984 others

The group names were very weird. She shrugged it off and checked Aoife's message.

Aoife: Boo
Em: Welcome back to where we complain about life.
Aoife: Oh did you not miss me?
Em: It was boring without you.
Aoife: I'm boring though
Em: you aren't
Aoife: okay, so my parents are being bishes and keep making me help them with the housework while my brother gets to play the computer.
Em: Your parent's are stupid. How old is your brother?
Aoife: 13, almost 14. He's capable
Em: That's honestly stupid. You should 'accidentally' whack your brother in the head with a broom while your sweeping. Oops I'm way too violent 😂😂

She laughed at her own comment and decided to check the 'two Pregnancies' chat while she waits. She read through a few of the messages, but there were hundreds since she last replied because Ari and Tatum spam everything.

Tatum: CUPPIECAKEY
Tatum: THAT'S YOUR NEW NICKNAME
Aoife: I like it a lot.

Em laughed. CUPPIECAKEY, that's a nice name. Specially since Aoife went by CupcakeChampion on all her social medias. She should really go by IKEA Glass Coffee Table though. She continued reading.

Tatum : OKAY KIDS WHAT IF MORGAN TAGGED ALONG IN SEASON 3 AND THEN GOT KIDNAPPED BY JOSH.
Ari: oml kids
Aoife: oml Morgan 😂
Ari: rip Morgan
Tatum: AND THEN MORGAN CAN PUKE UP A DEMOGOD
Tatum: ALSO SHE GOES TO THE UPSIDE DOWN
Ari: NO TATUM NO
Tatum: AND THIS CREATURE NAMED JOJO SHOWS UP
Ari: NO
Ari: NO NO NO

Em laughed reading the conversation, gaining a few looks from people around her. I mean she was in the middle of a class. But she didn't care, she thought everyone hated her and thought she was a hoe.

Ari: Welp Olivia's reporting my picture
Em: rip
Tatum: MORGAN THE DEMOGORGAN PUKER WHO GOT KIDNAPPED BY JOSH BUT WAS SUPPOSEDLY IN THE UPSIDE DOWN.
Aoife: what tf I'm confused.

Em chuckled slightly. She understood Aoife right now, because she was confused as well.

Tatum: It's stranger things
Tatum: I want Morgan to be like eleven
Ari: aka the second best show other than riverdale
Aoife: oopsies I haven't watched riverdale or stranger things.
Em: you really should

This group chat was just way too active and weird to even know what was going on half the time. Em sighed, as she thought about her life.
She was hoe, so she thought.
But she wasn't a hoe.
She was a toothpick.

She checked back on her message with Aoife.

Aoife: that's a really good idea
Aoife: I'm going to do that
Em: 😂😂 really?
Aoife: yup and then I'm gonna say em told me to
Em: 😂😂
Aoife: and when he asks who em is I'll say she's my inner toothpick. And run away
Em: OML 😂😂😂

Em burst out laughing, and decided to maybe try not to laugh in the middle of social studies. People probably all thought she was a weirdo. Welp, they already did. Or so she thought.

Aoife: I'm excited for this now
Em: you should record it
Aoife: I will
Em: now everyone at school is annoying
Aoife: everyone is always annoying
Em: trueeee
Aoife: actually life is annoying
Em: it really is
Aoife: 💗
Em: who's annoying you though?
Em: coz they gonna die
Aoife: everyone and everything
Em: Aww :(
Aoife: it's okay I have you
Em: true but I'm Annoying
Aoife: no your not im Annoying
Em: your never annoying 😂
Aoife: tell that to everyone in my school
Em: right, I'm booking the next flight to tell them
Aoife: coolio
Em: 🖤

This friendship was weird. Em couldn't believe anyone would think Aoife is annoying. Em was convinced she was the Annoying one.

Em: oh yeah post a new dance video
Aoife: stop harrasing me about dance videos
Em: I harass Ari to update RPs now I'll harass you for dance videos :)

Em zoned out for a while, not bothering to listen to the teacher or text. She went back and read through all the chats.

There was some kind of fight going on in the original wattpad chat, Crack and Kody, some random talking in the Tea Spiller Hoes, and Tatum trying to make Morgan a demigod.

But a notification popped up.

Ari has added you to 'u left us'

This was probably a group chat about the fact that Ari, Aoife and Em were practically convinced that they were twins with Chloe, Maddie and Kalani.

She read through the people in the chat, and sure enough she was right: Kira, Christi, Melissa, Aoife. Oh, and Holly, Jill, Cathy and of course the badass bitch Kelly.

Ari: helllooo
Em: hiii
Aoife: I was about to add Abby
Aoife: but her fat ass is in jail
Ari: oml Aoife 😂
Aoife: so sucks to be her
Em 😂
Em: My fat ass is hungry.
Ari: ^
Aoife: me all the time.
Ari: so moms
Ari: the title is you left us
Ari: coz you did
Aoife: we are your long lost daughters
Aoife: you abondoned us
Em: rip
Ari: we are getting revenge
Aoife: I need my explanation here
Ari: Christi, you coulda had all of this. But no you left me.
Em: so hey Kira, I'm that girl that looks like Kalani but it's the dollar store version of kalani
Em: I'm from the Great Value Brans
Em: *brand
Em: I also can't spell
Ari: lmao
Ari: I'm the Walmart version of chloe
Ari: she's Vogue Chloe
Ari: I can see why you walked Vogue Chloe over Walmart Chloe
Aoife: Melissa you probably made a good decision getting rid of me 😂
Ari: *WALKED DAMN IT

Em laughed, but decided to try and focus on class. But that wouldn't last long

I suck at doing other people's povs wow.